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Response to: desert anyone? Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

At 8/6/08 01:20 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:
At 8/6/08 12:39 AM, ShannonTheScatman wrote: Hmmm... i can't think what is better... PANCAKES or ICECREAM.
HE'S A SCATMAN.

BEEEEE BA BA BADA BOHP

Response to: Funniest PM messages? Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

Oh Baron.

Funniest PM messages?

Response to: Funniest PM messages? Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

At 8/6/08 05:11 AM, DragonsGrief wrote:
At 8/6/08 05:02 AM, Serphyas wrote: I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read 90% of what you wrote there.
Until you do, don't bother wasting your precious time, along with mine.

Precious time? Who's got precious time? Mine? Man, this is regular time for me. This is ME-time, normal time, generic time. I ran outta precious time last week. If you're allocating your precious time to Newgrounds instead of something important, something's up.

Response to: New Nine Inch Nails album! Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

I downloaded this album months ago! New? Pshaw, sir!

Oh and the album was meh.

Response to: to: speaker nancy Pelosi. Posted August 6th, 2008 in Politics

She was made Speaker having spoken FOREVER about fighting against Bush's administration and promising change, and what has she done in her tenure? Taken impeachment off the table for war criminals, for one. Oh, and delaying every House vote of importance so that they still remain hotly-contested issues until Election Day so that HER PARTY'S CANDIDATE WINS. Pelosi is a spineless coward and is as much of a traitor to this country as anyone in the White House.

Response to: Funniest PM messages? Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

At 8/6/08 04:50 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: The people like you that know virtually nothing about me except what you think from the little you read about me are the ones that I don't like to tolerate it from.

I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read 90% of what you wrote there. I know that you probably put a lot of effort into it but I just can't muster the energy needed, at 2:00 in the morning, to comprehend such an undoubtedly large pile of whine-whine-whine pretentious horseshit. BUT!...the little I did see it looked pretty free of spelling and grammatical errors.

The little quote snippet caught my eye because I saw the word "tolerate" and I like that word. And you're right, I know barely anything about you. But everything I've ever "read about" you is stuff that you typed up yourself in self-absorbed tear-laden userpage entries; words and thoughts bottled right at the source just like delicious glacial spring water. And that's all I need to know, really, isn't it?

Response to: Looking For a Movie Title Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

I think this is the one you're referring to

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/19 5319

Response to: Funniest PM messages? Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

At 8/6/08 03:57 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: You have to learn eventually, not through bans, but your time, that sniping at me every single time you see me post isn't going to do anything but fuel your stupid angsty hate against me.

Speaking of stupid angsty hate! (and coincidentally relating to our topic of conversation):

At 8/6/08 3:43 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: I gave you a chance to leave me alone, with no conditions.

Don't come crawling now to try and apologize. I haven't changed my mind about you, and it shall remain that way.

Now I found this kneeslappingly-funny, which is why it deserves a place in this thread. But I've gotta say, how far up your own socially-inept ass do you have to be to block someone after they semi-apologize to you? I'm sure you felt randy being able to send a dismissive PM with impunity, but you can't hide your fat ass behind the internet forever. And judging from this topic it seems the problem is more widespread than I thought. You apparently are completely devoid of the ability to handle any sort of negativity towards you, be it truthful or in jest. In this is just on the internet! How do you handle criticism in reality, face-to-face with human beings? Do you still associate yourself with humankind, by the way, or are we too frustrating for you these days?

Response to: For the furries! Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

At 8/5/08 10:19 PM, NickDaPwner wrote:
At 8/5/08 10:07 PM, Serphyas wrote:
At 8/5/08 10:05 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: furries like to fuck animals lol
Your username is lame as fuck LAAAAWL
you are a furry LAAAAAWL

look I'm thirteen and on the internet LAAAAAWWWL

Response to: What do you use your computer for? Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Oh wow, I totally do not expect "Porn" as an answer guys, so go ahead.

Response to: For the furries! Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

At 8/5/08 10:05 PM, NickDaPwner wrote: furries like to fuck animals lol

Your username is lame as fuck LAAAAWL

Response to: Wade and Tom Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

This thread is very amusing. Please, continue.

Response to: For the furries! Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Shoo!

*beats furry away with broom*

Man, they're everywhere nowadays.

Response to: Another riddle Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

At 8/5/08 07:33 PM, Flash-King-700 wrote: You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?

Anyone who has seen Die-Hard 3 can figure this one out. :P

LAWL DOUBLE-POST
Response to: Another riddle Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

At 8/5/08 07:30 PM, Hedzshot01 wrote: I've got a riddle,

Mountains will crumble and temples will fall, and no man can survive its endless call.

What is it?

A worthy riddle, good Sir!

Hmm...is it Time?

Response to: Half-back vs. Full-backs Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Football? Hey guys are we talking about football?! I love football! Who here loves football? FOOTBALL! Oh god football is so great! Who's your favorite football player? What's your favorite football position to play? I played football in high school, did you play football too? Football! Did you see that football game last Sunday/ Oh my lord that was some great football! I cheered for my football team because I'm from their state! FOOTBALL! FOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAALL

Half-back vs. Full-backs

Response to: would you have homosexual sex for $ Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Five bucks.

Response to: Bokmarks for great justice! Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Digg, I suppose. Otherwise it's not stuff worth sharing.

Guitar tabs too.

Response to: whats the perfect breakfast Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

Candied polar-bear assholes, a bowl of midget knuckles, and a refrigerated bag of my own piss.

Response to: If you plan to see "Disaster Movie" Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

At 8/5/08 01:15 AM, Poster wrote:
At 8/5/08 01:00 AM, MojoFilter wrote: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY
Agreed

Ideas like this don't deserve to make money. If you pay to see that piece of shit, you're supporting the worst kind of terrorism out there
I also agree

I agree with your agreement, and also agree with the statements you agreed with.

Response to: Have you accomplished anything? Posted August 5th, 2008 in General

I peeled an orange today

Response to: Think of a really epic fight... Posted August 4th, 2008 in General

Jesus Christ versus Mohammed comes to mind.

Response to: Team sports are a total waste . Posted August 4th, 2008 in General

I stayed out of that schools-sports-team bullshit. Intramurals is where it's at, where you're with friends, practicing on your own terms, and actually having fun.

Response to: Furry fans! Look here if curious. Posted August 3rd, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/2/08 09:01 PM, Dark-Volcano-Sam wrote: And Reno, my situation will be a lot easier if I was the only person willing in this world. Unfortunately, that will never happen. I have to care about others more than myself, because I am not the only one existing . . . nor I know that I even existed.

Enough with the overdramatic, self-pitying, attention-grabbing horseshit.

Response to: and bitch of the year goes to... Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

Hillary Clinton. Thankya.

Response to: What did God create... Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

At 8/3/08 11:39 PM, super-sense wrote: What would of he created on the seventh day if he didn't rest?

*Would have

This thread is a fuck load of shit
Response to: Albums that people should listen to Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

At 8/3/08 09:55 PM, pizza4ever wrote: greatist hits, by guns n roses

Attention faggots, a "Greatest Hits" album is not a real album.

Response to: 10 things all newgrounders do Posted August 3rd, 2008 in General

At 8/3/08 11:28 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: 1. MASTURBATE

END OF LIST

We're talking about NG, I think this shoulda been "MASTURBATE EVERY 4 HOURS."

Response to: My brother has fucking problems. Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

Should've told him to go fuck himself and closed the door in his face.

Response to: airsoft vs paintball Posted August 1st, 2008 in General

I've done both and I prefer airsoft. Part of me likes the realistic weapons, but it is also an issue of money.

Whenever I went paintballing there was always some elitist paintball prick on the field who has spent thousands of dollars on gun upgrades. I don't like feeling inadequate in a sport because I can't afford awesome equipment. In that sense, airsoft is easier to get into because you can be well-off for less.