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A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from the riser-pipe while talking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.

Suddenly Steven Hawking stood up and proclaimed, "This is the end of class. But not for long!" Then he wormhole teleported them to Russel Crowe's liquor cabinet, located near Tom Fulp's summer home where he likes to sodomize penicorns. Then they electrocuted the penguin of moral destruction because they were busy screwing a bolt into a robot giraffe's rusty pericope and eating minty biscuits while singing, "America, Fuck The Llama!" Regardless, the president was banning all of the llamas to Disneyland, where Donald Duck was watching systematic genocide, pleasing many lesbian zombies that weren't frosted butts.

Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbour's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive Spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole into China. A Chinese astrology junkie strapped on his suspenders

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from the riser-pipe while talking stock prices; Gore then immediately engaged in crying for five years. Once he calmed down, there was a soothing roar from the bear, he roared, "Pineapples suck" to which the Korean committed Hara-kiri but failed, instead wounding Al Gore's young niece. So he pulled an anvil out, strapping it on.
Suddenly Steven Hawking stood up and proclaimed, "This is the end of class. But not for long!" Then he wormhole teleported them to Russel Crowe's liquor cabinet, located near Tom Fulp's summer home where he likes to sodomize penicorns. Then they electrocuted the penguin of moral destruction because they were busy screwing a bolt into a robot giraffe's rusty pericope and eating minty biscuits while singing, "America, Fuck The Llama!" Regardless, the president was banning all of the llamas to Disneyland, where Donald Duck was watching systematic genocide, pleasing many lesbian zombies that weren't frosted butts.
Al Gore, weighed down, let the Korean stick a curtain up his neighbour's lamp shade. Suddenly, a gigantic teacup crashed onto Tom's home and a massive spanish retard! The shards ripped a hole
into china. A chineese

Read the whole freaking forum. What a terrible person. Seriously, I think my pricipal is too nice. A kid got in freaking 3 fights and he was told he would get suspended after the first one. He has gone through the whole freaking year and since the beginning, he has been hated. And by fight, I mean fist to fist. Bullcrap.

have you tried youtube? I tryed it and made a few games for myself that i never posted. try that.

Unfortuneatly I'm using AS2 so it doesn't work.

How can I make that when some one/some thing in flash for example a car hitting a wall, how can i make after the collision for it to go to another frame?

Cirque Du Freak by Daren Shan. Great series. 12 books of pure bloodthirst horror. In my mind, the way i see it, it's very gory, but for others it may not be. I'm almost done myself.

The thing that holds me back from what I really want to do. Like a heavy anchor on a boat.

(I disappear from the group mysteriously as if I was never there)

Elite Guard Private requesting permition sir. I havent been serving the portal too long and i only have minimal contribution but im looking to improve. I'll be awaiting your answer sir.

well i know in LFD they are infected, because, well, thats what i heard so, im cinda guessin. But in CoD WaW nazi zombies are raised from the dead. In one level you can see them pop out of the ground. And if you know how to use flash, MAKE ONE!

if he sees all then thats just plain wierd.
Anyways i aint got no doughter. take that

do whatever the heck you want. Your free and away from your everyone. Pluss you got a computer. Who realy cares what you do.

I used to wake up exited for the world to see who I was today. Now I think there is nothing to live for .):

At 11/22/09 10:31 AM, Dafali wrote:

At 11/22/09 09:30 AM, scotty117 wrote: Although i may not be the flash expert, I have a great way of searching the web

so if i wanted you to give me a tutorial on making turn based battles you would search the web for me?

if so, that's hilarious

or are you experienced enough to make one yourself?

I can make a tutorial out of my own knowledge, but I would check my flash book and search the web for you if anything else.

Although i may not be the flash expert, I have a great way of searching the web, and i have a huge flash book on flash MX. I use flash professional 8. I also use AS2 so I am not the most updated, But I will make a tutorial flash. Just give me ur e-mail and I will do anything I can. I can easily give you a cursor, clock, sprite, or Turn based battle tutorial. PM me or post.

At 11/22/09 06:39 AM, zeinir wrote:

At 11/22/09 06:33 AM, Yambanshee wrote: higher frame rate should do it

its as high as it goes :(

As high as it goes? That was slow, I'd recommend deleting every other frame as well. Plus the animation was alright, but it was short, how many frames was it?

Now I would be willing to help, although under a few circumstances.
%u2022As long as you contribute, I will not do all the work.
%u2022If you can help with the story line, not that I can't do it myself, I'd just not make it up how you don't want it.
%u2022If it involves a lot of actions and character movements, I don't do the best. Although I can test a few script tricks of mine, and search the web.
%u2022As long as my part is reasonable. For example, don't give me three days to complete it, flash takes time.
Other wise I won't be able to help you as much as I wish. PM me.

I am not comparing runescape to NG but runescape is a kool game and I was starting a clan. The clan is called "The Black Knights", and you would know why if you went to Faldor. Anyways, I created a site called http://rsonlineclan.weebly.com/ and It explains things not listed here. To contact me, you can PM me, or email me at scotty98@comcast.net. My RS screen name is samdg1174 and I will be able to make a privot apoint ment. The time restraints are
Mon-Fri: 7:00AM-8:30AM and 4:50PM-7:00PM
Sat-Sun: Depending on occation, ocupier, and punishment will I not attend, I will always have atlest two other members (the first two to join) to come with. They will be my co representatives and will inform me if you attended to the meeting or not.
The firs official clan meeting has not been dicided yet but is planed to be close to the 31st of October. Events will be decided over email, clan meeting, or holiday. Please see my site for current events, news, join information (in the clan setup tab), and more.

I got 910 points. Ceck out my page for proof.

I never realy thought about it at all until now. What I beileve is this. God and his Angels, and The Devil and his Imps had a War. That lead to the conclution that they were both equaly powered. That is why I beileve God did not destroy Hell. Also, I beileve Both places are real. I beileve that if you make the chose, to be Good or Bad, you can't choose where to go. By declairing a deal, because of the war, if you were bad you go to you know were (note, I know I said the word before, but realy don't feel comfurtably using the word) And if you were good, you go to Heaven. And yes I am Catholic.

The Vietnam War. We shouldn't even have been over there. They were in a civil war.

Thank you for the tip. i have been working on my animating skills for a while, and I learned how to use AS resently, but putting them together is tough for me.

As I am, I have plenty of Ideas for a flash game. The only problem is, I'm not good a AS or animating. I have worked with flash before, but I suck. If anyone could helpout, I'd apreciate that. Thankyou.

Ive recently been playing starcraft and guildwars.

thanks for the tips. Just a few things.

1. I useally like to create character without useing sprites. I create them by drawing them grouping all the peaces together and creating a symbol from that.

2. I do not like sprites.

3. I don't like the FRF type of flash but in every movie I tween.

4. I did not animate the picture of Yoda. I found him on google.

I'v tryed a few times to create a sucsessful Flash vido. for some reson I cant create on good enough that it can be submitted. I was wondering if I could get some help from those of you who have made manny sucsesful flash vidios so I can finaly create one that will get submitted. If you are willing to give Ideas for my first (my third try) flash vidio to get submitted my subject is starwars but i'm not copying the original. I am specificly calling it Galaxy Flash but makeing a lightsaber (Laser sword) battle. Could you possibly help out with my problem.

I'dhave to say it needs atleast alittle bit of violance. I hate those games that have like loud curses. My dad always makes me quit out of tose because he sais "I really don't appreciate you watching/plaing that." I hate that.

Before I knew the trick I hated Littlefoot the shaman from Murloc stranglethorn fever.

I'm not sure. Do you know who it is anyways