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At 2/4/11 06:03 PM, zooos wrote: My face smacked the tread mill so hard that i actually stopped moving for a second or two, and then gridded down my face. Now under my nose I have a deep indent from that stupid move of mine.

Some kid (an enemy of mine) had fell on a treadmill and had marks for a week. It was hillarious.

1 : What's your real name?-
Confedential
2 : When is your birthday?-
Confedential
3 : What would be your ideal job?-
Software programmer, or aerospace engineer (I know, sounds a bit more than I could do)
4 : Who's is your idol?-
Snookie (Nah JK)
5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?-
Pimp
6 : What's your favorite meal?-
Ribs
7 : What's your favourite type of car?-
The PERANA (look it up if you don't know how awesome it is)
8 : which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex would you date?-
Havent met too many girl users (or know for that mater)
9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a fiancé(e) / wife / husband and child(s)?-
later in my life, not now, not ready
10 : Do you think 2012 will be the beginning of a new era, or the END OF THE WORLD OMFG, or nothing at all (see picture below) ?-
Era of realization that people are retards for thinking the world is gonna end.
11 : If a mystical force could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from
Newgrounds, would you be happy?-
Yes. No more random forms there for no apparent reason.
12 : What's your favorite video game?-
Blackops. Definately
13 : Which console do you prefer?-
Xbox. Awesome
14 : Have you bought Alien Hominid or Castle Crasher, or Super Meat Boy? If yes, how do you find it? If no, why don't you buy it??-
Bought Castle crashers. Game's awesome as anything and found it cuz i was on NG before the purchase
15 : Do you own a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?-
No but people localy do (guess the words comin around)
16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?-
maybe an hour, or more.
17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)-
That I can be on this account and not get spammed as much as others might.
18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming a NG mod, etc.)?-
Not nessisaraly. Yea, would be cool to be a mod, but dont hav as much power as TOM.
19 : The new Newgrounds Redesign is upon us. Thoughts? Expectations? Fears of change?-
Chat finnaly! More levels, Pimp and Bomb are gonna have trouble. Redesign... Might be more hi-tech than we might think.
20 : What is the most important feature of Newgrounds to you?-
The ability to play awesome games, rate them, and get cool stuff off of just that.
21 : If you could change your user name, what would you change it to?-
War Legends. I think it would be sick. Friends say its weird?
22 : If you would say one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?-
How about private forums, just for friends or just for mods? How bout it?
23 : Why do you post in the Newgrounds BBS?-
cuz its a way to get away from real world stress, not having to know what to say.
24 : Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuz her eggs were on the udder side. But the farmer was chasing her anyways
25 : Does it burn when you pee?-
no dont think so...

Yea sum retarded suggestions /\
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But some accualy some realistic although, having 90% sunburn means pain nomatter what he does period.
Sorry dude, but your gonna have pain, and peeling, unless you put the aloe cream on, it'll hurt first, but it'll go away.

Well just recently I got over an anger issue that lasted about a year, but it's slowly coming back due to some annoying people that I'm having trouble wiht. I just h8 when people turn their backs on you. I just feel like hooking them all.

At 2/3/11 06:13 PM, Shadowu wrote: You are in a room with a mile thick stone walls and no way out (no windows or doors or etc.)

All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

(If this gets 2 pages and you guys are really stumped, then I'll answer it)

Okay...
I know the answer...
Look in teh mirror, see what you saw...
A saw?
Take the saw, cut the bottom legs of the table. Lay on teh table, go to sleep, then teh table breaks in half. Two halves make a (w)hole, and you fall through the hole and die,

Wait a minute...

Would you realy like to find out like that one of your closest male friends on NG was 60 or sumting, rly sometimes people don't realize this.

most people have experienced an earthquake and didn't know it. A 1 mag earthquake feels like a large truck is driving down your street. I've experienced about 4 of them. Not too uncomun

I think I no the secret...
If we all overnight, freeze ourselves (or put ourselves in a chamber that stops growth) then our average 8 hour sleep would be taken away, reducing one year, to 2/3 of average human growth. That way, if I was 60, I would only have aged about 40 years, that should raise our life expectancy.
Lets just wait for scientists to figure that out k.

School rules are annoying. My school's dress code is bad enough. No chain necklaces (I wear one anyways cuz of my religion), no hoodies cuz people can "choke" you with it, no ripped or "frayed" jeans for wutever reason, and we cant have anything showing weapons (even you are supporting the army) violence or (and of course) "pornagraphic material". Not only that, a girl in my school got in trouble for getting scooped and football fielded. How imbarasing.

If zombies came and were attacking, and we shot them, that would weaken them because they are either dead and risen humans, or as they call them "Infected" as an infection that makes them "zombies" they would be weakend by bullets because they are human (or used to be). If you hit one in the back of teh neck with a cross THAT would make them stronger.
Anything realy weird, I heard from himself (accualy 2 people) about 2 feet tall say They can beat me up. I would drom them so hard they wouldn't live to see tomorrow. That is surely crazy.

I don't know how to import the lame_enc.dll to my games factory. How do I do it?

Lets ask the little blue arrow. He'll show us the way everybody

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or not

Well you're pretty much only demonstraiting that you know how to use the mouse feature as well as collition, health, and active objects, but the game has no point to it. No storyline or objective to back itself up.
That is all.

yea but still they shud decrees the exp needed 2 lvl up
plus theyl hav more competion. Pimp and bomb will hav more to compete with

Believe it or not, I havn't been heer long enuf 2 realize that ther r 2 60s now, which wer months away for those 2 when i left. Now, Pimp and bomb both hav it. Whos next but oblivion. Any1 think its about time we increase the rankings again. mayb 2 a 90 and decrease the exp need 4 the levls

I like the pointy whacky stick. 2 bad its only found in CTF or Stockpile. It's so important it has its own waypoint.

lol
listen to music from halo.
hahaha
the only time you listen to music from a video game is when you accually play it. I would never buy a games soundtrack.

At 1/1/11 03:51 PM, Minners wrote: 2011's already ruined with tax increases to fuel... And Tax is a conspiracy...

No its cuz next yeer is the end and evry1 noes it. I'll be laughing wen evry1 goes crazy next NewYeer.

Well ya ill sign ur cat

oops... sorry, i droped my finger
on second thought, no i wont sign ur cat

a sponge bob poty training thing. Retarded!

Alot of males have anger issues. so do I. Its not a problem is it. thats why I have newgrounds
(Exept I hate those dumb games that you cant win at. Stupid creators)

At 7/21/10 02:53 PM, AioriaRox wrote: VY Canis Majoris is DEFINITELY bigger, with WOH G64 and VV Cephei A being runner-ups to biggest star discovered.
Source: Wikipedia Article

Son of a sun thats huge. How many ants could fit in that monster?

At 7/27/10 04:29 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: Did you spend all night thinking of that one?

I kno right

All the B-mary stuff freaks me out. But I gues its not true right.

What the hell is tha--

At 7/27/10 04:05 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:

At 7/27/10 04:04 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Lord of the rings didnt even have any black people in.. nobody cares black people probably dont even care so..

Black elves...
U MAD?

You can forget the black raiders or riders or something. Gosh, people have no idea theese days.

And to think i made a recap on my flash "What time is it". lol. How amusing

And to think I was on track for a minute
Of course i realized it was fake but im on a proof streak and I needed to proove it to myself
Anyone who belives are idiots. I admit i was for thinking it was true but seriously, the onion is just a joke. and Omission Control is just a site made by some idiot who hates NASA. He did go to the moon sucas. you're just all gealous

At 7/27/10 02:55 PM, 3dog14 wrote:

At 7/27/10 02:55 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: .. Pussy.

I second this

I third this

:keep it going

At 7/24/10 04:26 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: I never really noticed the girl next door... unitl I was in the garden yesterday and saw her playing Pokemon.

I ran inside and grabbed hold of my DS and challenged her. No-one's beaten me yet in my neighbourhood (I pwn everyone and anyone within a 100-mile radius) but she managed to win. I mainly use rock Pokemon (Brock being my hero and everything lol), but she managed to beat my uber team.

So I spat on her. I told her to never show her face in MY neighbourhood again and ran inside and cried. I ran and told my mom and she made me an ice cream sundae. I locked myself in my room and put Tool on full blast and opened my window, razzing at her.

It's only a matter of time before she falls in love with me B-)

Are you mentaly stupid? Lets see. You have a base score of 100. 200 means your like top of dem all, and 0 means you suck.

You're living still (-5)
You like pokemon (-10)
You spat on a girl (-15)
You cried afterwards (-20)
You think she's gonna like you (-25)
You post this on newgrounds (-30)

Your final score...
-005
That Means you suck more than anything

Ask her who she likes. If she sais you, then say that you like her too. That worked for some of my friends, might aswell work for you.