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At 9/19/14 11:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/19/14 11:21 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 9/19/14 10:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Doesn't that apply to all of us?

I guess that depends on what you define as a long time, doesn't it?

When have you been outside last?

2 hours ago; do you think that is a long time?

I think keeping him in jail for life might be a good idea now, or an institution. Just somewhere he can't get out of, since after murdering his own family members twice he shouldn't get a third try at it.

At 9/19/14 10:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Doesn't that apply to all of us?

I guess that depends on what you define as a long time, doesn't it?

At 9/19/14 11:11 AM, 123mine123 wrote:

At 9/19/14 09:29 AM, JRob wrote: Search YouTube for Japanese commercials

you'll find plenty

This.
And also Little Baby's Ice Cream.

Ice cream... is a feeling.

I think I must have blocked that one out. Now that I've seen it again its sure to give me nightmares tonight.

So, what is the weirdest commercial you've ever seen?

I came across this gem of weirdness today. It is certainly a contender for that title.

I feel like binge watching a series has diminishing returns. After about the 3rd or 4th episode I'm not enjoying the show nearly as much as when I started out. The maximum for me is about the length of the longest movie out there, so maybe 4 hours. After that I almost always stop and pick it up later.

At 9/19/14 01:29 AM, Korriken wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:43 AM, LordJaric wrote: Looks like no might win.

And no wins. Not surprising. Now for the obvious accusations of voter fraud.

The vote was pretty decisive. 55% Yes to 45% No. Do you think they will try this vote again anytime soon, or once is enough on this one?

So, apparently the last time the USA was debt free was in 1835 under President Andrew Jackson, otherwise known as Old Hickory. It lasted only one year. So, apparently the US could afford to take some pointers from Old Hickory on finance. It will probably never happen again that the US is debt free, but if it does manage it, it would be the first time in almost 200 years, which would be pretty impressive.

So does anyone have any bright ideas for reducing the US national debt? Keep in mind that this were have to pass through a famously resistant Congress. Of course there are really no wrong answers, since no one has been able to manage it in centuries, even though there have been plenty of attempts.

At 9/19/14 12:08 AM, Quorthon wrote:

Your user icon looks so refreshing that it literally caused me to go and eat a piece of cantaloupe.

You make good threads.

and you give good complements.

At 9/18/14 01:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Physically: 10am.
Mentally: I've been asleep ever since university ended and I won't wake up until it starts again.

Or do you really think I need to be fully awake when I'm typing this?

No, of course note. All you need to do is be awake enough to type or speak into Dragonspeak, or dictate your words for someone else to type.

If you could have a house full of servants that would service your every need, would you?

At 9/19/14 12:45 AM, alshikh wrote: i wish for a for nuclear bomb to explode away in the distance of my sight

Granted, but since its a nuclear bomb you get radiated and die of radiation poisoning.

I wish there were no more bombs or missiles of any sort.

and the most viewed video when you type Scotland Independence into Youtube. Why, Groundskeeper Willie of course. The comment section has even become an informal debating space on the issue. You're a weird place sometimes, internet.

At 9/16/14 10:30 AM, Deshiel wrote: I guess its ok.

original size 1920x1080

It's fine, but a little crowded. I would have liked ot see more white space between your name and the border. Also, I'd like to see the reds on the border be a little better blended between the light and the dark reds. It's kind of stark, between the light and the dark parts and I think it would look nicer if it went from dark to light more gradually.

At 9/17/14 12:13 AM, DarkMatter wrote: I bet you somewhere out there there is a kid, who is only 17, and is capable of building a better ship with 10 million.

I sure hope so. With the amount of money it costs to even shoot the cheapest ship into space with a human being on it, it would cost the net worth of the entire world to move a small city of them into space. That's not exactly a great way to start branching out into other planets, which I'm kind of hoping happens in my lifetime. Humanity could use a nice distraction, and what better one than the entire universe?

At 9/17/14 03:22 PM, Boomstick wrote: Elderly people are falling in highamounts

I'm not sure if it is the graininess or the expression, but that picture is very disturbing.

I think that fact that people become more frail as they age is a good argument for why people shouldn't live alone, especially as they get older. If you get hurt and its just you, you could easily die from something that would be a simple matter if someone could get you help. People probably aren't meant to live alone, even though it is becoming more and more common.

At 9/18/14 03:33 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
Doesn't this depend on what one finds "desirable"?

Doesn't what one finds desirable depend on what one finds desirable or whether one's language sufficiently defines a word or concept similar to the English word desirable?

At 9/19/14 12:03 AM, Quorthon wrote:
take over the world.
would you rather run around naked in public while jerking off or take shit in your mouth?

I guess I'd choose option two, since I'm pretty sure option 1 would result in a jail sentence, where something far worse than option 2 could occur. At least I don't have to swallow it in option 2. These would you rathers are getting sicker by the post.

Anyway, would you rather never take a bath again or never wipe your ass again?

Well, since Politics is no fun without gambing I propose the following wager. I wager What No will win by at least 1 full point, so 49.5 to 48.5 or any wider margin. If I lose I will not post in any forum topic for the next week. If I win, whoever is willing to wager me promises to do the same. Any takers?

At 9/18/14 01:02 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote:

At 9/17/14 02:08 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 9/17/14 01:53 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote: I love your signature. :)

Aqua watermelons sounds like a very refreshing beverage.

Why, thank you. It's a gimmick I made up after playing the Pyrogon game Super Fruit Frolic!, which can be found on their website.
One more before we go

Your user icon looks so refreshing that it literally caused me to go and eat a piece of cantaloupe.

I have exactly 40 tabs open right now. I'm doing research and they really tend to pile up pretty quickly.

At 9/18/14 12:54 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted. Soon you're sick of it beyond words, but you just can't stop it.

I wish to take on Stevie Wonder in an archery competition.

Granted, but he shoots you through both eyes since he's bind and can't see where the target is. Now you're blind too.

I wish that I would never die.

At 9/18/14 12:50 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/18/14 11:54 AM, SentForMe wrote: Would you rather live in a world where there were no problems or live in a world where you rule?

A world without problems. I'm too much of a communist to want to rule over anything.

Would you rather chop your dick off or have NG shut down?

I rather have NG shut down, because there is no way I am donating my manhood for this site. That is way over the line.

Would you rather find true love or $12 million?

I try to stick with the 3 meals a day at regular intervals. It keeps my energy up and allows me to get more work done during the day. I try for Breakfast at 6 am, Lunch at 12 pm, and dinner and 6 pm. or as close to that schedule as possible.

At 9/9/14 01:56 AM, Viper wrote:

At 9/8/14 05:57 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote: Rusko - Woo Boost

Yeah.....didn't really like that. Sounded like a bunch of noise.

Fu Manchu - Hotdoggin

I had my music player running on random and I got this song Ray Charles - Georgia On My Mind. It is oh so mellow and a little sad.

At 9/10/14 02:58 AM, PyroGreg wrote: Who are we to interfere in nature? Nature always balances itself out in the end.

You're kidding, right? We're constantly interfering in nature. Why not try to mitigate at least of our interference for our own benefit? After all, if its all part of nature and so are we, why not act?

Some people have stereotypical views about Australians, especially if they've never met one of us.

We don't all like Fosters and wrestle crocodiles. We don't only eat barbecue and Vegemite. We don't all wear those weird hats and pepper our language with absurd amounts of slang. We don't all have tans and we don't all live in the desert or on the beach. Also, while there is a higher concentration of animals that can kill you around here, unless you hang around the outback a lot the chances of being hurt by any one of them is very small. Also, while it doesn't snow everywhere it does snow some places enough to have ski resorts. Alright, I'm done.

I watched the first Twilight with my girl. It's not a bad movie if you take it all with a grain of salt. There was just enough logical inconsistency to make it kind of funny, at least for me.

I'm going to go with too soon, at least on that one.

At 9/5/14 08:23 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: If you're ever reduced to using Lysol to wipe, please for the love of god don't wipe too hard. My ass apparently hardened up overnight and it was crusty all day.

Always look for toilet paper before you take a shit. Trust me, it's worth the two seconds.

By the way, if this ever happens again paper towels, paper, newspaper, or a damp rag will do the job just fine. Whatever you wind up using though, it would be best to throw it out and never use it again. Bits of clothing work too, even some leaves would do the trick.

The 1980's version of Flash Gordon is a wonderfully terrible movie, especially if you're drunk. All the bright colors and Queen music certainly helps too.

Flash A Ah!