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It will probably just cause some flights to be cancelled or rerouted for a week or two. No big deal, unless you are planning to travel over the Atlantic anytime soon.

At 8/21/14 08:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/21/14 08:23 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/21/14 08:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for everyone to call Food123 a loser.

Wish granted, and he ends up dying of depression.

I wish for potato chips.

Granted, but they're poisoned.

I wish that corruption wasn't as overused as it is.

Granted, but now there is no corruption and aliens are able to easily take over the planet by introducing it to a naive human race.

I wish they wouldn't put the volume up so loud in movie theaters.

How about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mWXlYY3-co&index=4&list=PL4T5uxNAnODhTnmGskxcNqE1PCzwSasQ7

At 8/20/14 03:21 PM, Shikamarana wrote: I know there are extra rules not listed on the forum rules wiki page. What are they?

If you continue to do or say something in a thread that appears to annoy a mod or an established member you will probably be banned at a later time, even if it doesn't explicitly break a forum rule. This is especially true if you are a new member. So, don't draw the wrong kind of attention to yourself, it will come back to bite you. That is about as specific as I can put it. Unfortunately it's a vague sort of thing to begin with. You figure it out with time and observing others in the forums.

At 8/7/14 11:54 AM, Outlaw88 wrote: There is an online petition that is asking the NFL to have Weird Al do the halftime show. I've already put my name on the list. Here is one of the sites that has the story.

Let's hope the NFL listens!

I doubt it, but it's worth a try. I just don't see Weird Al as being the sort of act that the NFL is looking for. He's popular, sure, but not in the same way of other acts that have headlined in the past. I just don't see an artist that did a song like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw as being in the NFL halftime show.

The NG Mafia once ruled this town. Now it is a shadow of its former self. Perhaps, one day a new leader will arise and bring it back to its glory days. Until then, Respect.

Hello Newgrounds Sig Makers. If someone could create a sig with my angry gorilla icon integrated into it I would really appreciate it. Some lightning and and darker colors would also be appreciated. I would like it to look a little intimidating.

Police Officer SentforMe reporting in.

At 8/17/14 10:34 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/17/14 08:11 PM, kazumazkan wrote:


i wish i had a bob cat

Meet your new roommate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0qAfWWQJ5w

I wish 20 jetpacks existed and I owned 18 of them.

Granted, you decide to strap them all together and launch them at the same time with you piloting. You crash and become completely paralyzed.

I wish for extra limbs.

The people who are bidding on this are most likely bidding on it as an investment. They will hold onto it for a certain period of time and then sell it when they think they are likely to get the most for it. Rare collectors pieces like this are highly coveted and unless they suddenly discover a whole batch of other issues in similar condition the value is only going to increase on it.

It is kind of sad that this is no longer the case. There are so many worthy additions that could be made, though it would probably make the page unusually long.

At 8/17/14 12:38 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:55 AM, GingerGymnast wrote: if you were a kind of soup, what soup would you be?

I'd be eaten anyways.

So what does it matter?

Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

Are you pro or anti Aspirin?

At 8/17/14 12:52 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/17/14 12:50 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 8/17/14 12:48 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/17/14 12:46 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I hadn't missed out on so many pages of this thread.

Granted, you post here as often as me and slowly realize you have no life.

I wish I had a life.

Granted, you had a life, but not anymore.

I wish I have a life.

Granted, since you already have a life, there's nothing left to wish for.

I wish that if you pulled the grammar nazi you'd at least do it right.

Granted, but now that everyone speaks and writes English perfectly from birth there is no need for English teachers. The Classics are forgotten and a generation of great writers are never born. So much for literature.

I wish for a Panda.

Not swinging your arms when you walk increases the effort of walking by 12%, the equivalent of walking 20% faster or carrying a 10 kg backpack.

At 8/17/14 10:21 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 8/17/14 08:03 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish for a sunny day.

Granted, but now it doesn't rain anymore and all the plants die.

I wish gas was free.

Granted, but now there is no more gas, because everyone has used it up.

I wish for a pair of socks.

At 8/17/14 09:30 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/17/14 09:17 AM, SentForMe wrote: Would you sell your limbs if it meant you could live another 10 years?

Nah.
How would that work?

So, how's your rectum doing lately?

Awesome, I always make sure I have enough fiber in my diet to keep it healthy.

Have you eaten any roadkill today?

After being in captivity for 23 years, the orca from Free Willy, Keiko, was set free in 2002. Weeks later, he appeared at a Norwegian fjord apparently seeking human contact and even gave rides to children on his back.

At 8/17/14 08:46 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:

At 8/17/14 07:50 AM, SentForMe wrote: Would you like to have an acid rain party?

i dislike parties in general.

question:
would you spend 5 years in jail in exchange for 5 million of cash?

No, I wouldn't do it for 5 billion either.

Would you sell your limbs if it meant you could live another 10 years?

In 2001, the island country of Niue featured Pikachu and other Pokemon on their currency.

At 8/17/14 06:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, but all of those ideas are stolen by other users.

I wish this thread wasn't such a massive clusterfuck.

Granted, but now it has no responses.

I wish for a sunny day.

In the wars going on these days it seems that the more people die the less people care about it.

At 8/17/14 06:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/16/14 03:50 PM, Slacker013 wrote: What would Jesus do?

Have a wank.

How long until I'm killed by religious zealots?

24 hours or so.

Would you like to have an acid rain party?

It will remain as long as there are at least some submissions. There really isn't much of a downside of having it, even if it isn't as popular as it once was, since having the day doesn't take much extra effort. It probably leads to a few more views on that day then there would be otherwise, from people checking in to see what submissions show up every year.

I like durian fruit.

At 8/16/14 03:58 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 8/16/14 03:27 PM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/16/14 02:00 AM, TeslaShockwave wrote: Kill it! Kill it with fire!

So dumb, kind of like the Priuses you see buzzing down the highway at 180 kph. When you crash in a car like that, at that speed, they have to scrape your body off the road.

> implying a prius can do 180kmh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erzh7Qzq4bk

Babylon 5 is better than Star Wars and Star Trek.

At 8/16/14 12:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/16/14 12:37 PM, Scarface wrote: Why did you join Newgrounds, and what made you stay?

Read Asandir's interview with me if you want to know.

See question above. I hate my PC at times.

I saw some cool animations and figured it would be easier to create an account than bookmark them all. I stayed, because it's fun to rate things and keep track of what some of my favorite users are working on.

At 8/8/14 04:01 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: I was wanting to go to a place where people don't usually go...

I don't know. Anyone know any good unique spots?

Why not fabulous North Korea? Here's some information to plan your next vacation there: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/North_Korea

At 8/16/14 03:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Granted, it's the Newgrounds Tank.

I wish supergandhi64 was a mod.

I wish for a barrel of pickles.

At 8/16/14 03:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/16/14 03:20 PM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/16/14 03:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Granted. It's root beer.

I wish every single volcano on Earth simultaneously erupted.

Granted, most of the world freezes to death since the sun is blocked out.

I wish for a tank.

Granted, it's the Newgrounds Tank.

I wish supergandhi64 was a mod.

Granted, everyone's avatar has been changed to a photo of his balls.