I'd set myself on fire while wearing a fireproof suit. Zombies couldn't touch that.

At 11/21/09 08:51 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: Oh and I know 14 different lesbians.

All online, right?

At 11/21/09 08:42 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: I can infer from the first post that you enjoy stereotyping gays. How many lesbains have you met in real life? And how many are actually like that?

Gay people are skinny and delicate and talk with a lifffffffffffp.

I only have time to play one! Reccomend me one Tom!

What's the point of looking when you can't touch?

I don't care, but I'm not going down on her unless she's at least moderately trimmed.

At 11/20/09 05:46 PM, killerhatch wrote: Would a system recovery work if it was once on my comp?

Try restoring to factory settings. That basically re-adds all your deleted files.

"daddy, where do babies come from?"

"FROM YOUR STINKING FISHY CUNT. LEAVE ME ALONE YOU LITTLE SHIT."

"I love you daddy *hug*@

"Right that's it you fucking asshole."

Then I curbstomp their head. I don't take them to the hospital until they say sorry for bothering me during my mid-morning rape.

At 11/20/09 05:37 PM, Zedfry wrote: The Game was Banned in Russia because of the Ending attack.

I thought it was allowed but the No Russian level was cut.

At 11/20/09 05:41 PM, killerhatch wrote: I deleted a file off my USB, how do I get it back as it isn't in Recycle Bin?
Sorry if this is in the wrong section.

You can't.

When i broke my girlfriend's hymen my ffingers were soaked! But she made me continue.

Why would anyone want another one?

Watch and giggle like a schoolgirl.

I've got a big piece of meat for you.

You said it was okay

At 11/20/09 01:48 PM, Jack wrote: Also, anyone fancy an online group match for those playing it on the Xbox 360? NG members only.

In a couple of hours, sure.

If my name was 'Funk' I wouldn't need to rape.

Why is there no Dragunov in multiplayer but it IS in campaign?

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY

Bad company was shit, why would I want to play it again except with ten extra features?

Jesus Christ aren't there enough MW2 threads already?

I think people are meant to use this one.

I work down the mines from 12 to 12.

Anybody telling the op to fuck off etc., without atcually having seen the film, is a douche.

I don't get hungover. I just stay awake until i sober up then fall down.

At 11/20/09 09:18 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Please, just stop thinking. That's all I'm trying to say. Go be a rock.

I'm not sure he was really thinking in the first place.

Halo ODST is fucking garbage, why is that shitty 4-hour campaign even on the list? It delivers only a few things different to halo 3 and the only reason people bought it was for the multiplayer...

Oh my.

Yes, we must be careful not to encourage racial stereotypes in the chat box.

The morality of abortion and euthanasia is widely debated.

Join us to have your say on the matter!

Quantum physics, eh?

Productive chat.

Congrats, Sanjay. May he have many years of happiness and fun.

At 11/19/09 02:51 PM, Jerich0 wrote: M16>Famas they are both basically the same gun with minor differences though so neither is immensity superior to the other. Famas does less damage but has a higher fire rate. M16 does more damage but has a slower fire rate.

Your opinion is invalid, you can't even play on xbox live anymore.