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Response to: Super smash bros DS? Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

NO. One SSB game per console, not for handheld devices. Anything more would be over doing it.

And VG forum.

Response to: Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

At 8/2/09 05:21 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
definitely

just so we are clear guys this is more in my fingers (from typing) than it is in my wrist

Then the problem may be your typing technique. I type quite a lot, but I got a few lesson on typing so I know I'm doing it correctly, and I have never developed a single problem.

Response to: Great, fucking monkeys got boring. Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

I better stop having sex with Gorillas.

The virus is not much to worry about. It was quite a coincidence that the first one mutated in the first place. I doubt this will mutate into something that can affect humans. And if it does, then I'm sure we'll be able to deal with it better and earlier than the first one.

Response to: Doctor's Order: Stop Wanking Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

There are mouses you can buy that are supposed to prevent muscle problems in the wrist. I have no idea whether they work, I have just seen ads for them, but it might be worth looking into.

Response to: Why do you Hate Rap? Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

I don't hate rap. I hate most people that listen to rap.

Response to: I need a poo... Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

It's almost been an hour. I wonder if he's done it yet.

If not, his rectum may explode.

Response to: Hooters (pics!) Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

I'm surprised by how many dirty, dirty people on newgrounds expected something else.

Not actually though.
Response to: Name for a series Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

I highly recommend getting a better plot if you're going to make a series.

Response to: Looks at all mai Peeeeeeels Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

At 8/2/09 01:11 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote:
At 8/2/09 01:09 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: I had a nasty bout with ulcerative colitis. Basically i was bleeding out my ass for a few weeks and eventually i started puking and lost about 30 lbs in a month...
So you waited a month while having those symptoms before going to the hospital?

Yes, he just popped into the hospital and was cured after one day, and then they gave him all these pills!
Seriously, chances are he was in the hospital for most of that month

Anyway, I hope you get better. Don't OD.

Response to: There's An Alien In Your Room Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

I could make a lot of money off of people with weird fetishes if I have sex with him.

Response to: manga? Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

I don't distinguish comic books by region or artstyle. I don't read manga, but if it's a good anime I watch it, in the same way that I watch western style shows based on whether they're good.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen a single good manga or anime that I liked.

Response to: Don't you hate it when... Posted August 2nd, 2009 in General

What's worse is when your cock sticks out of the bottom of your trousers.

This happens to me all the time. I hate it when this happens and I'm in a changing room or something and I have to discretely shove my cock back into my boxers.

Response to: The Time Travelahs Wife Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

At 8/1/09 01:30 PM, Jarvid wrote: Isn't that every mans fantasy, to go back in time and have sex with there wife when they are younger.

How young are we talking here?

I haven't heard of this film yet. I might go watch the trailer.

Response to: Who is your favourite Doctor Who? Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

I have to agree with the OP. Dr.Who wasn't great when special effects couldn't keep up with the direction the show was going in. I think the episodes with David Tennet are undeniably the best.

Response to: fetishes you consider weird Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

Granny and scat are disgusting for me. But everyone's different, clearly some are sick.

Response to: Fight Tactics for someone bigger Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

Try not to fight him in the first place, but if worst comes to worst than keep moving around. It means he'll have to think more.

Response to: Does America own the moon? Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

America never went to the moon! Open your eyes people!

Lol jk

The difference between America visiting the moon first and Native Americans living in America. One was just there for a day while the others were inhabiting the land and settling down there. It's not just a case of 'I touched this land first, it's mine'

Response to: I hate toddlers! Posted August 1st, 2009 in General

Toddlers annoy me, but I wouldn't hate them. Personally, I don't think toddlers are the problem, I think it's toddlers combined with bad, uncaring parents into one horrible pile. Besides, you can generally shut them up or ignore them in most situations. For instance, I've had many annoying toddlers behind me on planes, but the easy thing to do is ask the air hostess to make them quiet.

Response to: Orig Futurama cast IS coming back! Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

I have the cake and champagne to celebrate.

Response to: Rice... Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

Egg fried rice is lovely. Soak it in curry and eat it with chicken. Basically, just a Chinese.

Response to: Having sex with a clone of yourself Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

I would rape myself silly. I am so sexy.

Response to: Nobody answers there fucking phone! Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

I hate phones. It's like someone just shouting 'speak to me, speak to me' constantly. That's why I never answer my phone, but I've never had your problem when calling people.

Response to: The "5" Is Silent. Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

I like the way she says 'lets start shreading' and they begin singing bad pop music.

Response to: The end of the universe Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

Everyone knows there's a restaurant at the end of the universe

In regards to the end (time) of the universe, there are many theories stating that there are many universes before ours, and there will be after ours. One theory says that when the meaning of the universe is discovered, it will be instantly destroyed, only to be replaced with a more complicated universe. There's a variant on this theory which says this has already happened.

So, if scientists discover everything about the universe, we could be screwed.

Response to: What's Your Favorite Level? Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

I like 49 as well. It's just so cool :3

Response to: I feel so sorry for this guy... Posted July 31st, 2009 in General

He doesn't deserve such jail sentence at all. America seems to solve all of their criminals by locking them away for huge amounts of time.

Response to: 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Discussion Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

How did someone who had less than one hundred posts, and someone who joined this month beat me to the short-listing in 'Rookie of the year?'

Response to: Extreme heat or extreme cold? Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

I prefer the cold. Probably because it's constantly raining and windy where I live.

Response to: It Pains Me To Say This Newgrounds Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

I talked to the inspector. He said that there was an unhealthy level of cum of the floors, walls and ceiling.

Response to: Hey Afro Ninja. Posted July 30th, 2009 in General

Happy birthday!