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So the ebola virus death toll is at nearly 2,400 and it could go airborne, but it probably won't. Also the US might be sending approximately 3,000 troops to West Africa to help control the virus. I wonder if I was a soldier whether I would prefer to go to a warzone or an epidemic zone.

At 9/16/14 02:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/16/14 02:01 PM, SentForMe wrote: Don't you think that as the originator of this fine thread I am not allowed to get involved in the arguments of others on any personal level?

Come on, you don't seriously believe this shit, do you?

Nah, not really; I'm just fucking with you, or am I?

At 9/16/14 12:47 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/16/14 12:10 PM, thespazicat wrote: I wish that the scenes in star trek were real historic events and that Klingon was a real language, and that every school teacher in the world is now captain picard

Granted, you have now sparked a mass suicide of students who hate Star Trek.

I wish to get an NG Supporter Upgrade for free.

Granted, but requires you to donate your blood to Wade for his consumption....forever!

I wish that all the oceans were made out of fresh water.

At 9/16/14 12:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/16/14 11:48 AM, CiviLies wrote: I heard @Sentforme played a bit part in Rise of the Planet of the Apes

I heard CiviLies makes fun of people in his sig.

I heard that NewgroundsMike has a pet iguana.

At 9/16/14 12:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/16/14 11:43 AM, SentForMe wrote: It would be hard to say it is not unwise, since drowning in order to look cool is pretty stupid, don't you think?

Thanks for proving my point, now could you please tell that to VJF?

Don't you think that as the originator of this fine thread I am not allowed to get involved in the arguments of others on any personal level?

At 9/16/14 12:51 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Nope.

What do you think of my joke?

I found it amusing, but I didn't laugh out loud at it.

What is your favorite expletive?

I sleep to restock my mana every night. I can't remember the last time I stayed awake for a whole night. It must have been in high school or something.

So the most popular web browser vary by country and some countries don't even have a most popular web browser, like North Korea. Then again there is almost no internet access there. Also, this map is a year old, so some things about it may be a bit out of date.

As for mobile web browsers, the landscape is a bit wider, where Opera has a serious foothold and many third party browsers enjoy significant market share. Just check the app markets for Android and iOS and you will get a sense of what I mean.

That doesn't even consider all the modifications of popular browsers that are available. There are literally thousands of browsers that are built on versions of IE, Chrome, and Firefox, but are significantly modified to become an entirely new browser. These are counted in statistics of the 3 top full browsers, even though they are different enough to count in their own category.

Ultimo Dragon, because that costume was oh so bad and oh so good at the same time.

At 9/15/14 10:42 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Well it's actually a shishi-odoshi or deer scarer, made to, as it's name implies, scare wildlife away. It's not asian misticism, it's a practical tool.

Hmmm...new way to scare dear away from my garden. Thanks NippleManofMilk. I wonder how it works on other animals.

No it shouldn't, not ever, not under any circumstances. There is enough illegal slavery to go around. This is not marijuana, it does not make the problem better by legalizing it.

Here's a strange but true fact.

Jim Carrey was offered the role of the 8th doctor in Doctor Who, but he declined.

Would have been nice to have a funny, Canadian Doctor Who, but I guess we'll never know how that would have turned out.

At 9/15/14 09:38 PM, Voltage wrote: Thank you dear. Compartment is so clear now!

Is it a euphemism for slurpin the gherkin?

At 9/15/14 05:16 PM, RobsH66 wrote: Hey everyone!

It's been far too long, but I am finally back with something new...
More details to come.

---
Robbie Robertson
www.fallenangelseries.com

So is the animation going to be in all 3D now?

The last thing I cooked was some Couscous Bil-Bosla, roasted eggplant, and some sopa verde frio, although I guess the cold soup isn't technically cooked.

I'm a multi-millionaire with 3 kids, a wonderful wife and a business I love to go into every day. I am also the healthiest I have ever been in my whole life.

Here's what might happen if you confront another car in Russia at 2:30 in the morning.

At 9/16/14 08:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Eurovision Song Contest 2014: Austrian guy with a strange beard takes over Europe. Déjà vu anyone?

Absolutely, at least its a nice beard though.

Have you ever been arrested?

Your better off with a portable solar panel, assuming you have semi constant sun where you're camping. At least the solar panel won't run out of juice and become a giant paper weight to drag around.

I'm proud to be an Aussie.

At 9/15/14 08:44 PM, ABrighterShadow wrote:
P.S. I imagine my face on the rhino.

I bet you would enjoy turning belly to belly.

At 9/16/14 09:09 AM, thespazicat wrote:

I heard thespazicat is not funny at all.

I heard that newgrounds mike is bad at trying to insult me

I heard that thespazicat is really a member of a race of super intelligent octopuses that are bent on global domination.

At 9/16/14 08:01 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/16/14 12:43 AM, VJF wrote: Who can say what is wise? Isn't that up to the individual person themselves to figure what is wise and what isn't?

If you jump into a river knowing full well you can't swim for shit, just in order to show off, couldn't one objectively say that is unwise?

It would be hard to say it is not unwise, since drowning in order to look cool is pretty stupid, don't you think?

At 9/16/14 11:01 AM, thespazicat wrote:

I wish that everyone's vehicle was a Transformer mech of their very own...with their own unique personalities and opinions and they were loyal to their owner forever so they can go on adventures together as man and mech!

Granted, however as you can see its the car is now a toy, so riding in it it is just impossible, you may also notice the toy does not transform itself so that is more effort to be put into it, insurance companies also do not cover deceptions if you are unlucky enough to have that

I wish that family guy didn't exist

Granted, but now all the people that work on the show and all the spinoff shows are out of work and the know exactly who the person to blame is. They decide to rob you blind, burn your house down, and steal your car.

I wish I had 8 eyes.

At 9/15/14 03:54 PM, Bit wrote:

At 9/15/14 03:05 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: but if fluoride then HOW COME jet engine fuel doesn't burn hot enough to MELT STEEL, huh?!?! And if CHEMTRAILS don't gravity then how can apple make fluoride APPLE???????

But if jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel then how do you account for JFK's second shooter?

The answers to all your questions can be found right here.

At 9/15/14 02:26 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 9/15/14 02:01 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

How would you like to be remembered?

As that guy you know, ya know?

I yeah, I know what you mean mate.

So, are you a heavy or a light sleeper?

At 9/15/14 01:58 PM, YeOldeGamer wrote: I don't come to posts like this normally, but it ay important. I heard NewgroundsMike is a gay pedophile and had his nasty freak with SentForMe.

I heard that you are actually this 100-year old grandmother gamer.

At 9/5/14 04:29 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:.

I'll never do it, but look my parents in the eyes and cum.

Would you rather stick your dick in a meat grinder or shove a hot iron down the urethra of your dick?

I pick choice number 2, since you didn't say how large the hot iron had to be. These days they can manufacture machines on the atomic scale and dropping something that small down would be almost impossible to notice.

Would you rather buy flying car or a plane that can land on water?

At 9/15/14 01:12 PM, Bit wrote:

At 9/15/14 12:42 PM, Splats wrote:

Your sig matches your username. I like that.

I like the fact that you advocate supporting Newgrounds. Even Tom needs some toilet paper money.

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?