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Response to: Teens and cutting. Posted August 13th, 2009 in General

Oh my god, I'm a middle class white girl. My life sucks and I want to die, so I hurt myself, rather than talk to someone about my problems.

Response to: If You Could Have Any Mental Illnes Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

Wow, I could have ANY mental illness? I'm spoiled for choice!

I don't want any.

Response to: Sex for money? Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 02:45 PM, Dugh wrote: Would you have sex with.. eh.. Larry King.. or.. Osama bin Laden or this old lady, for 100.000.000$?

I'd pay ANYTHING to have sex with all of them.

Response to: Mole/Birth Mark Removal Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 02:31 PM, TJoyal wrote:
Is your scar visible?

It's under an inch long and I've never had anyone point it out, but I don't know if they're just being polite. From my opinion, it's just a small white mark.

Response to: Mole/Birth Mark Removal Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

I've gotten it before, because I may have had cancer ( I don't, WOO)

The only pain you feel is when they use a syringe to inject the pain-killer. Afterwards, you can't feel anything.At all.

Just make sure you don't get it infected after the procedure. That can be a pain. Keep it away from water and you should be fine!

Response to: No, they're not a troll. Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Note how most users who do this are new and/or 13.

Response to: Ads have taken over NG! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Well, it looks good. it's happened before, it's should be a good game if newgrounds is supporting it and it helps newgrounds. The only downside is that it's an ad. Stop whining.

Response to: Chevy Volt goes 230MPH! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Also, for those wondering where you could go that fast in a car, there are some motorways in Europe that don't have speed limits.

Response to: Is a penny worth picking up? Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

I usually ignore it unless it's fifty cent or higher. At least that could buy some gum or something.

Response to: Newgrounds nice layout Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Yeah, I know how you feel. Once, when I went outside, there was light everywhere. Needless to say, the nice dark background of newgrounds was a God-send after that. Plus, everything is still visible, so you don't have to squint to see anything.

Response to: Chevy Volt goes 230MPH! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

I'll buy one if you tell me to, Wade.

Response to: Who would you chose to run NG? Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 10:42 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Tom can't die. He's immortal. And will therefore never stop.

Gah, sorry for the double post, I accidentally hit 'Post it!' too soon.

Fix'd.

Response to: Who would you chose to run NG? Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Tom can't die. He's immortal.

Response to: Stupidest ban system ever! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Unfortunately, if enough people gang together and rate something as stolen, it gets deleted, but only if the art mod has to take the word of the people marking it. You could submit them again, if you can prove you're the creator.

At 8/11/09 09:27 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: This looks like a job for NG's least favourite Art Portal fascist fighting squad, the Blushing Silver Rhinos! Have no fear!

You rang?

Stupidest ban system ever!

Response to: Building a computer.. Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

Ask these guys.

Response to: Real life gltiches! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 07:47 AM, Funzo123 wrote:
My IRL glitch is the squiggly line on your eye that runs away when you look at it.
Does anyone know what this is?

Little cells stuck inside your eyeball. Completely harmless and go away after a while.

On a side note, I like the way the OP has ignored two posts telling him he could die if he keeps doing that.

Response to: Real life gltiches! Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 07:24 AM, ryushin wrote: 1. squat down
2.breath heavy for 20 seconds
3.stand up fast, put your thumb in your mouth and blow.

Does Newgrounds know any?

You do know that hyperventilating is very dangerous and can lead to an early death if done on a continual basis?

The more you know!

My IRL glitch is the squiggly line on your eye that runs away when you look at it.

Response to: Stupidest Laws ever Posted August 11th, 2009 in General

At 8/11/09 05:47 AM, Funzo123 wrote:
LOL!
I found a loophole in the Australian law regarding the supplying of tobacco and alcohol.
There is a law prohibiting the purchase or supply to children under the age of 18 to buy alcohol or tobacco, that is true. BUT! There is no law saying that the children who find these substances cannot consume them.
It cannot be sold, given or bought for them, but they can consume it.
Stupid but true, because the police can just say that it was supplied and arrest them.

Sorry to disappoint, but that's a well-known and intentional law in most countries. It allows people under the age of 18 to drink and what-not with a parents permission.

I found the law that animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship in California.

Response to: Dear female 'comedians'... Posted August 10th, 2009 in General

Are you watching that right now as well?

Response to: So are you doing 40 hour famine? Posted August 10th, 2009 in General

Ireland has already had it's fair share of famine. I think I'll pass.

Response to: Best Anime Besides The Following... Posted August 10th, 2009 in General

I'm not so pathetic that I go out of my way to watch animations that come from Japan. If I like a show I watch it. I don't give preference to one countries animations over another. That's just stupid.

Response to: Hot Damn! Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

16 degrees over here. And I'm not converting it for you dirty Fahrenheit users.

Response to: are you well known on NG? Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

I think I'm the sort of person that people say 'Oh yeah, I've seen him before', but would not actually list me if they had to think of a list of NG'ers.

Response to: If life had cheat codes. Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

Big head mode. Push people over and watch them struggle with their massively over sized heads.

Response to: The best stand up comics. Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

I like Russell Howard and Bill Bailey. It's just a matter of personal opinion.

Response to: If you could give yourself a advice Posted August 8th, 2009 in General

Learn how screwed up everyone is earlier, and then exploit your higher position.

Response to: 27th letter in the alpabet Posted August 8th, 2009 in General

At 8/8/09 10:20 AM, citricsquid wrote: No it isn't.

Actually it is. Or it was, in the Victorian ages. Now it's less of a letter than " or _.

It's called an Ampersand because after saying the alphabet, kids would say 'and per se and' to represent the 27th letter.

DUH.

Response to: wannabe terrorist fail. Posted August 7th, 2009 in General

It wasn't a wannabe terrorist, it was a fake terrorist. He didn't intend to kill anyone, just scare them.

So he's a pussy.

Response to: Dogs in Kennels Posted August 7th, 2009 in General

I don't know what kennels are like where you live, but in Ireland they tend to have a small indoor area for each dog which they come into to eat and sleep, and for the rest of the day, there's a field where they can run and play with the other dogs.

Response to: Changes To Newgrounds Posted August 7th, 2009 in General

No. Think how exploitable it would be to spammers. If you don't like your name, tough. Pick a good one next time.