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How old was the person who typed this? I demand to know!

That article (if it can be called that) made me feel so clever.

She's made a slight racist joke, like all teenagers do. Shocking isn't it?

I hate her but this is overreacting.

At 2/3/09 02:42 PM, BlazingIce wrote:

At 2/3/09 02:30 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: I'm a licensed bodyguard, here's my card.

Hmmm... You look kinda fishy to me...

Is that a horrible pun?

I will eat a firework, jump off of a large skyscraper and then swallow a match.

At 2/3/09 08:40 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: wow your an asshole anyways im not fat so yeah i know the crowds will be unbearable so i say fuck it anyways but dont insult our country you dick

Learn to punctuate, learn basic grammar and learn how to ignore a troll.

That is all.

'I only did it for the sweet, hot sex!'

Thank you for sharing that piece of information with me.
Did you enjoy it?

because I didn't enjoy reading about it

There's more than a month left to find out

And I cant wait that long!! D:

Why is there a search bar? It's clearly never used

At 2/1/09 06:03 PM, Los-Illuminados wrote: pluck its pubic hairs with a giant crane

doing so will hurt like a dick

i did a horribly bad pun too!

Yay for horrible puns!

At 2/1/09 05:59 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote:

At 2/1/09 05:56 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote:

At 2/1/09 05:49 PM, Alpharius120 wrote:

LOL SEE WUT I DID THAR

N-no. What did you do?
SEWIOUSLY

I made a truly horrible pun

At 2/1/09 05:49 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: and you ask it, what is the meaning of life.
In response to your question it begins rambling on and on with all this philisophical shizzy nizzy. You proceed to pimp-slap it's head. This angers the penis god and it grows to 4000 times it's original size. It attacks New York. What is the next thing you do?

Ignore it. Besides it seems that the talking penis is a complete and utter dick.

LOL SEE WUT I DID THAR

Tell him that terrorists are now targeting homework and you must speak to the president immediately.

'Pianist' Hehe.

At 2/1/09 12:38 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: if there was some new color that hasn't been discovered yet.

Totally trippy to think about because you can't imagine it.

I am happy to inform you that I have found, after three years of extensive research, a new, undiscovered colour. It is both calm and soothing yet also striking. It is formed from the careful mixing of red and blue and I shall call this new colour 'Robert' after myself. I think I shall patent it and then sell it for millions because, after all, new colours don't come up everyday.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like chocolate, and communists

At 2/1/09 01:21 PM, Mechabloby wrote: It makes me hate children.

Their soooooo cute!

Hi. I would really appreciate a good signature. I would like to have my user name on it and, for the theme, can I please have just a good looking design or, if you want bonus points, a drawing of a rhino with a cool background behind it. And for colours in the design I love the contrast of black and white together.

Thank you so much to whoever makes it (if you make it that is)!

At 1/31/09 05:55 PM, LiquidRidicule wrote: I noticed that, but I wasn't going to make a comment. I was waiting for it, though.

Yes, I am very unoriginal.

I know a girl and when you take all of her initials and put them backwards it spells FREAK. And she was damn proud of it.

At 1/31/09 04:40 PM, NinoGrounds wrote: NFSW Notice: This topic is related to hard drugs and anal sex

Well I've been thinking about something really weird a while ago.

NFSW? Not For Safe Work?

At 1/31/09 04:31 PM, Lare wrote:

At 1/31/09 04:30 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Watch 2girls1cup then goatse for good measure.

That doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually...

What the hell is wrong with you?

It's just because it's seen as an 'adult' thing and because of the risks that come with it. If some 13 year old became pregnant or got an STD it would be pretty damaging to her in the long term. Many teenagers can't be trusted with that sort of responsibility. And you can't force them to use contraception so it would be easier and safer to ban it.

Also I agree, the french are plotting something sneaky.

Never gonna give you up-Rick Astley

At 1/31/09 01:04 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

Here's another argument, perhaps a slightly easier one to understand.

0.3333... = 1/3
3*0.3333... = 3*1/3
3*1/3 = 1

3*0.3333... = 0.9999...

0.9999... = 1

But is 0.3333333...=1/3 in the first place? Strictly it doesn't. It's just as close as we can get.
I'm not saying you're wrong or that God exists or anything of the sort. I'm just genuinely interested.

This is wrong for a very simple reason. The number 0.0000....1 would only be right if religions picked their views of God at random. Completely at random. While many atheists believe that this is the case, all religions feel that they have evidence to go on when describing God. Thus making your numbers false and the argument wrong.

Also, I'm not saying there is or isn't a God, I just wanted to point out the obvious.

At 1/31/09 09:05 AM, jwiska wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/36 2969

It's so lonely in that game's lobby.

So Lonely D:

I seem to be okay.

Record the first part of your pitch, wear the vest and play it in front of the dragons. That's bound to get their attention.

Anyway, good luck. It's a very clever idea and would definitely attract buyers, if the price is right.

Oh crap! I broke google!