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At 9/3/09 01:09 PM, Luis wrote: I dont care how many more inches it 'visually' adds at the end of the day you still have your 4 inch dick scuzz.

Not like you Luis, As I'm sure you'll remember, someone close to all our NG hearts said: "You just look like a guy with a big dick."

Shit is pretty old. I think my sister had one when she was little.

The dirty slut.

..Balls?

Yeah not an unfunny twist for once.

I'm seriously curious about this at the moment. My junk was starting to look like that guy who sang 'Sex on fire' on X factor's headso I decided to trim it all off. It's pretty interesting, makes your dick look bigger and the smell of shit from a guys ass seems to not last half as long.

Anyone got any opinions on the pornstar look downstairs?

At 9/3/09 12:41 PM, SuperShad wrote:

At 9/2/09 07:35 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: The sign in the second film that was supposed to be from groupies, but had a punching glove on a hydraulic behind it. God that thing was fucking hilarious.

That was funny as shit, especially because Wee Man flew about 2 feet back after being hit.

It was the tension. everyone knew it was coming. we just didn't know when and wee-man just got closer and closer. The other one where ringing the doorbell blew that giant pink thing into Dave England's face. I fucking rofl'd.

Epic (COMMA), PWNAGE!

Cause that's a glorious way to get pwned.

Related. Woman crushing cans and breaks boards with her boobs. POWERFUL weapon.

Yeah, I'd fuck her and say:

"I love you Rebecca!"

The sign in the second film that was supposed to be from groupies, but had a punching glove on a hydraulic behind it. God that thing was fucking hilarious.

At 9/2/09 03:20 PM, Robo-init wrote: You dirty prick

It looks better then that crappy Everton kit.... Uhhhhh.

Fucks with the V neck?

You Chav bastard.

More for the sensation of being drunk (I'm a child. rofl). But some drinks take an acquired taste, and it's pretty good bearing in mind your drinking POISON.

Burning from daylight. LIKE A REAL FUCKING VAMIPIRE.

I am funny and original.

I made it ugly.

At 8/31/09 02:37 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: Billy Ocean - Get out of my dreams.

OH GOD YES.

yes. Yes.. YESSSSS.....

At 8/17/09 07:15 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: No this is and also this.

I don't think the first is actually that racist, It's saying the tribesman would rather eat the tasty chicken then cook the asian man. And you couldn't exactly make tribesmen white....

The second is just... Well stupid to be honest.

Good first post.

But Linksbucks is gay.

At 8/31/09 03:45 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: There's been at least 10 Lord of the Rings references..

Mine included bad spelling and a Shoop though.

Killin' that pesky hedgehog!

PINGAS

LMFAO.
The puns were terrible.

The-Swain.

He's just active all the time.

Yeah this is pretty old now, saw this on a Habbo hotel forum. lmao.

Is it really thread worthy?

Videogames forums would probably get you better help.
You can just download them again as long as it's the same gamertag though.

At 8/31/09 01:10 PM, therealanimator wrote: theres an northern irish version of the tom tom but we call it the jon jo.

Irish people R FUNNEH.

Stepbrothers.

It's so stupidly hilarious.

At 8/31/09 12:23 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: ONE DOESN'T NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO NEWGROUNDS.

I can't type....

Stop thinking about that and go out and get sucked off.

Proving covers CAN be better then the orignal.

At 8/31/09 09:11 AM, gingermagicman wrote: Please Don't comment if you're British.

.... Fuck that.

Top Gear, the inbetweeners and shooting stars.

ONE DOESN'T NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO NEWGROUNDS.

At 7/31/09 05:02 AM, MaciekOst wrote: Any username with "Shadow", "Flame" or "Muffin" in it. These words are so damn overused.

Not saying I hate people with these words in their username.

I think I have to agree with the guy.

OLIVER, YOU BIG UNORIGINAL FAG.