Be a Supporter!
Response to: Songs that give you cold chills? Posted August 26th, 2008 in General

At 8/26/08 04:15 AM, unowned wrote:
At 8/26/08 03:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: How do they songs give you chills?
A mixed emotion of reverence, respect, dread, and wonder inspired by authority, genius, great beauty, sublimity, or might: We felt awe when contemplating the works of Bach. The observers were in awe of the destructive power of the new weapon.

Are you fucking serious?

Response to: I love you all SO much! Posted August 26th, 2008 in General

How would 12,000 dicks be arranged? In, like, a banana-bunch fashion? Or are they detachable?

Response to: Cigarettes... Posted August 26th, 2008 in General

I never stay on one brand, but Camel Wides and Marlboro Reds have always treated me well. Just bought a pack of American Spirit Menthols ('cause I felt like a hippie today), and they're much more mild but they burn nice and sloooow. They last about as long as a Camel 99, for me at least.

Co-worker offered me a Newport on Sunday; not a huge fan of 'em.

Response to: what came first, egg or chicken? Posted August 26th, 2008 in General

Are we actually debating on a microscopic level here?

Get this: Ancestor of the modern "chicken" creates an egg. That special egg hatches, and being just evolved to the right moment, becomes the first modern "chicken." Likewise, the first modern "chicken" had hatched from an egg laid by its predecessor.

EGG.

GLLLLAAAHHH ZEITGEIST

Response to: Songs that give you cold chills? Posted August 26th, 2008 in General

I only get the "chills" when I'm really digging the music, and it's never from psychedelic rock or anything like that. Today it was from rocking out to Rage Against The Machine on the way home from work.

The ending of "Wet Sand" by Red Hot Chili Peppers was awesome when I had just bought the album.

Response to: what came first, egg or chicken? Posted August 26th, 2008 in General

THE EGG. C'mon.

Response to: Non-Diet Sodas Posted August 20th, 2008 in General

Soda elsewhere is made with real (cane) sugar and tastes exponentially better and more natural, but here in good old 'Merica our sodas are filled with this toxic shit because it saves Coca-Cola money at the expense of the public's health.

And it doesn't stop at soda people. This shit is in our bread. BREAD. It's EVERYWHERE. Remember to read the product labels.

Torques my nuts.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 12th, 2008 in General

Working links. Fuck YouTube.

Hlaka hlaka hlaka
BONR Graph

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 12th, 2008 in General

Gimme a sec with the "Hlaka" one, JewTube is being a dick.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 12th, 2008 in General

Hey folks, back with 2 new calls! Wooo woooo!

BONR Graph (My friend made this call)
Hlaka-hlaka-hlaka (My contribution)

Gettin' better.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 01:32 PM, Earfetish wrote:
At 8/8/08 12:31 PM, Serphyas wrote: Caller: Hi, am I on the air?

Anchor: Yep!

Caller: FUCK.

Anchor: ...Thanks.
Yeah man, that's one of the best videos on youtube.

It's funny that I got the same anchor. I knew beforehand that there's a lotta history behind that call-cutting finger of his.

Buddy tore the shit outta C-SPAN in his day, but he's more or less unofficially quit, which is what inspired me to start.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 12:25 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: you probably won't get sued but you might not be able to call them after the first time because you might be blocked. use something like skype to be safe.

Wait, I was under the impression that you could only use Skype to talk to other Skype users. Can it really be used to call anyone?

And actually, despite their knowledge of my shenanigans, they did not block my number. It may have something to do with the fact that I called the Independent line instead of the Republican one (lawl), but I think unless a person is using profanity on-air, you should be good.

One notable example was done by BuddyGz, the guy who is my "bar" so to speak;

Caller: Hi, am I on the air?

Anchor: Yep!

Caller: FUCK.

Anchor: ...Thanks.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Okay C-SPAN's website in general is screwy right now; the flash icon disappeared right before I tried to record the video on-screen. Luckily I managed to snag it and pop that bitch on YouTube.

I look back and realize that...uhh, it wasn't too good. But I've set a high bar for myself, and this show (Washington Journal) is on every morning. Lotsa practice ahead.

Response to: Wolfmother No More Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

I liked them...but I did get the feeling that the band thought they were perpetually stuck in the early 80's.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

FOUND IT!

Link to the call-in segment, in the video library. To view it, click on the Flash icon on the right side of screen. Skip to around 23:00, I'm the caller from "Spokane, Washington."

That shit was nerve-wracking, but I started to crack up at the end.

Response to: I want to Prank call C-span Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

I just did this about an hour ago for the first time. It was amazing. I'm currently looking for a program to record what's on my computer screen along with the audio (if y'all have a suggestion, lemme know), but the call went something like this:

The topic was about bin-Laden's limo driver getting his sentencing. I had my speakers next to the phone, my roommate watching, and this C-SPAN anchor had already gotten about 10 pranks before me so the guy was really twitchy with the call cut-off button.

Anchor: Spokane, Washington, go ahead.

Me: Hi; thank you for C-Span.

Anchor: *nods* Go ahead.

Me: The last caller made a good point; what, we're going to sentence everyone close to bin-Laden now? Really, his limo driver? I think that America, in its overzealousness to get some type of revenge for 9/11, made a big mistake in this case. There was an article in the Spokesman Review recently about this, written by [my roommate's name], and he put it quite eloquently when he said...

[beginning of Scatman John's "I'm A Scatman" over speakers]: SKA BA BE DAH BO BA DA BADIDDLEBIDDLEBLIDDIBBLE-

*cut off*

Response to: Im buying a comp, do macs suck? Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 05:39 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: ...Imma rape somone if no one posts evidence

Maybe it would help if you tell us what you're going to be using your computer for, or what you WANT to use it for.

Response to: Im buying a comp, do macs suck? Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 05:04 AM, Wuggawoot wrote:
At 8/8/08 05:02 AM, Peacekid wrote: Macs are pretty overpriced for what they're meant for, you probably could build a PC and even get photoshop for the same price as a Mac.
....Evidence?
Also, what tasks to macs acell at, in comparison to a Pc? Please provide info to back up your opinions..

Macs have great applications for media, like Sound/Video-editing and creation. They are immune to viruses as well (at least 99.9% of them, I've heard there are Mac-specific viruses but you pretty much have to TRY to be infected by them). They are also considered more visually-appealing as far as graphics go.

If you go for the PC route, in my opinion you'll be getting a more powerful computer for less money, or a kick-ass gaming rig for the same price as a middle-of-the-road Mac. And if you're looking to be a gamer, PC is the best choice.

I'm trying to be as unbiased as possible.

Response to: Im buying a comp, do macs suck? Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

If you're in the "neutral zone," then by all means go for the PC.

Unless you do some research and thoroughly convince yourself that a Mac suits your needs, you'll be spending 3x as much as you need to with little personal benefit.

Response to: Make Ctrl+Alt+Del funny Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Nothing can make CAD funny. =(

Response to: 9/11 Aftermath Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Well...uhh...the government is really, really angry at bin Laden's limo driver. That's about it.

Response to: Marijuana Detox Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 02:07 AM, bigjuicy wrote:
At 8/8/08 02:05 AM, Serphyas wrote: So, what, did you sign up just to advertise this product then?
I thought he was just a anti-marijuana whore

He/It sounds like a foreign salesman or a bot. "I could only say about on this the Marijuana detox is paramount to a successful recovery." Sounds fishy.

Response to: Marijuana Detox Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 01:59 AM, sspl01 wrote: I could only say about on this the Marijuana detox is paramount to a successful recovery.The goal of marijuana detox is to ultimately eliminate the drug, and all its metabolites from the body to increase the chance of a successful recovery.

Mack

So, what, did you sign up just to advertise this product then?

Response to: Forgotten game. Help! Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Ther're a few, the most popular is probably notpr0n

Response to: Dick Slamming Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Personally I slam the bedroom door on my dick a few times before whackin' off.

Response to: Drugs that cant kill you Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 01:41 AM, Link24l wrote: sorry if this is a double post i dont want a drug that i get to dependant on something i know marijuana carrys

Stop it. Marijuana is NOT - ADDICTIVE.

Response to: Drugs that cant kill you Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Smoking is not going to fuck up your lungs, yo. I'd start on good ole' MJ.

Response to: Smallest man made orange? Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

For the love of god, WHY?

Response to: Texans Might Cure Aids Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

At 8/8/08 12:28 AM, deathharpist wrote: "WE CURED AIDS BITCH!"

No, "Doctors in Houston" will have cured it. Texas will continue to blow ass.

Response to: who smokes weed Posted August 7th, 2008 in General

Everyone who hasn't tried it needs to go out and get some weed right now. It's better to cross the line than stare at it your whole life.

And seriously, it's just weed. It's a naturally-growing plant. It's not like you're freebasing Drano.

One love.