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Author Search Results: 'seacoastjimbo'

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1.

None

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/14/05 01:29 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/05 01:23 PM, Lionsfandude wrote: post it on www.imageshack.us so we all can see

Ok but do u have to pay for this????

because I don't have a bank acount that I'm so poor.

Just to let u all know i don't care about being poor I just hate how i look.


2.

None

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/14/05 01:25 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/05 01:20 PM, TheChaosDemon wrote: Just kill your mother and you'll soon forget it all.....forget it all.....*echo*

forget it all....

What?!?! I would hate to say this but has ur mom droped u on ur head when u were a baby???

I'm just saying this because I'm not sick just really really really ugly.


3.

None

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/14/05 01:23 PM

Forum: General

sorry i couldn't post a photo of my shelf but it dosn't use linxux.


4.

None

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/14/05 01:18 PM

Forum: General

At 6/14/05 12:08 AM, punkfuck101 wrote: Are you gonna send me a picture or not?

I did!

why u didn't get it???


5.

Thinking

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/14/05 12:06 AM

Forum: General

Umm just to give everyone a good lol i've writen a list of insult i got when i tried to ask chicks out.

freak
monster
i don't date aelins!
ET phone home!
I only date humanbeings
ahhh troll in the dungen!!!
mexacnesse go away
umm what are u?!?!
Ohh No! It's the boogie man!!!

the list can go on for hours! lol


6.

Questioning

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 11:53 PM

Forum: General

I don't know what u have been smoking but if u read everything u would know that i don't nail chicks I just scare them away!


7.

Shouting

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 11:36 PM

Forum: General

umm I was a egg that was put in a black woman and I asked doctors why I look like this and he said it had something to do with the DNA in my blood that i got from my other mom.


8.

Thinking

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 11:21 PM

Forum: General

one more thing if my real mom had given birth to me i would be 19 not 16!

I was frozen on ice for 3 years!


9.

Happy

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 11:13 PM

Forum: General

Your right right if my real mom had givin birth to me i wouldn't be as made at her.

My whole life i've been asking my shelf why couldn't my real mom just give birth to me and put me up for adoption I would be a lot happier!


10.

Shouting

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 11:08 PM

Forum: General

umm u don't know if u can belive me or not well i can email u a photo of my shelf and than u can deside if u can belive me and i warn u this photo isn't for the weak of heart!


11.

Shouting

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 11:03 PM

Forum: General

umm yes i am as u say blacknesse and i've been in jail for two years because some old lady had a heart attack and died when she saw me.

I'm just brining this up to keep the topic going.


12.

None

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 10:25 PM

Forum: General

normaly i would agree but my japanesse mom didn't give birth to me because the father broke up with her!

and i Still send angry letters to her!


13.

Shouting

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 10:23 PM

Forum: General

but still I'm so freaky looking circus freaks go WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!


14.

None

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 10:20 PM

Forum: General

well you have a point there!


15.

Thinking

Topic: Test tube babys

Posted: 06/13/05 10:19 PM

Forum: General

I made this topic as both a thing to lol about and to post opions on.

I am a test tube baby and I hate my origanal mom for what she has done to me!

My origanal mom is japanesse and the mom who gave birth to me was black and I look like a 5 foot tall cross betreen jet lee and a mexacan.

other words... I'M A FREAK BECAUSE MY JAPANESSE MOM DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO ME.

and i don't care if u want to make jokes about what i look like infact make as many as u like and besides that tell me ur opion on test tube babys.


16.

Shouting

Topic: Drunken storys!

Posted: 05/30/05 08:33 PM

Forum: General

Well tell us it!


17.

None

Topic: Drunken storys!

Posted: 05/30/05 08:28 PM

Forum: General

Umm My older brother has a drunken story simalur to stoneguy's!

My brother was at a bacherlor party and he got so drunk some chick came out of the bathroom tell everybody how my brother walked in there well she was washing her hands and he pulled down his pants and took a shit in the sink and than tried to wash his hands in the toliet.

What I don't get is why was that chick in there waching him that long!


18.

Happy

Topic: Drunken storys!

Posted: 05/30/05 05:48 PM

Forum: General

I was at one of my friends partys and I didn't know that many people there and I got really really drunk! Than I woke up seeing to chicks having lessbo sex and I had a japanesse virgin riging me. Man I will never forget that hangover!

And I don't know why but after that party I never said anything bad about Japan.

Please post a somment or story I don't care if u insult me just post something!


19.

Shouting

Topic: the best drunk story

Posted: 05/14/05 06:59 PM

Forum: General

no she wasn't it was a reglar controller that soo cheap it dosn't even wigle!


20.

None

Topic: the best drunk story

Posted: 05/14/05 06:53 PM

Forum: General

that's gross but next time my girl friend get's drunk i'm pluging her in and playing some fucking mario kart!


21.

None

Topic: the best drunk story

Posted: 05/14/05 06:48 PM

Forum: General

I know but some noob how I havn't even heard about said a lie to get the topic end only after the second page.

I'm just seeing if I could get more replies and see if anyone makes any better wise cracks.


22.

Shouting

Topic: the best drunk story

Posted: 05/14/05 06:45 PM

Forum: General

This one time I had a party and my girl friend got drunk and i brought her up stairs because she was making a sene and I had to take a leak and when i got back my game cube controler was gone I forgot she was drunk and asked her if see seen it.
than I noticed that the game cube controller cable was hanging out of her shorts and only 2 inches of the cable were sticking out.

I had alot of funny replies last time I posted this I'm hoping to get more great replies.


23.

Thinking

Topic: A great ideal for all the flash

Posted: 03/10/05 06:28 PM

Forum: General

I was thinking how it would be nice if i could download my faverite content on newgrounds but i can't get me word out alone if u would like to be able to download all the cartoons and games on newgrounds than post a reply so we all can see all the cartoons offline and to make it better make it so we have to click and add on newgrounds to download load them and make a add clicking record so we can see how much we help out this site and newgrounds could also make it a new stat in our profiles and if newgrounds dos all the thing i posted here than newgrounds would gain more income and popalerity aloowing it to grow and gain power on the net and with all the benitfits and no problems than why not make this site better?

post a reply if u want this to happen sorry that this is a long post. if u read all this than please consdider posting a replt ok=)


24.

Happy

Topic: goofy pics to lol at

Posted: 12/28/04 05:26 PM

Forum: General

ok I thought up a way to keep up the lols!
I know there are a lot of you who have funny pics so post'em
judge'em lol at them!

I think this will be fun for us all as long as you post pics!


25.

Angry

Topic: this is an insult contest

Posted: 11/11/04 05:16 PM

Forum: General

look the point in an insult contest is to say insults for fun and to lean new ones!

the insults are for lols not to be hurtful.

here's a new rule no racest insults!


26.

Shouting

Topic: insult contest

Posted: 11/11/04 05:06 PM

Forum: General

Hay blinddevil guy I found a pic of you and my 9 year old brother so?
why are you hideing behind the window?

insult contest


27.

Thinking

Topic: insult contest

Posted: 11/11/04 04:58 PM

Forum: General

this is a contest to decide who has the best insults in all of newgrounds
ok the rules are you can insult any one who posts an insult but you can't insult the same guy 2 times so I'll start with the first insult

''Read this backwards out load to every one ! dart ew gnik af a ma eye

ps you all suck!


28.

Angry

Topic: I'm looking into a posable new girl

Posted: 10/13/04 12:20 PM

Forum: General

damit I thought I could find some GIRLFRIEND not a bunch of gay men!
no comonts! You Fagits because I'm not falling for that!


29.

Thinking

Topic: I'm looking into a posable new girl

Posted: 10/12/04 07:06 PM

Forum: General

Look I'm thinking about dumping my curent girlfriend because of what she did at my party so if you are interrested in being my new girlfriend post something!

note you have to be female not shemale or male I won't except lessbos but I will except bis!

you can find out about my curent girlfriend on the topic 'my girl friend got drunk on cider'


30.

Angry

Topic: my girl friend got drunk on cider

Posted: 10/12/04 04:43 PM

Forum: General

is that it for commonts?
come on Aleast some of you guys or girls has something to say so say it!
Keep this topic funny well it is!


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