Yeah! Dead pool is the only comic I've read in many many many years.

At 7/1/07 05:46 AM, SenorPresidente wrote: All the faggy jokes that newgrounds bbs uses are from 4chan.

fixed it for you

At 5/1/08 09:11 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Inside The Fire by disturbed.

queer

At 4/25/08 10:21 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 4/25/08 10:03 PM, HarraH wrote:

At 4/25/08 09:49 PM, SockMyDink wrote:

NSFW

For some reason that image doesn't phase me at all... weird.

That's because it looks photoshopped.

Yeah except for no it doesn't

At 4/24/08 12:38 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: I think they abuse their power alot, and many of them are kids who were bullied and insecure throughout highschool... and have a power trip with this new job.. but overall its better than having no force.

Do people really think high school has any bearing on anyones adult life? If so, there must be a lot of people with depressing lives remembering their shitty boring awkward stoner teenage years as a measure of their character and worth.

MUNICIPAL WASTE!!!!!

Once you come home and find that cunt fucking the neighbor and you beat him down and slap her her face in and start shoving money in her cunt calling her a whore, she will leave you. She will take half your shit too and there's nothing you can do about it (unless you get a contract made up and sell everyting to your friend for a buck, but that's another story). After the fucking bitch takes all your silverware and leaves you living in a shitty run down apartent sleeping on a futon, you will go back to thinking porn is better than any dumb cunt. Porn doesn't get bitchy over nothing, porn doesn't take rancid shits in the can not flush the toilet, porn doesn't make you hang out with it's faggy loser friends, and porn doesn't tell it's friends it's gonna take you to the cleaners and steal half your shit and you gotta break into your porns house to steal it back and get caught pissing in your porn's refrigerator.
So in other words porn is more trucst worthy than some fucking cunt.

At 4/11/08 04:11 PM, Lorkas wrote: Cause they're NEVER fat and have perfect bodies.

If you call looking like a ten year old boy perfect you fucking pederast

You frilly geek, I broke my hand with my hammer and still go to work every day. Just play with your feet like Alvin Law.

Probably some good hunting to be done around there I would guess

I've played multiple games on all my friends Wii's, Xbox 360's PS3's, and I still have more fun playing games on my Atari Flashback 2 (flashback 1 sucked) that I bought for 25 bucks than I did on any of these new killed it game consoles.
So I would say spend 20 bucks and the rest on beer and have your friends over getting drunk and seeing who can get the best score on missile command. I don't know, these new games seem like they are impossible to lose at what with all the save points, in game hints, and other bull-shit.

Simpsons. Family guy has only 3 jokes which got boring afte rthe first 3 episodes. I guess if you watch MTV and and make pools at work for survivor and big brother and put lots of gel in your hair you probably like family guy. I take the simpsons any day over family gay. And any other of the many well written smart adult cartoons that are on the air now.

I got drunk and ended up taking a shit in a gas station garbage can at 4 a.m. and wiping my ass with the paper towels meant for wiping windows... which I stuck to the gas pumps.

Hola como estas. Yo soy cono tostito caliente

Whoa man really?! That sounds bad ass. Bad ass in an "I sneak my moms coffee and beat off to shitty bug eyed japanese cartoons" sort of way.

Go fuck your hat

Sorry something even worse has already taken over the internet, shitty personal profile self anylization pages and it keeps getting worse and worse.

Apple pie with cheddar cheese under the crust. Now there's a pie you could just fuck.

Hunt, fish, play guitar, excercise, drink(way too much) beer, write short stories, play super mario bros, watch horror movies, go to concerts, fuck ugly women

I don't like tools music at all. But explain exactly what they are posing as.

They are all a bunch of fudge packing pussy farts

At 3/24/08 08:56 PM, DP36 wrote: Yes. I would like to know its a women who i am talking to.

That's what tits are for

At 3/17/08 10:33 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Why we should segregate human beings just for the excess of melanine in their skin?

No but for the fact the ones the evolved the extra melanine also evolved a gemone prone to failure and sloth.

Family guy does basically fucking suck. I can see why it got popular I guess, because it's brainless. It is to comedy shows what McDonalds is to food. They've had one fucking show for what, 8 seasons? It's all the same episode, I watched a marathon and an hour and a half into it I thought I was still on the first one. Pretty stupid.

At 3/18/08 04:49 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 3/18/08 02:15 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: You're a fucking joke if you think level and post count dictates intelligence. All it proves is that I have more of a life than you do.

You're the joke if you believe that.

explain

At 3/11/08 09:12 PM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: Technically all games are pointless.

Isn't the point of all games for entertainment and a cheap alternative to more expensive and/or seasonal things like hunting, fishing, boating, snowmobiling? Entertainment is now basically a necessity now that meals don't take 8 hours to prepare, washing clothes is done by machines, etc to fill the gaps where you sit on your zitty oily ass and wait to go to work or go fishing.

At 3/3/08 09:49 PM, Senri wrote:
So stop whining.

Uhhhhh

At 3/2/08 12:04 AM, Skilla wrote:

At 3/1/08 10:45 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 3/1/08 10:38 PM, alucardxmeow wrote: Um....ok...wtf?

lolcats aren't funny, that's what.

BAHAHAHHA PWNED!

BAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT!

At 3/1/08 05:43 PM, simon wrote:

At 3/1/08 05:39 PM, ScreamiNSemeN wrote: Go for a real martial arts. Not something that will make you a dojo ballerina. Go for Krav Maga.

actually most of them ARE real martial arts, it just takes fucking years to get to the interesting stuff.
it took me about 4 years to get to purple belt, and thats when you start practicing with knives and clubs.
i was too scared to go on to brown belt because that's when the real fighting took place, and i was only 10 and you would be facing up to 18 year olds, etc.

Yes they are real martial arts but they are all pretty much useless these days. They'd be good if a guy is riding at you on horse I guess and you need to jump kick him off. Doing choreographed punch and kick combos repeatedly is not going to to prepare you for anything except getting points for form in front of judges.

You obviously have never played E.T. for Atari 2600...