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'What happens if I stick this in there?' turns into 'I have this stick?'

'I have a woman's penis inserted into my anus.' transforms into 'I am a woman of my penis and anus.'

And finally 'Newgrounds is the best site on the internet and I wish to make love to Tom Fulp, its creator.' magically changes to 'Newgrounds, Tom and I are Internet Fulp, creator of the love, I want to be the best site.'

A fun little tool!

Surround my house with a moat of salt.

Kicking puppies.

Also, listening to music and exercise.

Ragnarok the destroyer.

It's a behemoth.

Symphony X-Set the world on fire is pretty epic.

Is there such thing as repowomen?

Ever repossess sex toys?

What was the funniest reaction you ever got from someone getting their stuff taken?

I'll be waiting for a response >:(

As a wii owner I have to say two things. Firstly, OP is an idiot. Why are you angry at a console getting a game that is not exclusive to one console?
Secondly, and more importantly, I'm a bit disappointed. I mean, the engine has been fully ported to the wii, so it will have some cool effects, the graphics will be alright (for the Wii), the controls will be awesome because treyarch did an awesome job of that with CoD:WaW. But still, the wii is just getting leftover scraps from the 360 and PS3. And this isn't the first time, CAPCOM announced a while ago that it is planning to port games to the wii.

It's just proving that the wii can handle the games, as long as they're slightly watered down, but developers refuse to work with it until the publishers see a chance to get a lot of money.

I love peaches and cream :3

Besides, why are you complaining if there's a picture of two furries doing nothing sexual?

I piss in my mouth and I don't take showers.

I save more water than you.

At 8/5/09 03:48 PM, inuyasha5114 wrote:

At 8/5/09 03:45 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Who cares? The average youtube user is a fourteen year old girl with down syndrome.

I love you Michael Swaim.

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thats funny dude btw didnt you mean swain?

Swaim, he's a popular contributor to Cracked

Anyway, from the looks of things, he's probably just doing it to be popular. Any 13-15 year old can do it on YouTube.

That was the most insightful thing I have ever read.

Oh no wait, no it wasn't. It was an atheist completely missing the point of the bible.

But the sad thing is, that some Christians do the exact same, and base their beliefs off of their ignorance.

Who cares? The average youtube user is a fourteen year old girl with down syndrome.

I love you Michael Swaim.

At 8/5/09 05:15 AM, Gagsy wrote: All you need is a gun my friend.

That'll silence a lot of people.

But then you need to buy a silencer for the gun. And that costs a lot of money.

Good. American idol is just another show that abuses the contestant's talent to get the judges ,who sit on their ass all day, all the money.

Well, I have to say that Frank is looking very sexy.

At 8/4/09 02:59 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 8/4/09 02:00 PM, Kevin wrote: What's the fun then?

i guees you can rob banks and shit

Robbing a bank isn't a moral purpose.

I would buy it, and then ask for my money back. It has a money back guarantee, so the seller must really assure quality. Right?

There better be pics, or I will be severely disappointed.

I'm just so desperate to fuel my sick, twisted fetish :(

How can you blame the woman? Chances are she realises that she's going to die or she feels let down because of her age, so she tries to act young to sort of 'reverse' the effects.

I hate it when I'm told that I can't express an opinion if I dislike the video. The author just says something like 'WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS IF YOU HATE IT??'

Bappy birfder.

Hope you get a lot of money

Yes. But when they say 'too much' they means insanely large amounts and the person drinking them would probably have to have some sort of health problems. Although I think that mixing alcohol with something rich in caffeine is dangerous.

At 8/3/09 05:16 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: It was clearly struggling to process the shitty rap music and Lady GaGa remixes she'd undoubtedly put onto it.

Yes, it was clearly a form of suicide. Personally, I like to look at it like martyrdom.

Well, I like to think my posts are of a fairly high standard. So I would say someone whose posts are similar to mine?

I notice it too, but it doesn't annoy. I just personally post a reply if I'm replying to the OP, and I quote if it's directed at anyone else.

At 8/3/09 03:23 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Furries are everywhere......even in your closet

*Looks at location on my userpage*

Oh damn! Does this make me furry?

Also, if these guys are furries, then what's stopping Tony the Tiger, or any other cereal cartoon animal, from being a furry?

Someone please photoshop it so they aren't wearing clothes.

At 7/31/09 12:36 AM, ryanboy8 wrote: What would it be :D?

Crashing a car into the pentagon and then blowing off a bomb so it drops.

Sorry to disappoint, but that's not style. That's terrorism.

My way is to jump off of a tall building with a firework in my hand.

This is disturbing.
So why am I enjoying it?!

At 8/3/09 11:05 AM, RobertJ wrote: It's not like I ate the entire can...just one piece D:

That's still bad and you should feel bad.

No. I believe it's called 'cat' food for a reason.

Are you a cat?

No, I have dignity. I can say that I haven't jacked off to a NG flash.