2,882 Forum Posts by "Serphyas"
At 12/2/08 12:29 AM, Serphyas wrote: 128x -19 = cos(%u03A0/2)
Underlined portion was supposed to be a pi symbol! HLAKAHLAKAHLAKA
At 12/2/08 12:26 AM, RWT wrote: I think the ape-man orangutan Cornelius said it best-
If we all knew that the afterlife was pue bliss, we'd-
Get your logic out of here you DAMNED DIRTY APE
Live
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Die
128x -19 = cos(%u03A0/2)
While we're on the topic of the meaninglessness of life, why not read this. If you're interesting in reading a little science fiction, that is.
...And you must not like the flash enough to correctly remember its name, seeing as how it is actually "Fallen Angel" and not "Failing Angel."
At 12/1/08 10:35 PM, MonkeyV wrote:At 12/1/08 10:34 PM, Serphyas wrote:You know that Newgrounds and MySpace are actually the same website?At 12/1/08 10:31 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Fight club had the right idea.'Cept Fight Club kicks ass and Newgrounds blows.
Why don't we?
I fuckin' knew it. The non-GIF background and lack of shitty auto-play rap music do a good job disguising this place, but you and I know better
At 12/1/08 10:35 PM, ragingfred wrote:At 12/1/08 10:16 PM, TJoyal wrote:and if by "homo" you mean "like a complete loser", then yesAt 12/1/08 10:15 PM, Fantum wrote: If by "Chav" you mean "Hobo", then yes.and if by "hobo" you mean homo, then yes
;)
and if by "like a complete loser" you mean "retarded," then yes
At 12/1/08 10:31 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Fight club had the right idea.
Why don't we?
'Cept Fight Club kicks ass and Newgrounds blows.
At 12/1/08 10:24 PM, zero-gravity wrote: Its ok Jonas, your not the only one with dry balls.
You're.
Yeah sorry, I told everyone on YouTube about this site about a week ago.
Maybe it is being voted down because it took four years to release and wound up being cliché, overhyped, boring garbage. Eye candy and neat-o SFX are not everything. I like flashes with substance, something which "gay shit" like There She Is has and FA mysteriously lacks.
At 11/11/08 03:45 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote: I haven't seen a single one jackass. I know the demographic; 13 year olds that get dropped off at the movies by mommy and daddy because the parents want to fuck while the kids are out of the house and the kids want to be with their friends on a Friday night.
Am I wrong?
Yes. The demographic aimed at by these movies ois the one comprised of STUPID PEOPLE.
At 11/11/08 03:43 PM, Otto wrote: God: something we lack, and whilst we don't fully require, it'd be nice if we had one. Also, only the dillusional believe one is there, and find warmth in it, despite being smelly.
Delusional.
Unintentionally, "Religious Breakthrough" is a pretty neat oxymoron.
At 10/12/08 03:41 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: What bull crap the least they would have done was some sort of case of Brain Surgery to used in the mix since it involves with the with one Dna cells.
"DNA cells?" Slow down, we can't keep up with your fancy North Carolina education.
Holy fucking shit
Everyone - EVERYONE - I know complains about how shitty these movies are, yet these movies always do well at the box office. Why? Right, because everyone and their shitty friends continues to go see them.
STOP IT, AMERICA.
At 11/11/08 03:17 PM, Saxodormat wrote: As for starting food fights, that is just rediculasly stupid.
Good goin' champ.
At 10/26/08 03:17 AM, Jackotrades wrote: However, is there a real possibility of Good or Evil in this world? I firmly believe nothing in real life is purely good or evil if people constructed it. And since good and evil dont really exist in the first place, people should even care. But if people really decided to follow this idea of nothing is right, nothing is wrong, the whole world would be in chaos.
Wait a sec. So your argument is that Good and Evil are constructed by humankind, and therefore don't exist? And that humankind, without this sense of discerning between Good and Evil, would fall into a complete state of chaos? "Chaos" being widespread disorder, disorder being considered wrong or "evil," and Evil being a thing that supposedly doesn't exist in this situation?
Are you on crack?
At 10/26/08 02:56 AM, esko-man wrote: I do not refuse to consider, in fact, I am willing to take any account in which my mind is able to focus clearly on into account. For this, I have, and I have come to my opinion on it. Even within out limitations, we have to believe, not believe, or be undecided. Until something happens to change my opinion, with the consideration that this could all be of an "divine stroke of fate", I still do not believe that all of this that I see around me is.
You are writing a lot of words but managing to say very little. At this point it's like you're trying to sound intelligent, but rather than fashion anything resembling a substantial argument you're just grabbing words out of a thesaurus and lumping them together without checking to make sure what you just said makes any fucking sense.
At 10/21/08 07:52 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Killing silently is a tall order, but a quick look at an anatomy chart will show that the larynx is an easy enough target-providing you can make a stealthy submerged approach, sneak up on your victim, and catch him unaware...
At 10/21/08 07:02 PM, killer-wolf1 wrote: SUCK MY DICK! 1ST OF ALL I'M 15! 2ND, i'M 5'9" AND 176LBS, I WRESTLE ON THE GREAT FALLS HIGH JV AT THE 171 POUND WEIGHT CLASS...
...
...NEXT TIME OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU SHOULD COME UP HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE
You sound pretty tough for a kid who is running away from home like a little bitch. Suck it up and deal. Millions in Africa just ran out of rice to eat, and you're sitting at your computer whining that your mommy doesn't love you.
Genetically-bonded?
Oh right, tree-with-human-face.
At 10/21/08 06:31 AM, Aci6 wrote: Actually I'm older than you and easily (albeit CLEARLY) smarter than you, I asked a simple question and you seem incapable of doing said command after gaining a question, which is an answer.
Not quite sure you've mastered the English language there either, Webster.
If you're like me, you've probably noticed the ads for Miller's shitty new beer called "Miller 64." The "64" represents the total amount of calories in one 12-ounce bottle of this repulsive ass-leakage.
The multiple versions of the TV commercials start off showing a group of sober friends in a crappy bar or at a picnic. Standing next to his female accomplice, some pussy in a turtleneck sweater with an affinity for terrible beer asks the bartender for a Miller 64. The image-concerned woman next to him politely yet wittily quips, "And I'll have 64 calories of a [INSERT DECENT-TASTING BEER HERE]." The bartender then reaches for whatever popular light-beer she ordered and strikes up a casual conversation with the two as he pours half the bottle onto the floor.
According to the Pacific Brew News Blog, whose members chatted with two official "Miller Girls" advertising the product at a local bar, Miller 64 is apparently targeted towards a certain demographic; namely, women in their 30's who are concerned with image and weight-gain. I have a genuine problem with this, mostly with the apparently all-too-real situation in which people concerned about weight-gain are DRINKING BEER.
Miller 64 clocks in at a whopping 2.8% alcohol content, putting it somewhere between spring-water and a homeless dude's piss. The general opinion of the drink is summed up quite nicely by the aforementioned blog:
"I believe we made a mistake in pouring the beer from the bottle to a pint glass, its aroma being that of musty and stale pantry products. Now, keep in mind, we were pretty sure we weren't going to be big fans of the beer, but we seriously wanted to give it a fair shake. We didn't set out to blast it, but seriously... the taste was repulsive. I took a big mouthful of the beer and that musty quality only got worse. There were no hops, no bitterness and nothing short of a watered down sweetness with carbonation. Someone in attendance said, rather insightfully, that it reminded him of weak and old green tea."
Yes, I have tried a bottle of it. Have you ever had a beer that you wanted to chug right away just to get it over with? This is a step further. It's the only beer I've seriously considered just dumping into the sink. If you have any horror stories concerning this "Miller Genuine Draft product," kindly share.
SOOO I'd taken an unofficial hiatus since classes started, but I called in again this morning for giggles.
Palin was only picked as a running-mate to sweep up the votes of redneck women and disgruntled idiots who're still upset about Hillary's withdrawal. You know, the same ones who were supposedly Democrats until Obama got the nomination, at which point the same voters said they'd vote for McCain instead.
Where did this shitty meme come from, and why is it still not funny?
At 8/26/08 04:12 AM, Oppugnant wrote: IMO the chicken came first. Whether it be in it's current form (Creationist's lol) or its pre-evolved form which could go back as far as a tiny water dwelling egg layer that evolved from a microscopic organism.
"Pre-evolved form" my middle nut.
