Sorry I'm late. Happy birthday!

Sometimes these "evolutionary flaws" may have some secret purpose that is extremely obscure. I just read an article for my English class from Psychology Today about the evolutionary advantage of male homosexuality. Of course, male homosexuality isn't like the sinuses that natural selection has simply failed to eliminate, but similar.

"Finding the Switch" from Psychology Today

I don't understand. On what grounds do they charge you $18,000? For what expenses?

The last time I've been trick-or-treating, I was 14, in 8th grade. That's the only part of Halloween you can outgrow. Have parties and stuff as long as you wish.

Piss has given up his entire identity to us and therefore has ceased to exist. So have all of his personae.

Just admit that you acted dumb... it's not like you can't get new shoes another time, jeez. Oh and hey does everyone else see Sunshine having a tantrum?

One thing's for sure. Physical activity won't make you sick.

Even before you get real sick (if you do), drink lots of water and sleep a lot, which will really help you fight off any sickness right away.

At 10/13/09 11:43 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Happy birthday, SITD.

Hope you like what I'm about to give you.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
was a pretty cool guy.
He invented bifocals.

D'awwww
I love you hot loads. This is my favorite <3

Poo, that was mean, Jonas.

At 10/13/09 03:14 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: Well, dick move by me for giving away the end of Time Cfuk to SITD. I was gonna go to bed anyway, so I guess this benefits me.

Didn't I ask like five times, not to do that? Even if you weren't there when I said that, that was a dick move. I'm going to kick you like four times when I see you and I'm moderator.

I wonder if I'm not going to be modded now. A bunch of pansies, you are, if you don't believe in due punishment of such actions.

Hey all you people
Go into that room that I made instead of sleeping

Shit. Now is a bad time for this.

Nice idea. I feel confident all will go fine.

You know what would be very neat? If there was a graphical representation of the scouting tree. Not with names, just so you could see how it grew and how much like the branches of a tree it was. is.
That's such a geeky thing to want to see. But I do.

clear yout cache

At 9/24/09 11:02 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: This has been mentioned in this thread a number of times, yet I still feel the need to reiterate it in bold caps: DELETE YOUR COOKIES AND CACHE BEFORE ENTERING THE ROOM IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING THE ERRORS.

Alpha and Omega! This has never happened to me before. I can't find how to do this in the latest reincarnation of Firefox.

I feel like an idiot. I can't figure out a program's interface. I guess I'll look it up in "Help".

Arrrrgh, we still be in this room here.

http://stickam.com/member/loadChatRoom.d o?roomId=1323328

Well, as long as you're not convinced that all of our children are going to be kidnapped if we don't monitor them constantly.

Is there much you can do to influence a paranoid state of mind? I guess I wouldn't know.

At 9/17/09 01:20 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: So Elias yells out, "THE CAKE IS A LIE"

He sounds like a dork.
He is probably big-headed (lolpun), and your classmates are too immature to realize that creepy isn't the misfit who thinks he's bein' a real funny joker by messing with everyone, it's the one whose strung out on cocaine and carries a knife.

At 9/17/09 01:15 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Tl;DR schools do NOT have your best interests in mind.

Moar like, public schools are too much of entangled bureaucratic messes run by lame sheep following backwards orders. :/

You should definitely fight for the AP class. I'm sorry I didn't say it before. If you have an interest in it, it's important because AP tests are often polled as the NUMBER-ONE factor on which colleges decide whether to admit applicants, or close to it. First come, first serve is a shitty policy when it comes to AP classes. This isn't a semester-long Fashion Marketing class, it's a core class, and an important one at that.

Creating a convincing British accent when you're American is more difficult than it seems. It involves using different parts of your mouth and manipulating air in a different way that requires practice. I guess you only have to really nail it if you're trying to be professional or convincing to actual Brits.

Yeah, NJHS is meaningless. I was invited and inducted and at least I attended over 75% of meetings and completed my- only 10!- required hours of community service. However if you didn't show up to meetings or do service or have all A's like you were supposed to, no one cared. At my school.

But seriously, it's not like NHS. It doesn't mean anything.

ALSO, you're fucking busted for pretending you were in the 11th grade, buddy. Are you trying to cover up the fact that you're 13, or are you trying to cover up the fact that you are 12?

Okkervil River's Black Sheep Boy, because William Schaff is fantastic. It always seems like there's something else to see on this cover.

This thread leaves me with two questions.
1. How does blurred vision cause you to impulsively stick random objects in your mouth?
and 2. Are you not aware that Alka-Seltzer is supposed to be consumed?

...and 3. Did you eat the WHOLE thing?

At 9/17/09 12:48 AM, Bolo wrote: I never even took the class, and I got a five on the AP exam for US History. The easiest AP exam I ever took in my high school years. You can honestly not study at all and still pass that exam, given, of course, that you aren't a complete fucking idiot

Yeah, that's bullshit, and I fully expect that you entirely made it up. For the record, the 2009 AP US History test had a pass rate of 53%, one of the lower rates compared to all tests. I'm sure that (conservatively) over 95% of testers took the course. I guess you could teach yourself the material using a quality textbook and College Board, but you had better be thorough. I took an AP history exam last year- World, not United States- and review materials/test prep were not a substitute for the course.

Bolo best be trollin'.

I am a huge fan of cheese! I love Parmiggiano Reggiano like Gianfri, and also Camembert, which is an awful lot like Brie but even more amazing, and there's this mild bleu cheese downstairs in the fridge which is my favorite bleu cheese ever, and I like sheep's milk cheese from the Basque region of Spain/France, and I like all sorts of cheeses! I love fresh mozzarella and goat cheese too and feta cheese in brine.

I love cheese and I'm fortunate enough to live where I can visit this cheese case in Central Market.

Hey, liteice, people are mad at you not because you joked around about someone's misfortune and deep personal traumas, it's because you're perpetuating society's habit to poke fun at those who are institutionalized. You're rubbing in their face the stigma and refusal to understand that they, and others with whom they empathize, encounter continually. That's why they seem more mad than you think they should.

At 9/12/09 07:12 PM, simon wrote: What? Some movies are very depressing and tearful, Distric 9 however, was not one.

I agree with simon. The characters weren't developed enough for me to feel that bad about them. The idea is that if some character is having something bad happen to them, I feel empathy because I like them and know them, but I didn't get that far. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the movie.

At 9/12/09 05:16 PM, STEM wrote: It was a nice allegory for the living conditions and racism that happens in South Africa,

Just to clear it up, an allegory is the manifestation of an intangible idea, feeling, or emotion such as love, God, or brutality, as a concrete character or other element in a story. A symbol is the representation of a concrete idea like apartheid with another concrete idea.

Merriam-Webster.com says of the word allegory:
1 : the expression by means of symbolic fictional figures and actions of truths or generalizations about human existence; also : an instance (as in a story or painting) of such expression

I haven't been to a school dance since 7th grade. There's not people at my school I with whom I'd like to go to the dance (gr?), and I would be bothered by the other kids acting stupid and the music being a bunch of Top 40 hits and that gross junk that is today's rap music. So no dances for me. Also I have two dresses but idk if they're the kind that you wear to Homecoming. I've never been so I don't know what is worn.

No one knows me very well. It's pretty lonely.