OP, i had pumpkin pie last night

now i want to hug you..

you shoulda used a remove trap card. that woulda got rid of Roar in a second.

i carry one of these around in my pocket everywhere i go

the worst part is, that's the truth..

Jessie became An Heroine?
plus, fuck her mom. i fucking love camwhores.

fucking bitch ruining my fapness

definetly the Wiggles Magical Adventure.
Wally the Great steals Greg's magic wand and Dorothy thinks the Wiggles, Captain Feathersword, Wags the Dog, and Henry the Octopus forgot her birthday, and she tries to get Greg's magic wand back. Wally wins the magic contest, and Dorothy and Wally go to her surprise party that everyone was setting up.

FUCK YOU, BACKYARDIGANS ARE AWESOME OP!

Uniqwa and Tasha hentai.. /google

replace the name "JEW" with "HITLER" every time it's there.

is the word "JEW" in the bible? i've honestly never held a bible.

also, cum on the pages before you hand them back in. people will lol.

in my French textbook last year, in ALL of them, carved into them said "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, EAT THIS TEXTBOOK". it may not be that funny, but they were brand new that year, and it was CARVED in. yes.

At 9/30/09 09:48 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: In this cult, I have talked to god and discovered that all Mormons, Baptists, and Catholics must convert to a new religion and paint pictures with their own blood. When they've done this, we will all burn them as a homage to the gods (because the sun god Ra is a god now too) and eat the stomachs of ten unborn calfs.

We will also support the killing of other races, bulimia, lead-poisoning children and crying in the name of the lord. I will do it for many lulz.

i will join if it includes raping/killing cattle, hating jews, killing jews, playing Mario Kart, or any of that punch that that other guy has..

At 9/30/09 09:44 PM, Blush wrote:

At 9/30/09 09:40 PM, sephiroth183 wrote: forgot to mention that 09ers don't count..
as they are generally 85% made up.

This makes no sense at all.

learn to english or gtf0 of mai internetz
pl0x.

i do that at school. :)

i'm so special, i have a child disorder named after me.

At 9/30/09 09:42 PM, Sinitech wrote:

At 9/30/09 09:40 PM, sephiroth183 wrote: forgot to mention that 09ers don't count..
as they are generally 85% made up.

Because sign up date is so incredibly important, regardless of what the topic is.

see?!?! SOMEONE understands!
tyvm Sinitech.

ability to strech my body in any way.

MEGACOCK SLAP

forgot to mention that 09ers don't count..
as they are generally 85% made up.

What's the funniest "That's What She Said" that you've ever heard, even though they're not that funny?
I'll start, seeing as I'm the OP.
Jayden: When I bit into it, I felt it moving
Me: That's what SHE said!
Everyone around me: Throw sand at me

true story.

Your turn!

we should re-invent the holocaust, and kill the jews again.
god, those were the good ol' days..

when you sneeze, say "AA-JEW!" and make the hitler salute sign and go "GESUNDHEIT!" in an angry tone, like all germans.

if you hit him and put it on youtube, i will give you so much e-head..
which doesn't count for shit.
but seriously, i would kill that faggot along with any of the jonas brothers.

i bet they all suck each others cock while miley cyrus plays with herself

make sure you have the latest adobe flash player.
if the problem persists, here's instructions to troubleshoot

ahh, OP just won the game.
although, that was obviously stolen from this LIST of things to make a thread about that will lure people and actually replace it with a witty coment right HERE

fuck the mob, and cia. be a petty criminal. steal chocolate bars and cans of coke. shoplift $15 shoes from walmart.
just not around here.

we don't take kindly to your type 'round 'ere.

because it's MY idea.

did you almostbutnotreally have trouble fapping?
if you did, omfg, THE HORROR!!!

also, you should go scuba diving for penniezz

make one about strawberry clock gaying it up with his mirror, in the shape of a strawberry clock.

strawberryclock is jealous of epic baseball raep.

i was across the street. did you see that guy get attacked by cats 2 days ago? total mindfuck.

i don't want to support the main topic, so i'll branch off..
my 3 favourite memes are "over 9000", "at least 100"(my fav is at least 100), and "HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?"

search for them on ED, the wikipedia for 4chan

one of my friends (he's a guy, and he has a gf[she weighs twice as much as i do, isweartofuckingjebus]) asked me how big my cock was, and i felt like i wanted to impress him.
oh yes. life is good.

there would be 43% less raep than there is now.

i feel 100% at home in a box.

obvious troll is obvious.
i still don't know what that means..

also, darth vader has swine flu

i would do as all other NGers do, day after day, in any topic, whether about halo or a gay guy being called gay. fap.

also, i'm not a flaming gay guy. i just like cock.

oh wai-

At 9/30/09 08:37 PM, HollowTippedBullets wrote: My brother says that O.P.P (Ontario Provincial Police) can charge a City Officer (on duty) for speeding without their lights on.

I say they cannot charge a city officer ON DUTY, but can if the officer was OFF DUTY but it is frowned upon.

What is the correct answer.

i agree, they can if they're off duty, but that's not cool. if they're on duty, it's like fucking with them while the fuck with us.

tell your brother to fuck strawberryclock and stfu

At 9/29/09 08:13 PM, LTmatt wrote: She hot?

took my Q.
so, OP, does she swallow? big jugz?