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At 8/30/14 12:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/30/14 10:57 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/30/14 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/29/14 11:29 AM, SentForMe wrote: If I said yes, would you think I was lying?

Would you be lying?

If I said no, would you believe I had eaten a sandwich?

Have you eaten a sandwich?

If I did, would it be a chicken sandwich?

Have they said what will happen when the fish dies before the game is completed?

At 8/30/14 11:52 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/30/14 11:49 AM, SentForMe wrote: There have, but I rather people just create a new thread at that point.

I'm always ok with this thread getting bumped though. Why? Because most people tend to read the first post or newest reply when replying. Reading the original post, it's Evark saying if you want to keep complaining about how Newgrounds is, stop complaining and be the change you want to see on here rather than complain about it.

Well ok. If SCTE3 says it's ok, than I'm ok with it and you make a good point. Guess I'm just a little grouchy today :(.

At 8/30/14 11:47 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/30/14 11:06 AM, SentForMe wrote: Really scraping the bottom with this seven year old thread.

There have been older threads that have been bumped.

There have, but I rather people just create a new thread at that point.

At 8/30/14 11:12 AM, joe-mayson wrote: Guys, I Killed a hooker accidentally. what do I do?

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

At 8/29/14 02:25 PM, Reiska3 wrote: They feel touched by his noodliness. In years from now on they will bow to the holiness of pasta in the replaced church with pasta ^:^. And americans will be sincere in their humble heart of appreciation, and of course do stuff on weekends. But dont eat the pasta or you are not forgiven :O
There's a rule for that in 12 states.

Its a joke of course, but what if that actually happend. What would you do then :)

I guess I wouldn't do anything all that differently, although if I lived in the US I would move out of one of those states. If they had similar rules in Australia, well I guess I would have to become a bootlegger for illegal pasta.

At 8/30/14 09:32 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Should I still just fuck off?

Nah, it wouldn't be the same without you mate.

Could you hand me some amber fluid, please?

Really scraping the bottom with this two year old thread.

At 8/30/14 10:55 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 8/30/14 09:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I wasn't the devil's instrument, but instead he was mine.

You are, but the Devil is weak and you can't do anything with him.

I wish all my college projects could be instantly completed.

Granted, but they are completed so badly that you fail all your courses.

I wish it would be summer already.

At 8/30/14 09:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/29/14 11:29 AM, SentForMe wrote: If I said yes, would you think I was lying?

Would you be lying?

If I said no, would you believe I had eaten a sandwich?

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy recently. It was pretty decent, funny too.

These negotiator games were kind of fun and the first ones were created during the beginning of the portal. They were some of the first games i ever played on this site.

When I'm looking for something funny to watch or hear or read, these are the websites I visit:

Cracked
Fark
The Onion
College Humor
Funny or Die
Youtube
FML

and of course, this one.

What websites do you visit when you need a good laugh?

No, but it is not great either. When I bought it, it was great fun for awhile, but the replay value just isn't there anymore. After awhile, if you're not into multiplayer and have tried out all the mods there just isn't that much to do anymore.

At 8/28/14 08:57 PM, darkjam wrote: The fucker sold for 3 million!

The most valuable comic ever sold, pretty impressive.

CVTs aren't nearly as reliable as an automatic or a manual, since they are relatively new. Maybe once they have a bit more time to work out the mechanical bugs they will be the top transmission, but not yet. For now automatic as fine for me. I don't need another aggravation when driving and the fuel burning efficiency difference between manual and automatic is minimal these days.

I always wanted a personal spacecraft, but I could never afford it either. Also, I would need to be certified to fly such a think, which seems even more unlikely than being able to buy it some day. Maybe by the time they become cost effective they will be largely flown by computers or something.

At 8/29/14 03:58 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: Demoted by your own brother eh? It's ok, we're your family now!

It's not that bad. Tom is a forum mod too.

You could always have one of those interventions with one of your friends and convince them to go to rehab. Then you would have at least one friend who wasn't a drug addict, at least for awhile.

At 8/16/14 11:37 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: im a horrible person

No, it doesn't. Now, if you tried to re-enact the same scene as the jelly bean in real life that would make you a horrible person.

At 8/15/14 06:25 PM, megamanlover123 wrote: One of the buds doesn't work! Help!

So, what do you want us to do exactly? It's not like we can come to your home and repair them ourselves or anything.

Never saw it, but sounds like an interesting idea. With all the moronic channels out there, having a Newgrounds channel doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. It would be expensive though, unless they got it on public access.

At 8/29/14 08:31 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/29/14 08:28 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 8/29/14 08:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
"In the truthfully". Seriously?

If I didn't mean to type it out that way, would you believe me?

Don't you know that I never believe anybody?

If I said yes, would you think I was lying?

At 8/29/14 08:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/29/14 08:32 AM, SentForMe wrote: Would you drink your own pee if the alternative was dying of thirst?

I'd most likely still die of thirst, but I might give it a try.

Would you drink your own pee even if you weren't dying of thirst?

No, I wouldn't.

Would you shoot someone if they were robbing your house?

At 8/29/14 08:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/29/14 08:31 AM, SentForMe wrote: I wish it wasn't so cold outside today.

Granted, it's so hot everything burns to cinders.

I wish you'd give me a break.

Wish granted, I break off both your arms and your legs. Enjoy being a stump with a head.

I wish for no more stress.

At 8/28/14 09:56 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:
Star in my own game.

Would you rather have your penis shrink to half it's size or be fused at the head to a conjoined twin for the rest of your life?

The first one, since the second one seems like a great way to die really young of complications related to being conjoined.

Would you rather join the circus or run a jail?

At 8/29/14 08:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/29/14 08:26 AM, SentForMe wrote: You can buy Kangaroo meat from these guys if you are in the U.S. and most major cities have at least one exotic meat store.

1. I'm not in the US either.

2. Where is the question?

Apologies, here it is.

Would you drink your own pee if the alternative was dying of thirst?

At 8/29/14 08:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/28/14 09:37 PM, SentForMe wrote: I wish it wasn't Friday, today.

Granted, but it's Friday every other day.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, but its because you had your legs crushed in a construction accident.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside today.

At 8/29/14 08:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
"In the truthfully". Seriously?

If I didn't mean to type it out that way, would you believe me?

At 8/29/14 08:22 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/28/14 09:18 PM, SentForMe wrote: Have you ever eaten kangaroo meat?

Nope.

I've never been to Australia, where would I have kangaroo meat from?

You can buy Kangaroo meat from these guys if you are in the U.S. and most major cities have at least one exotic meat store.