It does take two or three tries for the effects of weed to kick in, which matches what you've told us.

My first time wasn't great either. Memorable, yes, but not great. I'd recommend that you at least try it one more time, and this time just remember to chill out a little bit. Weed ain't gonna do shit to you, dude; if you're not breaking out in a rash or hives, I'd say you're not technically "allergic."

But, of course, weed is not everyone's bag.

Strong, with just a bit of milk. Sugar ruins it for me; the bitter taste is part of coffee's appeal.

Anyone worth their e-salt can block them in two seconds with Adblock.

I don't do it to freeload. No no no. They're simply much too distracting for me to leave up. And the thoughts of combat, weapons, explosions, it disturbs and clashes with my Buddhist mindset.

At 8/11/09 04:10 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: The banner here is the tank. Same as always. But there's an ad for Combat Arms (the shittiest FPS I've ever played, actually) on the sides of the homepage. Even AdBlock Plus can't hide that. Shame really.

You just have to do is yourself. Right-click the image, block it, and make sure you select the "Custom" option to block just the ad and not all Newgrounds images.

Hey Newgrounds, what's "Combat Arms?" Really, I don't know what it is, I wouldn't know because it's totally not on your front page anymore. I'm HAAAARD like that, HAAAAAARD

A frenectomy is the removal of a portion of tissue that prevents an organ, or a part of your body, from moving too far. Often times, it's an oral operation. Notable examples would be those flaps of skin that attach the centers of your lips to your gumline, or the portion that connects the underside of your tongue to the bottom of your mouth.

Which brings me to this: Are you really having this operation without knowing what is being done?

I will never feel bad about using an Ad-Blocker. Y'all wanna make money offa me? Charge me to browse the site and its contents.

I have excellent luck with adults in movie theatres. Children are a different story. I always pick the theatre with the little Damien who won't shut the fuck up and his fat fuckin' mom who is not adept at keeping him quiet. And society has a problem with the idea of me cramming a box of Milk Duds down a loudmouthed six-year-old's throat.

Fired for furry porn at work? Awesome.

A guy I work with at the supermarket just got fired for blowing a dude in the dairy cooler

I'll stick with weed and salvia, but you and your remaining brain cells should have a blast.

What the fuck happened to this place?

Here's something interesting: According to a survey of college students by the National Association of Colleges and Employers, only 19.7 of college graduates who applied for a job actually got one.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=
7636561

Not sure how credible ABC news' Business section is.

At 5/29/09 05:04 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I didn't drop out of school. Instead, I went to college early and took college classes that doubled as both credits for High School and College, and the state paid for it.

We have something like that in WA state, they call it "Running Start." It really is a no-brainer if you have the option to do it, and some of the college classes are easier than their high-school counterparts. Though I suppose it depends on the school(s) you're attending.

Goddamnit. I read your thread like a decent fuckin' person, and you have the gall to suck me into your story and then slap me in the face with your cock? Shame on you.

At 5/29/09 04:09 AM, FurryDemon wrote:

At 5/29/09 04:01 AM, Somepurson wrote: I'd say it's more humane to be nice to him than to beat him or tie him to a board and simulate drowning.

Yeah, I'm sure Osama Bin Laden would kindly give information if we just give him some kindness and cookies.

Straw-man argument. The point is that we needn't stoop down to the level of common terrorists; resorting to torture is not the only option to extract information, and torture is certainly not the most humane, lawful, OR effective way to do so.

Look at the way his bronzing abruptly stops just above the hairline. It this photoshopped or is the guy really just that big of a douche?

California: What threat does gay marriage pose to your citizens? Your state married thousands of gay couples in a short period of time, when you allowed it; civilization did not crumble, the "sanctity of marriage" did not lose its meaning.

Oh, THAT'S where Pakistan and New Zealand are located. I knew my American education sucked ass.

I thought this was interesting...They have this zero-calorie sweetener at Safeway called "Truvia," which is supposedly made from steeping the leaves of the "stevia" plant, like you were making tea, and through one process of another this gets a sweetener akin to sugar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevia

Completely natural. Japan and South America have been using this shit for ages.

What if this was substituted for the artificial sweeteners we use these days? 'Cause, honestly, Aspartame and Sucralose can eat my dick.

I hear that the actual "peeing out" of a kidney stone - as in, passage through the urethra - doesn't actually hurt that much, and that it's the movement of the stone from the kidney to the bladder that is painful.

So, uh....there's that. Good luck dude, kidney stones would scare the shit outta me.

I don't watch either these days but I'll go with American Dad. At least they have the goddamn decency to not recycle jokes and rub it in the audience's faces.

Family Guy has become a caricature of itself.

At 5/21/09 12:41 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Lol putting your head in between your knees? I think you found this out by trying to give yourself head, and failing.

Hahaha...

But seriously folks, just buy a bag of weed.

Oh my lord, the vixen. Most def.

*daydreams*

The third option should've been "The most beautiful woman, fit woman on the planet" with AIDS. I wouldn't have picked "an ugly woman" out of the three options, let alone a fatass HIV-positive skank.

The dudes I know who wear pink are usually chumps. The mentality is not "I wear pink because I'm gay;" it is "I am so straight and manly that I can even wear a pink shirt and get way more pussy than you, faggot."

More often than not it indicates strong concentrations of homophobic frat-trash douchebaggery

To clarify:

The report said it is highly likely that, within the next 5 years, terrorists (not a country) will unleash a biological or nuclear weapon of mass destruction somewhere in the world. It's more likely that it will be biological though; e.g. the release of a genetically-altered, potent flu virus, or something of the like.

Link

You people do NOT recognize this man's comedic genius. Watch 3:00 - 3:30.

Get it? 'Cuz "homo" could mean "homosexual" and "erectus" is obviously referencing the penis

It's a muffin, and I like muffins. Fuck you.

Sorry bro. I don't have enough life experience to give you worthwhile advice, I'll leave that up to other folks. I'd just keep on job-hunting; there's gotta be someone hiring, somewhere.

And keep your grades up in CC. Don't make the same mistake twice.

At 12/2/08 01:30 AM, benjadaninja wrote: I am not trying to bash anyone's religion here, but if resurrection was true, how could the population of the earth keep growing?

More offspring per family and higher fertility rates? Better living conditions, medicine, and increasing lifespan?

And I wouldn't think that everyone is going to be terrible and drop down into a lower lifeform; you'd probably have to fuck up real bad in order to be sent down the chain and be resurrected as a fruit. Maybe most people are very, very average, nothing special, and they'll be reborn as a human again.

At 12/2/08 01:08 AM, JarrodK wrote:

At 12/1/08 10:45 PM, Serphyas wrote: ...And you must not like the flash enough to correctly remember its name, seeing as how it is actually "Fallen Angel" and not "Failing Angel."

It was a pun, because Falling Angel is failing (i.e it has lower scores than when first submitted).

Go back and read the OP's posts, then tell me if you think the pun was intentional

At 12/2/08 12:29 AM, Serphyas wrote: 128x -19 = cos(%u03A0/2)

Underlined portion was supposed to be a pi symbol! HLAKAHLAKAHLAKA