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At 8/28/14 02:09 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
Dive to the deepest spot. Can't stand heights.

Would you rather lose your vision or your hearing?

My hearing, since more things require your vision these days.

Would you rather be lost on a deserted island with unlimited alcohol or live in a mansion and never be able to drink again?

At 8/27/14 05:54 PM, Decky wrote:

At 8/27/14 05:51 PM, Decky wrote: How's this for you?

Got rid of that odd mark at the top.

Thanks Decky, that's awesome. I'll post it up right away.

Shithead (funny song) - Enjoy!

At 8/28/14 08:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/27/14 08:24 PM, Phobotech wrote: What is your FAVORITE thread in the entirety of the NG BBS? Active or dead or locked, doesn't matter.

Corrupt a Wish!

Isn't that obvious?

It would be, if they knew who was going to reply to their question.

What color are your toenails?

At 8/28/14 08:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted. He wasn't just another filthy Macedonian, he was the filthiest of them all.

I wish for a cake with my face on it.

Granted, but it is your own face and you eat it. Now you are a faceless monster and a cannibal.

I wish I never got sick.

At 8/28/14 10:14 AM, Ama wrote:
How am I backseat modding?
Do you not realize I know you won't ban me because you love me?

What makes you think I love you?

This one is a real classic.

At 8/28/14 10:05 AM, Ama wrote:
When will this cancer end?

What makes you think we can end cancer?

At 8/27/14 01:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/27/14 01:01 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I chose B. I put my trust in technology.

Would you rather be the star of your own game show or go on tour with your favorite rock band?

Be the star of my own game show, since you can do just about whatever you want on those shows. Also, I can't sing.

Would you rather climb the tallest mountain or dive to the deepest spot on earth?

At 8/28/14 08:32 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
It didn't work last time, why would it work now?

If it won't work now, then what should we do instead?

At 8/27/14 03:20 PM, Ama wrote:

At 8/27/14 11:22 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/27/14 04:55 AM, beheadedbymuslims wrote:

At 8/27/14 04:45 AM, Mokevo wrote:

Would you rather be buried or be burned?

Burned.
Would you rather lose a leg or an arm?

A leg, I need my arms to draw and write and stuff.

Would you rather live in broiling heat or freezing cold?

I bought a bag of rice.

At 8/27/14 03:32 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 8/27/14 01:35 PM, Ama wrote: Does it matter if I did?

Do YOU think it matters?

If I thought it matters, would that make it matter to you?

At 8/27/14 04:55 AM, beheadedbymuslims wrote:

At 8/27/14 04:45 AM, Mokevo wrote: Would you rather:

A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

this is my goto orgasm phrase

would you rather eat a billion dicks or lick your great grandmother's prolapsed anus for 37 seconds

The second option, since the first one results in a billion castrated people.

Would you rather be buried or be burned?

What do you mean by "you people"? I don't think I like your tone Mr.

At 8/27/14 10:59 AM, Scarface wrote:

At 8/27/14 10:51 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 8/27/14 10:49 AM, SentForMe wrote:
Do you mean to tell me you are familiar with Maz Jobrani?

Could you motherfuckers please delete me in the quotes so I don't have to be tagged between yalls asinine conversation? Please?

Is it because you don't like me?

Now, why would you think that?

At 8/27/14 09:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/27/14 01:26 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: I wish I wish, to use this rhyme, to go back home until next time.

Granted, but you're still a horrible poet.

I wish to have the souls of all the dead poets at my disposal.

Granted, but they haunt you all day and never let you sleep. Eventually you go mad and are institutionalized for life.

I wish for a great big hippo.

At 8/27/14 10:44 AM, FinaLee wrote:

At 8/27/14 10:41 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 8/27/14 10:36 AM, FinaLee wrote: Can I be Colin Mochrie?

...Who?

You mean to tell me you've never seen a bald guy do improv before?

Do you mean to tell me you are familiar with Maz Jobrani?

At 8/27/14 10:41 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 8/27/14 10:36 AM, FinaLee wrote: Can I be Colin Mochrie?

...Who?

Why would you ask a question you already know the answer to?

At 8/27/14 06:38 AM, Splats wrote:
Why shouldn't you?

Most obnoxious thread ever 10/10

If I did, would you miss me?

Hey Newgrounds Sig Makers. I would really like an angry gorilla themed signature with dark colors and lightning in it. Thank you in advance.

At 8/26/14 10:55 PM, psychopathy wrote:

At 8/26/14 10:45 PM, Xenomit wrote: If he can bench press 1000 pounds and leg press 2000 pounds, then I'll go with it. Otherwise he's just a really serious cos-player.

i never understood how any human, even batman, could be capable of being that strong in the dc universe, and without looking like an overmuscled freak of nature at that

benching 600-800 lbs is more realistic imo

Since the DC universe is a different universe than our own, perhaps different rules apply. Physics may act differently and may allow for things that would be impossible in our own universe.

Hollywood made less money this year, because they made less good films.

Why, because there are lots of people who are ignorant about it and feel no need to correct their ignorance. Judging something you don't know about with a broad (often negative) viewpoint also makes some people feel superior. Oh well, it's not something that effects anime after all. It effects just about everything.

I wish he wouldn't have held the camera like that. It cut off the picture and made it really distracting.

Bad idea and your dad probably overreacted a little, but I don't think he was actually serious that if you did it again he would kill you. You are his son, after all.

At 8/20/14 01:56 AM, ExtraLife wrote: What are your initial thoughts?

It's a bit lazy, but effective.

The sickest I've ever been was when I had Chickenpox when I was little.

The Blob from that seminal work of scifi The Blob.

At 8/22/14 08:52 PM, TeslaShockwave wrote: I decided against going with an Impreza as a new car, due to lack of features. I found a very nice 2014 Honda Civic though, which has everything I could want. What I want to know is... Do cars like the Civic (not hybrid) have the same hate towards them as cars like the Prius? The Civic IS a Partial Zero Emissions Vehicle, like the Prius, but it is not a hybrid.

Few cars have the same level of hate directed toward them as the Prius, with a few exceptions like the Hummer.