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Response to: Oh no! All my grapes went bad! Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

*drools*

Response to: I found out why forums are popular! Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

Wait. You mean someone could be a complete social reject, friendless, ugly, and awkward...and then log onto one of these "forums" and pretend like they're not? Bullshit.

Response to: Bot Flies! Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING THREAD EVER

Response to: better story of the week Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

Dude, a guy got his fucking head cut off! On a bus! There are very few things more fucked up than that.

Response to: Saying no to cigarettes Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

I'm pretty sure that anti-smoking ads have never been based in reality anyway.

Response to: I fell asleep while driveing :'( Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

At 8/1/08 10:07 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: Instead of letting your mind wander into other subjects, concentrate on driving next time, hmm?

You're not even old enough to drive you little cockflap.

OP, maybe pack of bottle of water in your car somewhere. That's what I drink whenever I'm driving and get a bit sleepy.

Response to: What was this god damned song? Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

I remember that song, and frankly I thought it sucked.

Response to: Favorite simpsons quotes Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT ARE VERY VERY FUNNY.

Response to: Getting my Ears pierced tomorrow. Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

At 8/1/08 09:20 PM, Portkillar wrote:
At 8/1/08 08:55 PM, Kasrikin wrote: Piercing is for girls. Don't
ITT: Close minded people.

Is it hard to put that into an opinion? Such as, "I think piercings are for girls, don't" thus insuring that people like me won't come out and call you a fucking idiot. Nothing is for women, nothing is for men. ANYTHING can be used by ANYONE there are no laws concerning these types of things. Don't be a nazi.

I'm pretty sure that the statement being an opinion was already implied. Do you think there is an alternate way to interpret his remark, or that he was saying "I know for a fact that piercing is for girls, don't?"

C'mon.

Response to: Furry Advert Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

At 8/1/08 07:21 PM, solardave wrote:
At 8/1/08 07:20 PM, Serphyas wrote: Pretty sure that is a French TV ad that supposedly aired years ago.

...What channel did you see this on again?
Erm, Living, I think. I'm on a completely different channel now though.

Clarification: I was skeptical because I thought that this ad had been shown in the U.S.

I dunno about British television, but I can tell you that the tight-assed American media would never allow that commercial to air.

Response to: I saved a dog from a animal shelter Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

That shit was lame as fuck.

Response to: Furry Advert Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

Pretty sure that is a French TV ad that supposedly aired years ago.

...What channel did you see this on again?

Response to: My dial-up is as fast as DSL Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

Get off the internet please.

Response to: Fast food bans. Posted August 1st, 2008 in Politics

If the government required fast-food chains to post their ingredients and nutrition facts, you wouldn't need to ban the opening of new restaurants.

Or maybe that's just wishful thinking. Part of me knows that many people realize how terrible fast food is them yet continue to eat there.

Response to: Post your madness scenes here! Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

I love how almost every one of these scenes is more original and imaginative than the Madness series itself.

Response to: Dog Plays Role Of Mom For Tigers Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

Obligatory AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

It's interesting, these tigers will grow up and absolutely dwarf the dog, yet still treat her as mom.

Response to: My new yiff addiction Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

At 7/31/08 10:41 PM, Dragonberry wrote: i need gifs

Yiff gifs?

hlakahlakahlakahlaka

Response to: how many times a day can you wank Posted July 29th, 2008 in General

Holy shit, I did a double take and realized that I posted in this thread two years ago. Wow. That's a weird feeling.

Response to: Twisted Metal Movie Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

At 7/28/08 09:56 PM, Nofartjokes wrote: You know the game its car combat as you might have have seen death race is comeing out in movies but i have been thinking why not make twisted metal into a movie it is king of car combat i really think someone one should make that into a movie new car's new charthers tell driver's story line's and battle's make in kind of dark in a way just like twisted metal black new place's so what do you think if i become a movie maker do you think this movie is good will it make it i what to know.

I think taht would be a really good idea i played a lot of twisted metal on the playstation1 so i think it could be a good movie its got eveyrthing action explosions good plot everything so yeah it would make a lot of money i hope uwe boll directs it i mean his movies aren't usualy that good but its hard to screw up cars shoting at each other and blowing up LOOOLLLOLOLOL

Response to: Female masturbation questionnaire Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

Dude, if you want some material to whack off to, just look up some porn. It's everywhere, kid.

Response to: Sensitivity to younger members Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

At 7/28/08 09:52 PM, aquaticmole wrote: We're not you're parents.

How on earth did you fuck that up?

"We're" is "we are." What might "you're" be then, Einstein?

Response to: Pot Posted July 28th, 2008 in General

At 7/28/08 09:16 PM, Eman420 wrote:
At 4/17/08 12:55 AM, Sp00kyy wrote: Alcohol= worse than weed.

Although the two are nice combined every now and then.
Uhhh buddy? Are you high?

Alchohol=LEGAL.
Weed=ILLEGAL.

you do the math

Holy fucking shit, did you seriously just imply that alcohol is safer than pot?

Response to: The Joker Posted July 27th, 2008 in General

Some people call me the space cowboy...yeah...

...erm.

Response to: i killed a wolf Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Why God, whyyyyyy?

What game?

Response to: Video card Suggestion Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

I last bought a GFX card 3 years ago, so I have no clue about modern cards.

However, a quick Google search came up with this, it looks like there are specs and prices of modern cards. Dunno if it'll help, but hey I tried.

Response to: Things about the movies Matrix. Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

At 7/26/08 10:59 PM, Rideo wrote:
At 7/26/08 10:55 PM, Serphyas wrote: Oh c'mon, you're taking a fictional movie and trying to tell us that fake-ness is a bad thing?
Yes, if the feel of the movie is serious and the characters look like gumby then the movie isn't going to convey the feeling it attempts to.

Yeah but if we're talking about the Matrix, complete with fake-ass storyline involving humanity's last stand against giant fucking machines, and rogue computer programs physically manifesting themselves as "That one guy from Lord Of The Rings," it's silly to turn around and point out something like "The part with Neo flying is so fake lol."

The movie, as far as I remember, makes no attempt to convey that the setting and characters are realistic or true-to-life. It just seems odd to nitpick, that's all.

Response to: Madagascar Infected Hahahaha!!! Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

You know what really chaps my ass? When I remove every symptom and the lethality drops to zero, yet the entire civilized world thinks my virus is enough of a threat to warrant COMPLETELY halting all travel and closing their borders. Gimme a fuckin' break.

Response to: Things about the movies Matrix. Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

Oh c'mon, you're taking a fictional movie and trying to tell us that fake-ness is a bad thing? Get a clue.

As for stupidity, I'd say....the entire second and third movies.

Response to: Can Somebody Help Me Out Here? Posted July 26th, 2008 in General

It'll be slow. ....SlowER. Then again would anyone pay $40 to get their shirt within 1-3 days? Fuckin' ridiculous.