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Courtesy of George Carlin

Okay, I gotta tell everyone so they don't make the same mistake.

No matter what you do; when you want to look for a new job, make sure you're currently employed. I didn't follow this advice and I'm having real hard time finding some work. Keep in mind that this is after a year of college with a 3.5 GPA.

Sigh, *gun to temple*

Wait wait wait...The smooth, sweet flavor of Pepsi with a minty aftertaste?

My god. This changes everything.

At 6/15/08 01:22 AM, Rudy wrote: Oh my.
10,000 people died when in reality 12 people died...

Tornadoes kill about 60 people each year. I'm pretty damn sure that a high-level politician touching upon the issues would know something like this.

And again, I'm amazed at what's going on. You are ignoring the GAPING FAULTS in McCain, and instead of discussing Obama's policies or his stances on issues, you instead choose to nitpick every little verbal mistake he makes on the campaign trail because you have NOTHING ELSE to fight Obama with. Can't you see how petty and ridiculous that is?

Get a fucking clue.

Holy shit! I get off on this kinda stuff.

And what's with the poll down at the bottom of the page, "Should the wreckage be disturbed or not?" Of course it should be disturbed! Search every nook and cranny of that sweet-ass warship, learn its history! What, does it have some sentimental value to them or something?

I thought this was gonna be a joke. Y'know, like "Two Jews walk into a bar..."

At 6/14/08 04:16 AM, Jenou wrote:

At 6/14/08 04:09 AM, Serphyas wrote: a load of crap to defend obama

If he really meant forty seven, why didnt he correct himself, hmm?

I'm going to assume you're just being a fucking troll, because I have this romantic notion that you aren't actually that stupid.

Let's give this a try. Have you ever been talking to friends or family, and then one of your listeners corrects something you just said, and you hadn't even realized that you'd made a mistake? I totally have.

Obama is human like the rest of us. It's funny that McCain's terrible track record is just floating around for everyone to see, but the most anyone can say about Obama is this "OHMYGOD SECRET MUSLIM" and "57 STATES? BARRACK HUSSEIN OSAMA HATES AMERICA" bullshit.

When you put quotation marks around a quote, that means that it is word-for-word." That's what a quote is. Exact words. It's a quote.

He did not say "all 57 states." That makes him sound like an idiot, and it's sad to see people like you continuing these smear-campaign bullshit tactics. His words were "I've now been in fifty-...seven, states." And anybody with a BRAIN STEM can reason that he meant to say "forty-seven."

Oh and by the way, they've got a forum for this.

"Teachings of Agnosticism?"

Behind the camera?

Please put different character's voices on different lines.

e.g.
Person A) I like cookies.
Person B) Fuck you.

Makes it much easier to understand what's going on.

At 6/13/08 11:02 AM, 1337leader wrote:

At 6/13/08 10:11 AM, Dark-Volcano-Sam wrote:

At 6/13/08 12:51 AM, Serphyas wrote:

Strangely enough, I'm imagining it as being a non-terrible version of Friends.

Friends would be A LOT more interesting if the entire cast wore fursuits . . . or be actual furries! Better than a bunch of young Caucasians talking about how stuff we don't care about.

Yeah, really, and give them a sense of humor and you've got a successful show. Friends is not only horrible for your reason, it also sucks because whenever they try to be funny someone in the world dies.

I never, never understood the appeal of Friends. My mother and younger brother were addicted to the show; I tried watching a few episodes with them once. It was like feeling my brain liquify and seep out through my ear canals. The characters had no substance, the dialogue was terrible and the humor felt utterly half-assed and "sitcom-ish," complete with a laugh-track going along with every canned joke.

It chaps my ass that many GOOD sitcoms have debuted and been subsequently canceled for lack of viewers, while this subpar bag of shit was allowed to continue for, what, 84 seasons?

Oh, and I played Rock Band naked this morning. It was very liberating.

At 6/13/08 04:07 AM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 6/13/08 03:57 AM, Serphyas wrote: When he gets older, some chick's gonna be riding HIM! HEY-OHHHHHHHH

it got removed.

Yeah well fuck your couch.

Atheist.

When he gets older, some chick's gonna be riding HIM! HEY-OHHHHHHHH

Release Candidate is pretty much just a wide-open beta, isn't? The actual release itself contains a dickload of new features.

"Fieldguide to FF3."

At 6/13/08 02:53 AM, gregaaron89 wrote: Don't go to the store when you're thirsty or you'll end up buying 2 32 oz bottles of gatorade, 3 bottles of jones soda, and a bottle of dr pepper all for yourself with your own money. I'm not going to trust myself buying groceries in college. I'll have to only shop on a full stomach because when I'm hungry it really makes me splurge too.

Buying groceries yourself sucks. All of the food I had easy access to at home while in high-school...I took it for granted. I'll make a routine trip to Wal-Mart or Safeway, or the like, for the basic essentials and all of a sudden I'm dishing out $50 to get a bunch of cheap food.

Where you thinking of going to college?

At 6/13/08 02:19 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 6/13/08 12:18 AM, TesticleKick wrote: furry and yiff=/=beastiality

Oh really?:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_the_Squirrel

I really have no idea what you're getting at.

At 6/13/08 12:39 AM, TomsPulp wrote: Their people who want to fuck cats and be a fox and shit.

Mmm...Yeah, that pretty much covers it.

*they're

At 6/12/08 10:38 PM, Sunglasses wrote: If a furry sitcom were to happen, what the hell would it center around?

Strangely enough, I'm imagining it as being a non-terrible version of Friends.

At 6/12/08 11:26 PM, 1337leader wrote: I got a simple solution to this problem: Why don't we all just ignore what he said, and get on with the thread?

So who likes muffins?

I agree. Mods should be fat sacks of shit who never navigate away from Newgrounds for more than 30 seconds. And only then to check their MySpace!

Do you gotta enter a different friend's-code for each one of us? Ahahahaha suck my cock.

This sounds like something off of The Onion!

But seriously, Dane Cook is fucking terrible.

At 6/12/08 10:29 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 6/12/08 10:11 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 6/12/08 09:42 PM, Brick-top wrote: So tell me what's on your mind.

I think you are a fraud, Doc... How's that for starters?

My online order PHD is proof I'm a legit.

If I saw a PHD on my shrink's wall that read "Doctor of PHYchology," I'd get the fuck outta that office!

At 6/12/08 10:38 PM, Dark-Volcano-Sam wrote:

At 6/12/08 10:06 PM, Serphyas wrote:

If one allows themselves to become angry just to get these supposed mental benefits, then they're probably angry for the wrong reasons.

What I am explaining is not everyone is motivated by anger. If you are talking about being provoked or provoking someone, anyone less tolerate will become angry. However, it does not always equal to the desired motivation, but more or less provides a problem waiting to be solved. You will be better off handing them a sudoku puzzle than a bitch-slap in the face for mental stimulation.

Umm...we're pretty much in agreement there. What I was saying is that you shouldn't follow advice that simply encourages you to be angry.

At 6/12/08 10:45 PM, TheReno wrote: Ummm scuze me, Ive been 17 years doing that and I havent killed anyone. Hell I only knocked one guy out and thats cause he threw the first punch after I tried to disarm the situation and I got pissed. So shush. I dont give advice wontonly, and most of what I give is personal experience, either myself or what Ive seen in friends. And who gets angry for its benifits? Oh wait, boxers do it for power and focus during a fight. Fathers do it so they can protect their kids, or give them the justice that they deserve. Hell, even some junkies get angry at other people who they think caused their problems, and they sober up and shit and do fine. I know that one because my friend was that way. He was in a rage when he saw himself for the first time clearly. Used that anger to stay clean. So thats how that works.

No. There is a difference between what you just said there and what you implied in the original post. Right now you're talking about controlling and using your anger to accomplish a goal; in your own examples, the boxer beating the shit out of his opponent, or whatever. But beforehand you were advising Dark-Volcano-Sam to not ACT on his anger but to suppress his emotions and keep that anger inside, for the supposed purposes of being "stronger" and "motivated." Which is unhealthy and misguided. That's not anger, that's depression and despair.

And unless you or your friends are the hypothetical boxers/fathers/junkies in your argument, I'd hesitate to justify my advice as being from "personal experience."

At 6/12/08 10:28 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 6/12/08 10:26 PM, RawOysterAddict wrote:

At 6/12/08 10:15 PM, dalmo wrote:

At 6/12/08 10:14 PM, RawOysterAddict wrote: Raise the price of gas and food, while lowering wages and the standard of living through illegal immigration. Personally, I believe the politicians in Washington are getting everyone ready for a socialist dictatorship.

You don't really have any idea what you are talking about do you?

I suppose not. You must be the liberal mushhead who has all the world's problems figured out. Please enlighten everyone.

And your the overopinionated baggot who thinks that just because our economy is doing what economies do every once in a while it must be our govments fault even though we are a laissez fair

What the fuck? Our government's economic policy is NOT laissez faire. Business subsidies, agricultural subsidies. Minimum wage. Corporate and social welfare. Tariffs? Ever hear of those? What about trade barriers?

You don't sound like a college student.

At 6/12/08 10:11 PM, GoronMaster wrote: I know ever since I saw school of rock and tenacious d Jack black has been my favorite actor but now im ?????????? that beacause of this gay shit but i guess he just does it for his kids.

That's the most epic run-on sentence I've seen this month.

I, too, am ???????????

At 6/11/08 04:08 PM, TheReno wrote: Tell you what, next time something pisses you off, hold it in and dont act on it. Tell me how hard it is. Besides, anger is useful. Anger sends signles to your muscles to tell them to work on overload. Its why you are stronger when angry. Anger sharpens your awareness due to the adrenalene. It allows your brain to work faster making you more aware of your surroundings. Anger also provides motivation.

'Scuse me? If he follows that advice he'll be shooting up the local Safeway in a month.

If one allows themselves to become angry just to get these supposed mental benefits, then they're probably angry for the wrong reasons.