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Response to: New year plans? Posted December 28th, 2009 in General

Hopefully heading to a rave in Seattle with some friends. I wonder how the New Year's events are...

Response to: Ng, I Think I'm Allergic To Weed Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

It does take two or three tries for the effects of weed to kick in, which matches what you've told us.

My first time wasn't great either. Memorable, yes, but not great. I'd recommend that you at least try it one more time, and this time just remember to chill out a little bit. Weed ain't gonna do shit to you, dude; if you're not breaking out in a rash or hives, I'd say you're not technically "allergic."

But, of course, weed is not everyone's bag.

Response to: How do you like your coffee? Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Strong, with just a bit of milk. Sugar ruins it for me; the bitter taste is part of coffee's appeal.

Response to: Ads have taken over NG! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Anyone worth their e-salt can block them in two seconds with Adblock.

I don't do it to freeload. No no no. They're simply much too distracting for me to leave up. And the thoughts of combat, weapons, explosions, it disturbs and clashes with my Buddhist mindset.

Response to: I steal from Newgrounds. Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 04:10 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: The banner here is the tank. Same as always. But there's an ad for Combat Arms (the shittiest FPS I've ever played, actually) on the sides of the homepage. Even AdBlock Plus can't hide that. Shame really.

You just have to do is yourself. Right-click the image, block it, and make sure you select the "Custom" option to block just the ad and not all Newgrounds images.

Hey Newgrounds, what's "Combat Arms?" Really, I don't know what it is, I wouldn't know because it's totally not on your front page anymore. I'm HAAAARD like that, HAAAAAARD

I steal from Newgrounds.

Response to: franectomy? Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

A frenectomy is the removal of a portion of tissue that prevents an organ, or a part of your body, from moving too far. Often times, it's an oral operation. Notable examples would be those flaps of skin that attach the centers of your lips to your gumline, or the portion that connects the underside of your tongue to the bottom of your mouth.

Which brings me to this: Are you really having this operation without knowing what is being done?

Response to: I steal from Newgrounds. Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

I will never feel bad about using an Ad-Blocker. Y'all wanna make money offa me? Charge me to browse the site and its contents.

Response to: People who talk during... Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

I have excellent luck with adults in movie theatres. Children are a different story. I always pick the theatre with the little Damien who won't shut the fuck up and his fat fuckin' mom who is not adept at keeping him quiet. And society has a problem with the idea of me cramming a box of Milk Duds down a loudmouthed six-year-old's throat.

Response to: (nsfw) Coworker Got Fired For Porn Posted July 24th, 2009 in General

Fired for furry porn at work? Awesome.

A guy I work with at the supermarket just got fired for blowing a dude in the dairy cooler

Response to: Hippie Crack Posted June 1st, 2009 in General

I'll stick with weed and salvia, but you and your remaining brain cells should have a blast.

Response to: I won a rap battle... Posted June 1st, 2009 in General

What the fuck happened to this place?

Response to: I Dropped out. Posted May 29th, 2009 in General

Here's something interesting: According to a survey of college students by the National Association of Colleges and Employers, only 19.7 of college graduates who applied for a job actually got one.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=
7636561

Not sure how credible ABC news' Business section is.

At 5/29/09 05:04 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I didn't drop out of school. Instead, I went to college early and took college classes that doubled as both credits for High School and College, and the state paid for it.

We have something like that in WA state, they call it "Running Start." It really is a no-brainer if you have the option to do it, and some of the college classes are easier than their high-school counterparts. Though I suppose it depends on the school(s) you're attending.

Response to: I'm the luckiest unlucky guy ever! Posted May 29th, 2009 in General

Goddamnit. I read your thread like a decent fuckin' person, and you have the gall to suck me into your story and then slap me in the face with your cock? Shame on you.

Response to: Shocking U.S. interrogation method Posted May 29th, 2009 in General

At 5/29/09 04:09 AM, FurryDemon wrote:
At 5/29/09 04:01 AM, Somepurson wrote: I'd say it's more humane to be nice to him than to beat him or tie him to a board and simulate drowning.
Yeah, I'm sure Osama Bin Laden would kindly give information if we just give him some kindness and cookies.

Straw-man argument. The point is that we needn't stoop down to the level of common terrorists; resorting to torture is not the only option to extract information, and torture is certainly not the most humane, lawful, OR effective way to do so.

Response to: A Darker Dickneck? Posted May 29th, 2009 in General

Look at the way his bronzing abruptly stops just above the hairline. It this photoshopped or is the guy really just that big of a douche?

Response to: California upholds gay marriage ban Posted May 26th, 2009 in General

California: What threat does gay marriage pose to your citizens? Your state married thousands of gay couples in a short period of time, when you allowed it; civilization did not crumble, the "sanctity of marriage" did not lose its meaning.

Response to: Yes, indeed, very strange. Posted May 26th, 2009 in General

Oh, THAT'S where Pakistan and New Zealand are located. I knew my American education sucked ass.

Response to: Zero calorie zero cancer soft drink Posted May 26th, 2009 in General

I thought this was interesting...They have this zero-calorie sweetener at Safeway called "Truvia," which is supposedly made from steeping the leaves of the "stevia" plant, like you were making tea, and through one process of another this gets a sweetener akin to sugar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevia

Completely natural. Japan and South America have been using this shit for ages.

What if this was substituted for the artificial sweeteners we use these days? 'Cause, honestly, Aspartame and Sucralose can eat my dick.

Response to: I might have Kidney Stones. Posted May 26th, 2009 in General

I hear that the actual "peeing out" of a kidney stone - as in, passage through the urethra - doesn't actually hurt that much, and that it's the movement of the stone from the kidney to the bladder that is painful.

So, uh....there's that. Good luck dude, kidney stones would scare the shit outta me.

Response to: American da or family guy? Posted May 26th, 2009 in General

I don't watch either these days but I'll go with American Dad. At least they have the goddamn decency to not recycle jokes and rub it in the audience's faces.

Family Guy has become a caricature of itself.

Response to: How To Get High. Easy. Free. Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

At 5/21/09 12:41 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Lol putting your head in between your knees? I think you found this out by trying to give yourself head, and failing.

Hahaha...

But seriously folks, just buy a bag of weed.

Response to: Be Gay, Be Furry, Get Aids, Or Die? Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

Oh my lord, the vixen. Most def.

*daydreams*

The third option should've been "The most beautiful woman, fit woman on the planet" with AIDS. I wouldn't have picked "an ugly woman" out of the three options, let alone a fatass HIV-positive skank.

Response to: Pink Shirt = Gay? Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

The dudes I know who wear pink are usually chumps. The mentality is not "I wear pink because I'm gay;" it is "I am so straight and manly that I can even wear a pink shirt and get way more pussy than you, faggot."

More often than not it indicates strong concentrations of homophobic frat-trash douchebaggery

Response to: Nuke within 5 years Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

To clarify:

The report said it is highly likely that, within the next 5 years, terrorists (not a country) will unleash a biological or nuclear weapon of mass destruction somewhere in the world. It's more likely that it will be biological though; e.g. the release of a genetically-altered, potent flu virus, or something of the like.

Link

Response to: Sobbing. Oblivion Has Come. Oh God Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

You people do NOT recognize this man's comedic genius. Watch 3:00 - 3:30.

Response to: homo erectus Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

Get it? 'Cuz "homo" could mean "homosexual" and "erectus" is obviously referencing the penis

Response to: Explain your signature Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

It's a muffin, and I like muffins. Fuck you.

Response to: Theres so much I want to learn Posted December 3rd, 2008 in General

Sorry bro. I don't have enough life experience to give you worthwhile advice, I'll leave that up to other folks. I'd just keep on job-hunting; there's gotta be someone hiring, somewhere.

And keep your grades up in CC. Don't make the same mistake twice.

Response to: I don't want to die, do you? Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

At 12/2/08 01:30 AM, benjadaninja wrote: I am not trying to bash anyone's religion here, but if resurrection was true, how could the population of the earth keep growing?

More offspring per family and higher fertility rates? Better living conditions, medicine, and increasing lifespan?

And I wouldn't think that everyone is going to be terrible and drop down into a lower lifeform; you'd probably have to fuck up real bad in order to be sent down the chain and be resurrected as a fruit. Maybe most people are very, very average, nothing special, and they'll be reborn as a human again.

Response to: Failing Angel Posted December 2nd, 2008 in General

At 12/2/08 01:08 AM, JarrodK wrote:
At 12/1/08 10:45 PM, Serphyas wrote: ...And you must not like the flash enough to correctly remember its name, seeing as how it is actually "Fallen Angel" and not "Failing Angel."
It was a pun, because Falling Angel is failing (i.e it has lower scores than when first submitted).

Go back and read the OP's posts, then tell me if you think the pun was intentional