2,882 Forum Posts by "Serphyas"
At 7/26/08 04:03 AM, hausoft wrote: OK not many people know how to properly deal with trolls, so im gonna help you all.
Thread is four years old, ass-nozzle.
Something must be wrong with me, because I found that to be fucking grotesque.
"I mean, sure, it's an effective way to trick someone and...you know, kill them... but AWWWWWWWWW."
At 7/24/08 08:28 PM, junipe wrote: if anyone can help me i would really apreciate it.
Sure - stop using Real Player.
You know, after I see the word "neccasirly" used more than once, it becomes clear that it is not a typo. Do they still teach English in Texas?
i no right lol!!! egoraptor is god, he is funy and his jokes are funny cuz they r about videogames LOL
Get a fucking clue.
Wow. Apparently the mindset is that Metropolis Circuit is garbage and egoraptor deserves front page for every flash he shits out.
Zippos are overrated as shit.
This is exactly the type of horseshit that has me fearing my future English courses. I mean I realize the OP was probably written in jest, but it brings up a good point through its entirety.
There is a difference between A) Taking an overarching and difficult subject, analyzing it, breaking it down thoroughly and debating its finer points, and B) Just injecting a bunch of pseudo-philosophical nonsense into a bland topic to make something seem more complex than it actually is.
At 7/13/08 11:27 PM, ClamPwns wrote:Yep, it's in the Decleration of Independence.At 7/13/08 11:00 PM, squidly wrote:If I wanted to derail this thread and start talking about politics, I would say that it is absolutely your duty as a citizen to question your government's actions and motives, especially when evidence points to a web of lies and deception.
Oh, and I'd rather be police. No crime in MY neighborhood. :D
Hey, squidly didn't write that, I did. That punk-ass squidly ain't SHIT, ya hear me?!
This is not a release by "Guns 'N Roses," okay? It's a fat Axl Rose with a terrible singing voice.
At 7/13/08 11:10 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote:At 7/13/08 10:45 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Trying to be something just for the sake of being different from the crowd is pathetic.Well The only way to be yourself it to set yourself out from the crowd. There's nothing wrong with showing people you are different, anyways newgrounds thanks for your help I guess I'll be heading off to a second hand store in search of something good.
Just be yourself, for christ's sake.
Oh lord.
Dude, everyone is different, okay? There's nothing wrong with looking different and standing out from the crowd, but dressing differently for that purpose alone is really lame and makes you look like a huge douche. You're gonna show people how unique you are by buying name-brand, mass-produced clothing that is likely worn by thousands of other people?
Don't concern yourself with superficial bullshit. If you wanna show people that you're different, talk to them. That'll leave a better impression than pinstriped suits or chains on your pants or whatever other bullshit people are outfitting themselves with these days.
At 7/13/08 11:07 PM, Sistine1408 wrote:At 7/13/08 11:00 PM, squidly wrote:What does Bush have to do with it? Fact is, America's in a war, and I want to protect my country.
Good luck dying in one of the most useless wars ever conceived that was started by a crackhead.
Did it work?
And George Bush was a crackhead in High School.
If I wanted to derail this thread and start talking about politics, I would say that it is absolutely your duty as a citizen to question your government's actions and motives, especially when evidence points to a web of lies and deception.
But I don't want to derail. So I won't.
At 5/17/08 09:27 PM, pyzelen wrote: juno shoulda won more
Juno was a steaming pile of indie shit.
Hmmm, choices. Either be a pawn in a completely ass-backwards and illegal war, or a corrupt power-hungry douchebag with a small dick.
Eh. Military.
Change for the sake of change is probably a bad thing, bro.
It's weird. Just don't fuck around with it.
And, if you actually wanna enjoy yourself, I'd be sure to do it with just one other person; someone you trust. My first time was terrible because I had a bunch of chuckle-head dickflaps who sat there laughing at me.
At 7/9/08 02:26 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Seeing how this is a fitting thread, I'll post this here.
About a year ago, my dad told me a sort of trick thing that lets you have an elusive dream (an elusive dream is one where you can control everything you do). Anyway, first you should make sure you know how to flex all of the muscles in your body.
It's called LUCID dreaming.
Had this one dream when I was about five. I looking for my parents in our old house, and couldn't find them. Climbed the staircase to get to my room, and saw them both laying unconscious on my bed. I climbed up on the bed and shook them both, trying to wake 'em up. Then I turned around and this big-ass skeleton tickled the shit out of me.
I woke up screaming.
I hate to rain on the parade, but I'm pretty sure the quality of the flash was intentional. I mean, it's so terrible that it is not just a film, it's ART. beaver-beaver is just a fucking genius and is leading everyone on.
2012 is the year that the Mayans predicted a world-changing event would occur. Namely the Apocalypse or something along the lines of it.
At 6/23/08 04:18 PM, TKHawaiianAZN wrote: Indiana Jones any good? The New one that came out.
No, it was terrible. Even Harrison Ford couldn't salvage that one.
There are thousands and thousands of galaxies, each of them containing billions and billions of suns, each of those potentially having a life-supporting planet.
You tell me.
At 6/23/08 03:17 AM, carbonwater wrote: Speed Racer.
I heard it was a pile of camera-shaking, neon-streaked shit.
At 6/23/08 04:05 PM, Shreddy wrote: all humans were vegetarian at one point anyway, think how fucking hard it would be to catch and kill a mammoth compared to finding fruit and nuts
Uh, back when we were APES we might've been "vegetarian" (and this term should be used loosely in this case because it implies choice, not natural diet). But humanity is and has always been a mostly-carnivorous species.
I just saw this in the newspaper about an hour ago, and it has ruined my fucking day. I feel like crying.
RIP George. The world is a shittier place without you.
At 6/23/08 03:35 PM, Mechabloby wrote:At 6/23/08 03:32 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: laargh laaaaargh lalalallarghlaaaaah, laargh, largh, lalalalallaaargh!Agreed - it's one of the main reasons why I hate their stuff so much. The majority of it is just 'lalalala' and it's really unoriginal, pathetic and boring. Another reason, maybe because they've also made some quite comedic songs - sure, don't get me wrong, comedic songs can be alright but if done by a band like The Offspring who are always taken too seriously, it just makes me hate them even more.
I can't say that I'm an expert on The Offspring, but I've heard some of their recent stuff and it sounds like they are taking their music more seriously nowadays.
