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At 8/26/14 09:38 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Say one day a rich guy comes up to you with an offer: He tells you punch him in the face, and then flip a coin. Heads, he gives you a million dollars, tails he calls the cops and has you put in jail. Do you accept the offer?

No, there's no guarantee he would pay up anyway.

At 8/25/14 12:54 PM, tox wrote: That shit aint suppose to happen for atleast another long time

Oh well, guess you'll have to start raking them up soon.

At 8/25/14 07:22 PM, Avery wrote: Never seen the point. Something always goes wrong there. Now Suge Knight got shot.

They're a place to drink, dance, and get laid. Sometimes they are a place to buy and do drugs, be seen, or make business deals.

At 8/26/14 12:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/26/14 12:15 PM, SentForMe wrote:
Would you rather eat a bug or eat a piece of bark.

A piece of bark.

Would you rather have all the money in the world or all the entertainment in the world?

All the money in the world, since I could buy most of the entertainment and a lot of other things too.

Would you rather lose your leg or lose your arm?

At 8/26/14 09:12 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 8/26/14 09:12 PM, SentForMe wrote: How was your day?

Why the fuck's it matter m8?

Why the hostility mate?

This is a forum game and the rules are simple. One person asks a question and the next person has to answer their question with another question. I'll start.

How was your day?

Hey guys. I'm thinking of buying one of the new consoles and would like your advice on which one you think is the best and why.

At 8/26/14 12:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/26/14 12:19 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish that my life were full of surprises.

Granted, but most of those surprises are unpleasant.

I wish for my PC not to crash.

Granted, except instead of crashing it keeps accelerating until it opens up a black hole and gets sucked into it. No more PC for you.

I wish it was warmer here.

After octopuses breed, they develop dementia. They then live the rest of their lives in this confused, seemingly lost state, with apparently no knowledge of previous events.

At 8/26/14 10:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/26/14 01:34 AM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for a complete 1936 SS uniform, with the Iron Cross!

Granted. You decide to wear that uniform while travelling to Germany, where wearing Nazi symbols is strictly forbidden, and you go to jail.

I wish for you to have man-titties.

Granted, but my man-titties create man milk, which becomes the most sought after drink on the planet, making me a multi-millionaire in a matter of weeks.

I wish for a massage.

At 8/26/14 12:13 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/26/14 12:10 PM, SentForMe wrote: Alright, rerailing the derailed thread.

Would you rather eat a sandwich or be a sandwich?

I'd eat a sandwich. I don't want to be anybody's knuckle sandwich.

Would you rather date a sexy hot space alien or a sexy hot vampire-werewolf?

A sexy hot vampire-werewolf, because if she bit me I'd live forever.

Would you rather eat a bug or eat a piece of bark.

During World War II, Uncle Ben's was the exclusive supplier of rice to the U.S. Armed Forces.

Alright, rerailing the derailed thread.

At 8/25/14 05:37 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather star in a horror movie or an action-comedy movie?

An action comedy movie, because I get to beat stuff up and be funny as opposed to just being scared and possibly being chopped to pieces in some creepy house.

Would you rather eat a sandwich or be a sandwich?

At 8/25/14 04:12 PM, Conal wrote: I have a counter suggestion; don't post forum games, they're against the rules.

I don't know about that, but you know what I did see in the rules?

At 8/25/14 04:20 PM, Newgrounds Wiki: Forum Rules wrote:
:Things that might get you banned

:Backseat modding: pointing out what needs to be deleted, banned, locked or destroyed.

This is a forum game where you pick between two choices from the poster above and say why. Then you choose two choices for the next person. I'll start.

Would you rather jump in a pool of rotten eggs or shave ALL your hair off?

At 8/25/14 12:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I thought this thread was about this guy.

It might as well be. The Black Panthers haven't been relevant since the 70's and they haven't even existed since '82. Most people on this forum weren't even alive when their was a Black Panther Party.

On the other hand, the Black Panther Comics and other media have been published for decades afterward, even up to today.

Yeah, I'm excited about the possible Black Panther movie too.

I'm reading War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy at the moment. I never got around to reading it before now and there's no time like the present. It's a really interesting read, but not at all what I expected.

What are you all reading?

According to Imdb's Bottom 100, the worst rated movie of all time (by it's users) is Gunday, a movie about Bangladesh declaring independence. However, I think it is really the 3rd movie on the list, The Hottie and the Nottie that is the worst film I haven't seen. After all, look at that movie bio.

You shouldn't have messed with Texas.....Rick Perry.

At 8/24/14 09:57 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Where's the list?

Check above your last reply.^

Sorry about the double post, but I forgot to include the link: http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&N=100007653%20600009586&IsNodeId=1&PageSize=50&PriceMin=0&PriceMax=30&SrchInDesc=mac

At 8/24/14 09:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/24/14 09:37 PM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/24/14 09:27 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I mean more along the lines of a USB mouse.

Can you give a price range to narrow things down a bit?

$0 to $30

Here's a list of mice that specifically meet your price range and are Mac compatible, rated according to their review score. I'm sure there are more out there, but it's a good place to start. I don't use OS X that much, so I can't make any specific recommendations. Good luck finding a mouse.

At 8/24/14 09:27 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I mean more along the lines of a USB mouse.

Can you give a price range to narrow things down a bit?

The alert level has gone from red (when the eruption started) to orange, back to red and now back to orange in the last 24 hours or so. The eruption is continuing, but since it is under a glacier it would take a long time to actually break the surface. Depending on how long it lasts it may not actually break the surface.

You can follow the latest updates here: http://www.icenews.is/2014/08/24/latest-news-on-volcanic-activities-in-iceland/ It will probably disrupt some flights as the situation is constantly evolving, but for now the eruption is considered a minor event.

At 8/23/14 11:07 PM, Funny-Man wrote:
There are chairs and tables but I couldnt get the angle looking outward. I donated my zelda poster as well. I should print off some of your art with your consent! :3

If you could take a picture after you hang up some more posters that would be really cool too. Good luck.

Sure have. I tend to down a bunch of coffee or strong tea to wake me up on days like that and then drink a bunch of water to dehydrate me. Once you get over that mid morning hump it's easier to get through the rest of the day.

At 8/24/14 10:19 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted. It burns you down along with itself because you called it ugly. Phoenixes have feelings, man.

I wish I was a phoenix.

Granted, unfortunately you get hit by a fire hose and are put out.

I wish I didn't have to worry about being bit by poisonous snakes and other critters.

I bought some curry for dinner.

With this quiz and post your results here.

These are my results:

Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve