At 9/4/08 08:54 AM, AlxEllis wrote: LEARN TO TYPE MATE

I know how to type, it is just my keyboard that is fail.

It is funny how they are always fighting and days away from getting a divorce until I start a problem,and then they are the best couple in the world.

So she is stunned momentarily, and after that regains her ability to think and swings back to hit me. Now I am by no way strong, but I am taller than her, and she is a tad chubby. I grab her wrists to stop her from hitting me, and she screams obscenities at me. After around a 15 second struggle, she screams to my stepdad "SCOTT I NEED YOU!"
I struggled with her for about five seconds until he FLYS up the stairs behind me, and pushes me into a table and then pushes me into the living room. There he stands, and my mom is in the kitchen. We just stand there and breathe really heavily for maybe 20 seconds.

Then he starts to yell at me, how can I call mother those things, etc. Then i start screaming at him, he is a fucking hypocrit and he has called her things 100 times worse then what I have ever done.

She goes downstairs my stepdad threatens to hit me, and then goes to brainwash my crying sister against me. I go to my room and go to bed.

Just as a forewarning, if it looks like my space bar is not working, it is because I am not allowed on the computer, so I have to use a sticky Keyboard.

My grandmother and mother have never gotten along. So last night I had finished dinner, and was getting another glass of milk from the fridge, when my mom goes "Your Grandmother is a stupid cunt..."

She says this constantly, and for some reason that was the time that just pissed me the fuck off. I kind of mutter fuck you loud enough for her to hear, and she says 'what did you say...?'

The waymy kitchen is layed out, the fridge door barely scrapes misses the counter. She gets up and walks up to the other side of the door, when I lean over it and get into her face and scream as hard as I possible can "YOU DON'T FUCKING TALKING ABOUT MY GRAN DMOTHER LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

At that point, i lean back and shut the fridge door, then get closer. Now I remember that when I got right inches from her face and screamed, I saw fear in her eyes.
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This same topic has been done a hundred times.

At 9/1/08 02:33 AM, gibleto wrote:

What is some major achievement you've attained?

7 Day Survivor. It was a bitch to get.

Ohio Blue Angels> All other Blue Angels :P

Is that like when you stay completely static and do not blink or anything, and your brain begins to shake inside your head(or it looks like your head is rocking up and down crazy fast) even though it is perfectly still?

I fucking love doing that.

Anyone else go today?

At 8/31/08 11:49 AM, Dalario wrote: Let it grow, then you will have a boneblade coming out of your arm ! You will be like a x-men but in real life ! :D

If i don't get it fixed, that may be what happens, but to a lesser extent.

Yes, it is funnier if bleeped.

At 8/31/08 09:43 AM, doberman7 wrote:

At 8/31/08 09:41 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

They're is the odd crazy black guy in the film, but name one film there isnt?

Romeo and juliet.

I watched it in my english lesson, and there is nobody black in it

The one where you see Juliet's tittys? I love that movie.

I am going to try to get surgery to stop the other side from growing so it will even out, but then that wrist will be a bit shorter than the other side.

I broke it last summer, and had the cast taken off around this time last year. Well all was well and good until I started feeling pain in it when it was bent at odd angles a few months ago. I got it X-rayed last week and I have an extremely rare complication. Since it was the Growth Plate that broke, and the human wrist pivots off of two bones, the side of the bone that broke clear across fused together at the point where it grows, while the other side did not so it is still growing normally.

This is extremely rare, and the doctor said that he has only seen this one other time in 17 years.

here is my shitty ms paint illustration

Ok, Fag.

Oh wait...

At 8/14/08 05:55 PM, Dog-meat wrote: Please, remember we Canada are part of North America, please specify, as in the United States of America.

America.
Canada.

Might as well be the same country, we are so god damn similar.

At 8/19/08 10:44 PM, davisev5225 wrote:

At 8/19/08 10:39 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Gemmy tits.

This one should be interesting.....

That's right, bitch. I'm a mother fucking bunny?

Wanna fight about it?!

At 8/19/08 10:42 PM, agustana wrote:

At 8/19/08 10:36 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: ha ha mosquitoe bites

Hey. Your edick just grew like 3.5 inches. How awesome.

Is it finally big enough to insert into your pussy, or do I still need moar post count +1?

Gemmy tits.

At 8/19/08 10:33 PM, agustana wrote:

At 8/19/08 10:27 PM, Notpedobear wrote:

At 8/19/08 10:26 PM, agustana wrote: JamokeWithTits.

2/10

Not agustana, not funny.

How about you give us a picture of your flat chest so we can put some actual tits on it?

Shit just flew right over your fucking head. Duck and cover.

ha ha mosquitoe bites

Baby ruth, I like the nuts.

I need to imbed a youtube video on my userpage, but the link youtube gives does not work.

And tell me how to do it, not just guess it.

I understand. If I went to the olympics and only got third I would be pissed too.

I think they will become a title or something along the lines of National Lampoon, and they will never stop being made, no matter how unfunny they are.

So a few nights ago I sent SlashFirestorm a PM asking for a link to his adult pokemon fanfics. He quickly sent me a link, and I could have not been more excited. I was reading through one, and got a huge erection, and it was like one of the big ones that starts to hurt when your aroused enough.

I ran to the bathroom, and fapped with some handsoap. Big Mistake. Within minutes my balls FUCKING HURT! They were super sensitive to the touch, and I had to be careful how I slept because everytime I took a breath they moved.

IT TOOK TWO DAYS FOR THIS TO FINALLY STOP!

AAAAAADDDDDWWWWEEEEAAAAANNNNNNNNN!

I know the feeling.

I remember watching this movie when I was young, and it was really cool(or so I remember).

It started with people in space, or something like that. Then they crash in a pond/lake and when swimming to shore, one of them gets eaten. Then one of the others has to go back to the sinking ship to get supplies, and he is eaten.

Then they lasso a T-Rex on horseback.

help me

At 8/11/08 12:20 AM, Ender1992 wrote: I'm sexy. I get paid to be sexy.

wait

wat

At 8/10/08 08:56 PM, FailGrounds wrote:

At 8/10/08 08:55 PM, LedZabbath wrote:

At 8/10/08 08:44 PM, Acid wrote:

btw your fat

Am i REALLY that fat?

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