This thread is an elaborate cock joke in disguise, I know it.

Ummm I'm always meatless.

At 11/20/09 05:31 PM, Tykwa wrote: Virginity is not having intercourse.

As in, Anal Oral or Vaginal intercourse.

Depends on how you want to define it. I know a lot of lesbians who "still have their v-card" just because they haven't had a dick in them. Plenty of people only count vaginal intercourse. In my mind, there's anal virginity, virginity(vaginal intercourse), and oral doesn't even count lol.

Authoritative I figure.
But on their 16th, 17th, or 18th bday, I'm getting em weed and smoking up with them.

Ewww! That is so gross!

Mostly. I've looked back on some stuff that was just joking around though.

Everyone. Because we're all smart in different ways and on different subjects.

Adorable!!! Congrats Sanjay!!!

Oh my god wow. Fairly Oddparents is good and all, but reading the shows you watch really made me feel old!
Read more books, kid!

garsh you little whippersnappers these days!

I can't imagine you went that long without!!
I wouldn't wear jeans as a kid. I'd only wear pants or dresses because I didn't like the way the jeans felt, all constricting and stiff and stuff lol. Now they're pretty much all I wear.

I doubt we're even mentally and emotionally ready as a society to handle some of the technology we have now. And I'm sure it's been the same in the past as well.

At 11/19/09 08:34 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: They also strangle themselves to get high.

Natives spray lysol on bread and eat it lol.

Why can't they just stick to weed?

You should have reported him to social services instead of fighting violence with violence. But your heart was in the right place. I hope the boy doesn't have it to hard, his dad sounds like a loon.

I notice you posting often, but I don't really know anything about you beyond that.You're a respectable fellow.

I love all the nerds on here!!

including myself!

At 11/19/09 12:11 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: Woopitidy fucking who?

Who the hell comes into a birthday thread and says that?? You say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, damn it!!

At 11/19/09 12:20 AM, theshadowwolf wrote: Movies
Tea
Music

My behavior, sorta....

Replace movies with books, and we could hang out EVERY NIGHT!!!
lol

I wanna do that!!

At 11/18/09 11:34 PM, Sportsboy wrote: My thoughts exactly. Or cutting up food like sausage that you might accidentally mistake for something else.

Walking around nude to annoy people is not nice. Normal people wait until they have the house to themselves.

At 11/18/09 12:28 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 11/18/09 12:12 PM, PaNicATtaCk64 wrote: What do you guys think? Progressive, patronizing, or just really funny...

I think it's one of the most stupidest things I've ever witnessed.

Agreed. And lol two are twins, one is white the other is black...little unlikely. :P

At 11/18/09 11:20 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Well I'm sorta dating a guy now. Not really sure if I like him yet, but I'm having fun :3

Yay!

Stuffed mushrooms
pumpkin pie
sweet potato pie
sweet potatoes
corn
bread and rolls
stuffing
sometimes some type of tofurkey stuff
squash
cooked carrots

Happy birthday Max, you'll always be my corpse bride!!

Perhaps I should be more careful!!

I loooooove celery. Radishes are alright.

Our beloved little Max has a birthday today!! Wish this saucy little Aussie a good one!!

Wow, that's pretty intense!

Imagine if they printed that on the box!

At 11/17/09 06:24 PM, EpicFail wrote: Sensationalism is the only female who matters on Newgrounds, oh how I love her!

Awww you're too kind!!! I love you too, Tom!! ;)

If you're chosen career doesn't require a college certificate, there's really no need for it.
It can be fun if the classes interest you and the social part can be fun too.
Doesn't matter what you do after high school, so long as it makes you happy.

At 11/17/09 09:59 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I'd really like to change my real life name to Ryan, well, it is my middle name, but I want people to start calling me Ryan.

Pffft Matthew is a much cooler name than Ryan!!

At 11/17/09 03:00 PM, Evark wrote: Personally, I find brie to be absolutely vile, but that doesn't mean I'd remove it from the classification of 'cheese'. No more than I'd like to see coors light lose it's label as 'beer'.

Lol, I'm drinking coors light right now!

Duude my state is like the cheese state!!!
But uhhh yeah mozzarella's good and I guess brick was alright. I'm not crazy about the stuff. Muenster's okay too.