The Latest submission RSS feed will be fucking great! It will really help me get my blams and saves up now.

Hey wacky, are you planning to add on to the toolbar in the future? Like a remote login thing or something?

At 6/2/09 11:45 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: WAIT!!!!!

What have you become? Have we all forgotten? Can we not remember what it's like to kick Bowser's fat ass? To save Princess Zelda? To destroy Robotnik's lab? To shoot the fuck out of everything in sight with megaman's gun?

These games are classic! They are our broken childhood. Maybe they cannot live up to today's standards. And maybe they are old. But you must not forget, that there once was a time that these were the best things in the world, and we couldn't imagine life without them. From the NES to the wii they have stood by us. I think it's time we show them some respect, and say a tearful goodbye.

I agree the old games were good but the new ones are getting old and suck big fat Hawaiian cock. I hate going out and buying recycled shit from 9tendo and getting fucked up the ass when I play the games. I mean Red Steel was by Nintendo and it sucked ass. There were vagina balls and geishas everywhere but you couldn't have sex with them, no sir ree. I quite remember a time when I bought a Wii not but 2 years ago and I put in a game thinking it was going to be fun and I ended up cutting my wrists and being sent to the ER.

I thought the NG toolbar is pretty awesome. How are you making money from this though?

I went back through my old game Hitman 2 and I found this song I really like on this level where you go into the embassy and the guy is playing a song on the piano. Do you know what it is called? In this movie.

When are you making jerk off monsters.

What are you doing for clockday Tom?

Yeah Son it is clockday!!!

i found it guyz dont worry anymore !!!!

It has come to my attention that the Clock Crew servers are down, at first I thought it was my browser fucking up but I actually got through to the main page where it displays server functions. Both servers could not be found. I think a thunderstorm might have power out to both servers. But this inspired thought, what if a really fun website's HQ servers were out of power, like Newgrounds. Actually I also thought that if all servers were down in the world there would be no internet.

okay, I might join PM me if you have room please.

Some times women where them for other guys and not you. Also just drum on them and say you were trying to comunicate with the next town over.

Your girlfriend isn't that cheap.

At 2/14/07 09:48 PM, Soldjah wrote: Today actually. I was doing my thing, and my Mom comes in to tell me something, pants were completely off. I was really into it. Didn't even notice she was there; until she cleared her throat. She told me to call me work to see what time I was working. She just acted like nothing happened. Awkwardness proceeded on the drive to work.

What the fuck is she blind? Or did you squirt her in the eye or something?

This totally deserves to be level 5000000000

Wish I had a PS3 but I am stuck with a gay Nintendo Wii.

At 7/22/08 01:23 AM, thdrkside wrote: You know what? The clock crew sucks, they have always sucked, I hated them from the very first time I saw one of their animations. Why anyone would want to watch them or even allow them to stay on newgrounds is beyond me, I dont know what I hate more: The terrible animation, the crappy computerised voicing, the terrible humor, or the way so many clock animations show penises. The clock crew are an abomination and deserve to be banned.

lol, you are a total internet poser, you think it is cool to be hate a crew millions of people love. I just think that is funny. That you are on Newgrounds, have no flash and think you have any room to talk.

Is her face on them or something?

So you live with your mom and beat up little kids. You are such a success. Maybe you could start throwing dogs off cliffs.

I like this alot, good actionscripting. You should see if Tom or Wade will put it in the downlaods.

Sandy Vagina oh yeah.

That is really cool, hopefully I can come down to the Comic Con somewhere down the road. Hopfully I am much better at flash then.

Which one is the Egoraptor and which one is RTL?

Sometimes it depends if you try to have sex with her and she figures you are wearing Star Trek Whitey Tightys.

Hell yeah, I'm 4th Degree Master Mason

Wow this is high quality BBS material right here. Please bring in the clowns.

At 7/25/08 01:21 AM, Lagatag wrote: Alternatively, slip something "special" in her drink.

D4te r4pisssssst

I do get off alot when on the BBS it is multi-tasking

He's cool and funny but if I made a flash the quality of his a bunch of Noob reviewers would say stupid shit about it. His animation style isn't bad and the sound is usually pretty good and jokes are hilarious so I don't know why people always bitch about him.

It is Tom Fulp's older brother who lives in Perkaside PA, their is a submission about his wife in the flash portal. Wade is the admin. Also this is what I am talking about.

It looks really bad, they couldn't even make a decent trailer.