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Author Search Results: 'secretivecucumber'

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None

Topic: If you could have any pokemon...

Posted: 07/31/09 08:16 AM

Forum: General

At 7/31/09 08:13 AM, ToxicYell wrote:
Mega douche? Uh, ok...if thats what you wanna call it?
I actually thought I was being fairly nice to people.
Compared to others I mean.
And I put smilies because its a habit.
Just like people say "lol" every other word.
Squirtle qould be fun to have =]
And uh...eww to the Lickitung use xD

My dick would end up 5 inches longer after having a lickiting ^o^


2.

None

Topic: If you could have any pokemon...

Posted: 07/31/09 07:50 AM

Forum: General

At 7/31/09 07:39 AM, ToxicYell wrote:
At 7/31/09 02:11 AM, gamer30hrplus wrote:
At 7/30/09 11:27 PM, ToxicYell wrote:
At 7/30/09 11:11 PM, RazorTimeLordPenguin wrote:
First of all Digimon came out first then Pokemon, but we had beastformers ( a tried and failed spinoff of the Transformers.) when i was just a child. I was in JRhighshool when Digimon came out. i was 18 when i found out pokemon came out. They are not much alike. i remenmber Monster Rancher from when i was in school
First of all, I said drop the subject =]
Do some research and you'll find that your wrong.

I want to stab people that act as smug as you. Seriously, your uppity way of putting smilies after being a mega douche and trying to make yourself look all good makes me want to falcon kick an infant so far into the air I score in a game of Quidditch.

Back to the topic, I would NEED a fucking Squirtle. Always my fave pokemon. Or Lickitung for the sexual pleasures ;)


3.

Elated

Topic: Help name an australian owned produ

Posted: 07/08/09 12:38 AM

Forum: General

OK, so here's the deal: my sister's best friend has designed a new type of shoe. It's basically got the bottom of the shoe, and you can buy set of tops for it. It will be mainly aimed and kids, but if it takes off they will make interchangeable formal ones and maybe even high heels. They already have a big company backing them (they WERE going to go with Pacific Brands, but they moved offshore) and here's where you come in: They need a name! Try to keep it australian, and let your imagination go wild!


4.

None

Topic: I Eat The Pussy.

Posted: 06/25/09 05:02 AM

Forum: General

What the shitting fuck flippers?


5.

Shouting

Topic: You're No Longer Aloud To Call Us..

Posted: 06/25/09 04:28 AM

Forum: General

You do realise that Australia is mostly populated by families that have come from other countries, so you guys can just dump your fatties on us :O


6.

Resigned

Topic: Yay! Free Mmorpg... Nah

Posted: 06/24/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

I've played most of the games I see ads for here, and they're all pretty good. Especially Duels, but it's text-based. Maplestory is fun too :D
:Right?


7.

Goofy

Topic: Favourite Music?

Posted: 06/23/09 09:11 AM

Forum: General

Just wondering what your favourite music is. IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE (OR IS IN THE WRONG SECTION) JUST DELETE IT.

Right now I'm stuck between MANY songs. One Winged Angel from FFVII and pretty much anything by Daft Punk (One More Time, Robot Rock, Digital Love, Harder Better Faster Stronger, etc.)

kekekekeke


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None

Topic: Most Bloody Game Evar

Posted: 06/22/09 08:01 AM

Forum: Video Games

Prototype. Gotta love throwing someone into the air, then using a tentacle to smash their skull into the pavement, while you "consume" them. Off topic, but I played through about 3 mission entirely as an old lady.


9.

None

Topic: I'm Starting An Nz/australian Clan.

Posted: 06/22/09 07:57 AM

Forum: Video Games

I've got castle crashers, halo 3, cod 4+5, but I can't hold up on the playing every 3 days thing though. Also, how the fuck does Fallout 3 multiplayer work?


10.

None

Topic: Dust-Off

Posted: 06/22/09 07:40 AM

Forum: General

Why the fuck would you even try that?


11.

None

Topic: Go back in time

Posted: 06/22/09 07:32 AM

Forum: General

I would tell myself not to go on Droidz. Thus I would never see the thread on NG, find ED from here. Read ED learn about /b/, 4chan etc. and when trying to ask out Kelsey, don't just squeal in a corner.


12.

None

Topic: Talkin' 'bout your generation

Posted: 06/22/09 07:28 AM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 07:26 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:
At 6/22/09 07:24 AM, secretivecucumber wrote: Good to see there are lots of ausfags around here :D
there are lots of ausfags around here :D
lots of ausfags around
ausfags
Excuse me sir, do you know where you are?

SHIT

Apologies, my mistake.


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None

Topic: Dust-Off

Posted: 06/22/09 07:27 AM

Forum: General

Huh?


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None

Topic: Talkin' 'bout your generation

Posted: 06/22/09 07:24 AM

Forum: General

At 6/22/09 07:22 AM, Podburrys wrote:
At 6/22/09 07:19 AM, secretivecucumber wrote: I don't even touch channel 10...
Good news; BB was axed last year. No doubt Gretel's telling giving Channel 10 an ass wave. :P

OH YEAH PRAISE THE LORDY LORD LORD!

Good to see there are lots of ausfags around here :D


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Topic: Talkin' 'bout your generation

Posted: 06/22/09 07:19 AM

Forum: General

I don't even touch channel 10, I lost all hope after they wouldn't let go of Big Brother. IMO it isn't better than Good News Week, but the assholes at school are always like "OMFGGGGGGGGG ITS SO FUNNAYYYYYYYYYYY YOU SHULD CHECVK IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"


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None

Topic: Spam flash doing weird things.

Posted: 06/22/09 07:17 AM

Forum: General

Send a link to the offending flash?


17.

None

Topic: double exp week

Posted: 06/22/09 07:16 AM

Forum: General

This is NOT Halo 3.


18.

Beaten

Topic: Describe Your Last Orgasm...

Posted: 06/21/09 09:37 AM

Forum: General

Shrek?


19.

None

Topic: Yahoo! Answers: Stupid Questions

Posted: 06/21/09 09:23 AM

Forum: General

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?
qid=20090621062153AAKkVda

Yeah, I posted it. Waiting for fucking hilarious answers.


20.

Elated

Topic: Most Annoying ways to wake someone!

Posted: 06/21/09 08:39 AM

Forum: General

Get some friends over and pull off an arabian facemask (balls fucking ALL OVER their face) or arabian earmuffs if your nuts are that long.


21.

Mad as Hell

Topic: iGod

Posted: 06/21/09 08:28 AM

Forum: General

I think I won the game?

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yup
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
suck my pen0r
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
So will you be on the receiving end?
God:
How can I help you? I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be on the receiving end.


22.

Shouting

Topic: I Was Taken By Aliens

Posted: 06/21/09 07:04 AM

Forum: General

zomfg, can you please also get them to abduct me? I've always believed in aliens, but I was never sure if they actually came down to Earth or anything. You sound like a pretty good guy, so I believe you! I think I've had a very "unnatural" past. The night before I was born my mum had a dream of a eerily beautiful child and bright light all around it (a common sign of abduction) and had some blurry memory (she's still a bit fuzzy on it) of strange looking people cutting her stomach and at the end saying "It's today." Throughout my life I have always been fascinated by aliens and after I started reading up I realized through my life I have always had the most common symptoms. One day I woke up with a foot long (healed over) cut on my back. My shit is really fucked up.


23.

Happy

Topic: how i met your mother...

Posted: 05/01/09 11:19 PM

Forum: General

I like the way he goes into the most detail about him and his friend's sex lives to his children :)


24.

Shouting

Topic: Animal Crossing Home to Pedos?

Posted: 03/17/09 05:55 PM

Forum: General

Great, so now pedos are walking all over my town? Shit. I'll go hit them with my net >:C


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Topic: Having a massive boaby

Posted: 03/17/09 05:50 AM

Forum: General

Sadly I cannot say that I can't have sex because of the massive size of my penis.


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Topic: Is videogames dangerous?

Posted: 03/17/09 05:46 AM

Forum: General

I play alot.
I draw the line when it says "You have been online for 11 hours. We suggest you take a break."
I honestly don't believe it is the game's fault. Seriously, there hasto be something wrong with someone in the first place for them to play a game and get influenced to do something stupid.


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Topic: Games you're looking forward to?

Posted: 03/17/09 05:43 AM

Forum: Video Games

[PROTOTYPE]
CoDWaW DLC
New behemoth game?

That's it for now, but prototype made me cream myself the first time I saw it.


28.

None

Topic: GTA Chinatown wars qs!

Posted: 03/17/09 05:41 AM

Forum: Video Games

As far as I know it isn't even out yet, buddy. Try searching through google.


29.

None

Topic: MadWorld for wii

Posted: 03/17/09 05:37 AM

Forum: Video Games

I love my wii but I honestly have no trust in Nintendo to makje any more good games. If they made a new Pikmin (not the wii version of the original, I mean) my pants would rip into another dimension.


30.

Crying

Topic: Luis is almost level 3

Posted: 03/17/09 04:56 AM

Forum: General

You can take away Luis' lollipop but you can't take the Luis out of the lollipop. Wait, what? I think I stuffed that up... Anyway, he better not level up or he won't be cool anymore :(

Aw, heck. He'll always be cool!


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