At 10/10/08 06:34 PM, GrandfatherClock wrote: i like how none of you believe me when it's 100% true

Because it's so irrelevant that it's more fun if it's not true.

Arkansas is one of the few states that doesn't have a lottery.

So no.

At 10/10/08 06:18 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: It's called an imagination

Or synesthesia.

Who?

At 10/10/08 10:03 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Sounds like someone is PERFECT for the swinger scene.

Ok, I know you might not believe this, but there are REAL couples (ie, not just in the movies) that want you to watch them having sex. Romantic sex. While you masturbate.

A LOT of these people are actually hot, too. No joke, no bullshit. You just need to be more socially active and go looking for your local swinger scene. That's why there's not a lot of this kind of porn... It's something you don't need to have mass produced, because you can get the personal touch.

Let's just say that I'm not sexually comfortable enough for the swinger scene. It's an interesting suggestion though.

At 10/10/08 04:38 PM, SaveTheWorld wrote: What??! Really? this is the best thing you have to talk about in your life? Romantic porn? Get a girlfriend.

Because only single men look at porn.

The desire for "nice" porn can be even stronger when you're with someone. Naughty porn can make you feel low.

At 10/10/08 04:11 PM, dalmo wrote: Oh you hopeless romantic you! Just search for some softcore porn then that usually has a story line.

But I still like the actual hardcore acts, so softcore isn't satisfying enough.

Its kinda funny its like saying. Yeah I like porn... But only the classy stuff.

Yeah, that's it :)

At 10/10/08 07:23 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Newgrounds, how should I talk to this girl?

With a British accent.

At 10/10/08 07:28 AM, Aurion wrote: Porn is not making love. Porn is just commercial maked up shit. It isn't even real so don't expect love making.

I don't expect it, but I desire it.

At 10/10/08 07:23 AM, Misterfrogbattle wrote: Some amateur porn works.

Yeah, but there sure is a lot of junk to sift through (poor lighting, angles, ugos, etc.). Need to find a good connection for that.

At 10/10/08 07:28 AM, dilson wrote: What're the chances of finding a left handed semi-acoustic/archtop? I live in Melbourne australia.
Would they be avaliable in guitar stores?

You know you're better off just checking yourself.

What gets me is how the main security feature of credit cards is your signature.

But nobody ever fucking checks that. Hell, most people don't even have a signature on the back of their card.

Entirely relevent Flash.

Popular on the Internet

At 10/10/08 06:41 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote: Well, there's those porn movies which have actual storylines and such.

Porn that has real, actual storylines are amazing (and is another rare fetish of mine). But most "stories" are simply setups (which is sometimes better than nothing).

I'd pay good money for porn that has a story so good that it works without the porn scenes and is hot enough to get me off.

At 10/10/08 06:42 AM, elementell wrote: It's called ecichi.

Ecchi is generally softcore.

And while certain hentai help me get this romantic craving that I seek, I also need porn with real people. This is where the trouble is.

At 10/10/08 06:42 AM, Lare wrote: So, you like porn that involves kissing? Okay.

Not necessarily. It's just a pretty good indication that the couple actual might care for one another.

At 10/10/08 06:43 AM, darknessdweller wrote: You mean, marital sex that a married couple has when they want children?

You know, I never thought about it, but it might be interesting to watch a sex scene that led to conception. Weird, but interesting.

I like romantic porn.

Why is it so difficult to find porn where the people actually are, you know, making love? Sure, the "you're a filthy little slut and I'm going to fuck your brains out" porn has it's charm, but it gets tiresome when that's the majority of shit out there. Sometimes I just want to fap to something that gives me hope for humanity. Sometimes, I don't want to feel dirty. You know, the kind of sex people are suppose to have.

Seriously, how often do you see porno where the couple even kisses? It's a shame really.

Maybe I don't know where to look. But there sure don't seem to be many hardcore (softcore erotica doesn't count), pornographic videos around. Maybe I just need to figure out the right search term.

I dunno, it's just something that's bothered me for a while now.

At 10/10/08 03:05 AM, Gagsy wrote: Gay orgy.

Awww, I'd give you attention.

It's like being part of a clique, but on the Internet.

I made a news post about this last year.

TomFulp says:
"Stamper actually made a bunch of those but he wasn't happy with any of them being the best one, so we never added it."

So don't hold your breath.

That's just fucking weird. I only rarely have that problem, but I fully relate to half of the selections there. Not necessarily because I fell asleep, but I have had the menus for Arrested Development, Knocked Up, Terminator 2, Harry Potter 3, and Shuan of the Dead loop for longer than they should have.

I think I've only truly fallen asleep during a film less than five times.

At 10/10/08 04:48 AM, altr wrote: There is no emoticon to display my fist, which is raised in much anger.

KUYASHIIIIIIIIII!

At 10/9/08 10:32 PM, FRATBOYD wrote:

At 10/9/08 09:59 PM, Dragonmas121 wrote: The camel spider isnt a real spider. Its a type of scorpion

but scorpians are arachnids, which have eight legs. correct?

They're actually not scorpions or spiders but have their own order of Solifugae.

Varies by state.

In Arkansas, age of consent is 16, but with a maximum of a 3 year age gap between the two parties (until 18).

After having worked at a pizza place so long, I'm really getting fucking sick of pizza.

Ugh.

I'm told the eventual downfall
Is just a bill from the restaurant
You told me I could order the moon, babe
Just as long as as I shoot what I want
What the last ten minutes have taught me
Bet the hand that your money's on
Where the hell have the 70's brought me?
You traded me away long gone

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

The time that your enemy gives you
Good times are not the ones you want
I've cried five rivers on the way here
Which one will you stay away on?
The tune you'll be humming forever
All the words are replaced and wrong
With a shower of "Yes" and "Whatever"s
You traded me away long gone

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

Where have all sensations gone?
Where have all sensations gone?
Where have all sensations gone?
Where have all sensations gone?

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

The song
The song
The song has shaken me

The song
The song
The song has shaken me

The song
The song
The song has shaken me

The song
The song
The song has shaken me

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

For the love of a god, you say
Not a letter from an occupant

What the hell is it about?

At 10/9/08 05:16 PM, Murad136 wrote: Alright, so you want to be yourself, but your degrading other Newgrounds members, who are real people! Doesn't that make you feel like a dick?

All I can do is stare at your "your".
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
Goddamnit, I'm so fucking uptight about grammar. >:(
Anyways, no, I don't feel like a dick; I feel more like a shoulder blade.

At 10/9/08 04:40 PM, sirtom93 wrote: I dunno what "on his ticket"

Vocab lesson.

MOM GET OFF THE INTERNET I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS ALONE

I think I just heard my neighbor vomit.

On subject: uh, ranch with stuff ranch doesn't usually go with?

I'm determined to find songs that work in this damn thing.

"How to Disappear Completely" by Radiohead almost works, but too many damn "IIIIIIII"s.

At 10/9/08 04:26 PM, SeizureDog wrote: Sign-Up: 09/02/03

Holy shit I just realized it's been five years. I've spent a quarter of my life on Newgrounds.

That's kind of depressing.

#1: He's not likely to die of old age.
#2: Palin isn't on his ticket.
#3: Green party doesn't stand a chance.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.

All these little childs. Growing up. Living. So touching.

At 10/9/08 11:15 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Only weaklings get depressed.

You sir, are a failure.

But, I feel so bad for all of you.

Being so inferior. Must be hard.

At 10/9/08 11:16 AM, CherinoGears wrote: i do, but i dont judege people and blow people off, ironiclly that statment made you sound like a total asshole.

My, that is quite ironic, isn't it?