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At 9/2/14 08:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/2/14 08:28 AM, VJF wrote: Is it bad?

Didn't the question already kind of give that away?

Speaking of cake...does anyone know what ever happened to that animation on the old secrets page?

Tonight I'm going to give someone a green gown.

IF people are going to do it anyway, which they are, why not make a buck on it?

At 9/2/14 03:34 AM, VJF wrote:
Would you believe that that statement just blew my mind?

Would you believe that I just ate the last piece of cake?

According to a Consumer Reports survey for the United States Taco Bell had the worst burrito among all surveyed fast food restaurants.

Yeah, its not so bad. You have to be careful about who you have it done by though. To an untrained professional a cancerous growth (particularly skin cancer) can look very much like a wart and you really don't want to freeze that off.

Hopefully this video makes you feel a little bit better. Also, where did you eat this burrito, so we can all avoid the place in the future?

At 9/1/14 05:12 PM, VJF wrote:
Did you actuallly think I would read that big wall of text without a TL;DR?

I did; does that surprise you?

How much to super-size those fries?

At 9/1/14 05:02 PM, VJF wrote:

At 9/1/14 04:15 PM, SentForMe wrote:

Would the weather depend on where you lived if we all lived on a planet without weather?

Is that even remotely possible?

Don't you think the answer to this question is reasonable?

At 9/1/14 12:58 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:

At 9/1/14 12:05 PM, SentForMe wrote:
What would happen if you burrowed a hole from one end of the planet to the other, through the core of the Earth?

You'd die from exhaustion.

How do I do my Physics HW?

By calling your friend who is good in Physics and have them explain it to you.

How do I prevent my hair from turning fluorescent?

At 9/1/14 04:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/31/14 07:20 PM, SentForMe wrote:
Would you rather eat some bugs or wear a frozen turkey on your head?

Wear a frozen turkey on a stick.....err I mean my head.

Would you rather have someone's alternate account following you or their main account?

Their main account, since then I can actually interact with the person if I want.

Would you rather never shower again or have to shower 20x a day to stay alive?

At 9/1/14 04:23 PM, Reiska3 wrote: Its the thing that ruins the society structure. Its not cool to be that way. I love when they get kicked down by school bullies who take their lunch money like they do in american movies. Of course i dont mean that, but this proud thing gotta stop. The brits are atleast smart enough not to pride that stuff like americans do.

I mean this might have to do with that americans have such an easy self praised life. So being big mouthed and saying stuff thats not important is kinda more natural for them than rest of the world.

You know, I think you would really enjoy this nice, relaxing chill out track set to video of the Maldives.

At 9/1/14 11:22 AM, Ama wrote: This thread is about nothing, yet it's still going on.

Nah, this thread is about Inspiration. I am inspired by the mature and well thought out discussion on this fine web forum.

At 9/1/14 02:18 PM, DarkBowser007 wrote:

At 9/1/14 01:10 PM, SentForMe wrote:
I wish I had a flower.

Granted. You forgot to water it and it dies.

You forgot to wish for something!

I wish for endless rain.

At 9/1/14 02:27 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:

At 9/1/14 01:15 PM, VJF wrote:

At 9/1/14 01:13 PM, Troisnyx wrote:

At 9/1/14 01:11 PM, SentForMe wrote:

Good grief will you stop asking circular questions and instead concentrate on other questions?

What questions would you like them to concentrate on?

Didn't @SentForMe already say? And doesn't what the weather is like depend on where everyone here lives?

Would the weather depend on where you lived if we all lived on a planet without weather?

Dads was cringe worthy.
The Cape would also fall into this category.

Would you like some spotted dick for dessert?

Try Clerks

At 8/12/14 07:39 AM, GrizzlyOne wrote: I'm from the U.S., and I want to learn another language, shoudl I learn Spanish or other languages like Norwegian, Dutch or German (those are the languages I want to learn)

Will it be helpful at all if I learn Dutch Norwegian or German? or just Spanish?

Here is a map of predominant world languages to help you make your decision, but: English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, and Arabic all seem useful over a large number of countries.

The other languages are only really useful in one or two countries at most, even though they may be spoken by a large number of people. Some good examples of these are Mandarin, Hindi, and Bengali.

At 8/10/14 01:34 PM, Wongoof wrote: I went to Burger King, got a number 5 and wolfed it down.

Should I feel bad?

Not really, just don't get into the habit of doing it if you can. The stuff you get at Burger King is going to be pretty bad for your health most of the time and the ingredients list is pretty questionable.

I have been on a cruise ship once. We hit a hurricane and half of the passengers got seasick, so you can imagine how fun that was during mealtimes. We had to miss a stop or two to get clear of the hurricane. I haven't been back since.

Adam Goldberg in The Hebrew Hammer.

At 8/23/14 09:14 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote:

At 8/23/14 12:48 AM, CiviLies wrote: Any Elvis Presley song, please.

https://soundcloud.com/drysba/elvis-presley blah

I would very much enjoy if you would sing this.

I'm going to modify this, just to make it easier for myself.

Top 10 Free Webcomics (in no particular order):

1.) Bearmageddon
2.)Lackadaisy
3.) Powernap
4.)The Meek
5.)Transient
6.)Turtles: Dawn of the Ninja
7.)Derelict
8.)The Dreamer
9.)Battlepug
10.)Romantically Apocalyptic

Hope to hear some nice responses to this thread. I'd like to be introduced to some nice new comics I wasn't otherwise aware of.

At 9/1/14 01:56 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
Who said you have to answer without sounding like a jerk?

If I did answer while sounding like a jerk, would you still answer this question?

At 8/24/14 03:36 AM, sodacereal wrote: So, I'm not much of a crier. If you sit me down in front of a good movie, or a good show. It has to be something REALLY intense in order for me to get there Like, Gwen Stacy dying *spoiler* that scene got me fucked up, the little web-hand? like for real?

I think my body is telling to cry though, I was watching Naruto Fights (I'm not even a fan of the show at all, and I hardly know the characters.) but for some reason Naruto is fighting the guy, sauske or whatever and he says something like "I won't let the shit take you, like curse or something." and I just almost lost it man, and I have no idea what they're talking about.

Just let it out man. If you're body is telling you to cry the best thing to do is to let it happen. Keeping it all bottled up will just make the feeling go on for longer and no one wants that, right?

At 9/1/14 01:13 PM, Troisnyx wrote:
Good grief will you stop asking circular questions and instead concentrate on other questions?

Would you prefer if I asked you what the weather is like outside?

At 9/1/14 01:04 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:

At 9/1/14 12:16 PM, VJF wrote:
Are you calling me a conspiracy theorist or are you being serious?

Are you asking him whether or not he thinks you're a conspiracy theorist?

Are you asking if he's asking if I think that he is a conspiracy theorist?

At 9/1/14 11:43 AM, FiendMachine wrote:
Granted but it is so small that you cannot even see it.

I wish I had the best computer in the world along with no electricity failure or any drawback

Granted, but the computer becomes conscious and burrows its way into your brain. Now you are a computer and are no longer able to walk around, move, relieve yourself or do typical human things like have sex.

I wish I had a flower.