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At 8/31/14 06:56 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I'd watch that flash again....probably.

Would you rather eat cow pie or listen to Justin Bieber's music?

It depends on long I have to listen to it. For listen than 1 hour I would listen to his music, for more than 1 hour I would eat a cow pie.

Would you rather eat some bugs or wear a frozen turkey on your head?

At 8/31/14 05:50 PM, Conal wrote:

At 8/31/14 04:27 PM, Hive-Hunter wrote: because we don't know any better

Idiot.

At 8/31/14 12:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I have an imagination?

Do you really have an imagination though?

Do you want me to have an imagination?

There is a woman who became known as "the cat lady". because she had so much plastic surgery she started to look a bit like a cat. You can find some photos here. She looks ridiculously scary. Here's some more infoif you're really interested. Here's a photo below for the lazy.

Not asking the question or creating your own answer. Happiness is more concept than reality, I prefer being content. However, that top post would make a superb pizza commercial script.

At 8/31/14 12:29 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/31/14 12:20 PM, Vinnyy wrote: How do you plan on riding in a car that doesn't exist?

Wait - it doesn't exist?

What if it only exists in your imagination?

The Bear
The Red Balloon
Stalker

They are all good or great films, in my opinion.

I bet you would be really good at mud wrestling.

I don't find it particularly funny, but I also don't care. I have seen way dumber, more offensive things out there worn by people, so this seems like no big deal.

At 8/31/14 09:04 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, TV becomes so good you forget about everything else and die of starvation.

I wish people weren't too stupid for satire.

Granted, but now everyone is more intelligent than you and you can't find a job. You are exiled for your stupidity and die on a cold desert island in the middle of the Pacific, alone and miserable.

I wish I had an allergy to something.

At 8/31/14 10:12 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 8/31/14 08:53 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Would that really make a difference?

Would you like to find out?

When I do find out, will you let me ride in your car?

At 8/19/14 08:19 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 7/23/14 11:02 AM, FIE wrote: One like BBS The Documentary.

A guy was funded by Kickstarter to make one and never did. Sack of shit, that's what we got.

So, did anyone around here fund this thing? It would really suck if you put a lot of money into this thing with no results. He seems to live in Philly, so I guess Tom could always bang on his door and yell at him.

Hey guys, sorry to bring you the bad news but it looks like Studio Ghibli is closing as well. It hasn't been a good year for them financially and the controversy with the release of "The Wind Rises" probably didn't help much either.

Cuddlefish are pretty cool.

At 8/20/14 09:38 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 8/20/14 09:09 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Pope Francis is a p chill fella.

True.

Seems like the kind of guy you'd just hang around with, y'know?

At least it seems you could grab a glass of wine with him, which I imagine is the equivalent over there of grabbing a glass of beer with someone around here.

Also, ISIS is psychotic, but it's worth considering what group would replace them if they were blown to peaces. They could be even worse than ISIS.

You taste so good.

I have an idea. How about instead of calling noobs, we just call them Niis instead. Problem solved and everyone is happy, maybe.

At 8/19/14 12:59 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Those dang Germanic tribal people.

They sacked the Roman Empire and then had the audacity to call themselves the Holy Roman Empire! You have to appreciate the nerve of people like that.

You could watch this movie. It's worth a try.

I tried a Peach Cobbler Ice Cream once. It was pretty good, since the peaches were pretty fresh. I have a feeling I haven't tried my favorite ice cream flavor yet, though.

At 8/16/14 08:15 PM, donglepuss wrote: I keep hearing voices in my head that tell me that i am jesus christ, destiny to slay the anti christ and bring about new jerusalem on earth. The voices also say that rosie is the antichrist. I don't want to kill her but it looks like i have to...if i am really jesus......i don't know what to do guys

Which Rosie do you mean? Rosie O'Donnell?

Does anyone know when the new season begins?

I bought some more gasoline, because driving is a thing and I don't have an electric car.

At 8/30/14 01:26 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:

At 8/30/14 01:16 PM, SentForMe wrote:
The person below me is afraid of death.

I'm really not sure. Although have a general goal in my life, I have no specific picture of it 10 years from now, I more play it as I go.

I also have been robbed at gunpoint multible times, and during it I felt nothing, I was even able to bullshit him and cut my losses.

The person below me is afraid of failure.

You got me pegged. I am afraid of failure, but failure can't be avoided so you just got to muddle through one way or another. Better than never trying anything, right?

The person below me is afraid of clowns.

My superpower would be the power to propel me at faster than light speeds. Then I could fly around the universe.

At 8/30/14 01:19 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
This guy is afraid of illogical choices!

I'm afraid of gif file sizes!

Guy after me is afraid of turkeyonastick!

Not really. Should I be afraid of him for some reason.

The person below me is afraid of being alone.

At 8/30/14 01:15 PM, Radaketor wrote: Not really, i think they made a vaccine for that.

The person below me is afraid of the dark.

Nah, I really like the dark actually. At night I turn off all the lights and electronics before I go to bed.

The person below me is afraid of death.

At 8/30/14 12:50 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Nope.

Would it matter if I was?

Of course it would. Voice acting is a long and noble profession.

What's the shadiest thing you've ever done?

All, you have to do is guess what the person below you is afraid of. The more detailed the better. Then the person below you answers and guess who the person above them will be afraid of. I'll start.

The person below me is afraid of Ebola.

At 8/30/14 12:51 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/30/14 12:49 PM, SentForMe wrote: If I did, would it be a chicken sandwich?

Do you like chicken sandwiches?

I do. Would you like me to make you one?

So I'll post a word and the next person posts the first word that comes to their mind. Ok, I'll start.

Platypus