Just read the rules; not really sure if this is against it but I'll find out I guess.

Anyway, I'm looking for someone to do a little art here and there for my band's myspace. Pm me if you're interested with an example and I'll tell you what I need. I will give credit, post a link of your website on the myspace, and tell people around school about cha, lol. But yeah, just need someone who's willing to do this, and who wants to get there name out there with some high school garage band.

I tried.

At 11/4/09 12:06 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: I think the real question is, why would someone want to have sex in a place that smelled like jizz. That seems unpleasant.

They just have sex there because it's behind one of the buildings, and nobody goes out there.

At 11/3/09 11:56 PM, Jayblin wrote: What if the air you were breathing was jizz the entire time.

Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!

You might have a shit-ton more trees in a parallel brane litterally like right next to your school, which could be what's causing the smell of jizz.

Nah, because if you walk under it, you can smell it ALOT. It's really potent then

At 11/3/09 11:45 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: Does Jizz really have that strong of a smell in the first place?

I kinda think it does.

Jack off and smell it, the tree's smell like 10x as strong (you can smell them from hella far away)

So I live in california around in the valley, and my school is really really poor. We have a couple trees here and there, but they're only in certain areas of the school, and smell like jizz.

Most of them are in the front of the school, and some of them are in the back, where everyone fucks.

They smell SOOOOOO MUCH like jizz. It's like the tree's are jizzing in the air all day, every day.

So yeah

John Dolmayan from System of a Down

He might not be the best, but he's my favorite. Love his style

At 10/25/09 12:11 AM, Punkboyben wrote: 30's - Robert Johnson, Son House
40's - The Ink Spots
50's - Elvis, The Zombies
60's - Beatles, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix
70's - Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath
80's - Metallica, Iron Maiden
90's - Alice In Chains, Beck, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, RATM
00's - ...

90's

No system of a down? =(

oh, and beatles would probably have to be 60's - 4ever

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice BEETLEJUICE!!!

System of a Down
Incubus
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Beatles

those are the only bands which I pretty much like EVERY one of their songs

I went ahead and tried to make a annoying song for this topic

Its like a seizure but w/ears, by Screch Type: LoopGenre: Hip Hop - Olskool

Hey guys. I recently uploaded a song to the portal, and it was my first song that I've ever included a guitar solo on. People usually liked it, but some said my solo was lacking.

The audio mentioned above is found here
[S] Metal Digga

I used a blues scale, because I solo on that with trumpet in jazz band and it's the only scale I'm familiar with ( I know major/minor scales and such, but not soloing on them )

I'm wondering if you guys have any tips regarding soloing on guitar. I don't wana jus be like fast notes all together, but I want to get all funky and crap. That's what I like.

Funny Rihanna cover

http://www.youtube.com/user/Jonesofearl#
p/u/2/CLXIABcRDxs

If you have a video card with a fan, the fan may be ceased. That's what happened to me. Maybe open your tower and give it a good airblast. clean out the fan and see if it's ceased or not

my highschool band director actually did that with his band (yeah he has a rock band) except they made the song in 7/8, lol

Found the link

http://earlband.com/11%207_8.mp3

At 10/9/09 11:39 PM, Stupor wrote: Seeing as how this thread has bounced suddenly back into the original topic, I guess I'll contribute:

-- A reggae song with techno elements.

-- A track in 5/4 time with lyrics to match.

my highschool band director actually did that with his band (yeah he has a rock band) except they made the song in 7/8, lol

oh yeah heres anotehr one

dawnload the latest souljaboy song, and duplicate it with a different melody

Gtfo

Usually when I write a song, or try to write a song, I come up with a basic sentence of which I want the song to be about. Some examples could be as such:

Write the most fucked up break-up song ever.

Write a song as if you were a dinosaur.

Write a song using the world Electronegativity.

Write a song about really hairy asian women.

As you can see, they can be as random as possible, but they really help someone like me, who can never think of things to write about, to write a song. I'm interested into what you guys think of.

I'm interested. I play guitar so if you're looking for a guitarist, send me a pm and we can talk. My audio on here isn't really a good depiction of my guitar skills but it'll do.

I would leave home with my beer. lol

Psssh, I wish they'd promote oral sex when I was a kid.

Girl: "Hey, can I practice on you?"

Me: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll yeah"

I'm liking a lot of Paul's stuff on Sgt. Pepper atm, such as "Fixing a Hole" and "She's leaving home"

Wasabi

National Geographic.

My mom called them pocket-monsters

They made Jynx dark dark dark purple didn't they?

It woulda been funnier if the color was purple...

or black

I sleep without socks

or clothes

At 8/8/09 12:18 AM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: Had to be done.

That's the 2nd one of these that actually made me laugh, lol

It's really easy if you actually study. I only missed 2