After failing your fortitude save, you decide it might be best to leave town for a little while. You lose 2 CON.

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You walk in on your parents having sex.

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At 6/3/09 03:07 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Beg your parents the chance to browse the net one last time. You never know where you can find adventure, you know.

When you get tired of jackassing around outside the town walls, you decide to go pay your parents a visit. It's been ten, maybe even fifteen minutes since they last saw you. They'll be so relieved to see you're okay and glad to have you back that they'll probably let you use their internet connection.

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Looks cute. Diggin' the style, just hope it doesn't turn all animu-ish like 75% of the other threads here.

At 6/3/09 01:30 AM, gamemaster93 wrote:

At 6/3/09 01:16 AM, sldghmmr wrote: Calm down.

OP may be on to something.

My dick.

So... this is just a thread about you complaining?

At 6/3/09 12:40 AM, reality-monkey wrote: Must've torn off his sleeves to look more macho...

Upon closer inspection, you realize that your backpack is made of what used to be your sleeves.

It's probably best not to question why.

At 6/3/09 12:23 AM, Little-Eise wrote: Jackson: retrieve arms from backpack.

You've already got arms, dipshit!

awesome, thanks

At 5/29/09 03:09 PM, Mr-Molotov wrote: OK, I'm tired of you ppl telling me that my artwork is shit, gay, crap, etc

Gay shitty crap.

It is a warm summer morning. You're standing outside the main gate of STARTING TOWN, saying your last goodbyes to your parents. As a man in his mid twenties, you feel it's time to leave your parent's basement and finally head out into the real world. Also coincidentally your parents are kicking you out of their house because you've never had a job and you haven't gone outside in the past six months.

There is a GUARD by the MAIN GATE, and the ROAD behind you most assuredly leads to adventure, whores, booze, and riches.

Pic 2 of 2, you can post now

At 6/2/09 10:46 PM, BonusStage wrote: Name: Jackson, from the Nether of Lands

Ah, Jackson! Truly the manliest of names! Your shillelagh glimmers with the power of a million Samuels at the thought of the name, and you muster the gayest :3 face that you can.

(I'd like to use this opportunity to bring up a few more things while we're still getting started. Multiple suggestions are allowed, and I'll pic from the best one. Try to limit them to five or so. Also, if I post a picture with the phrase (Pic X of Y) beneath it, please wait for me to finish posting. Thanks!)

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At 6/2/09 09:45 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Race - English
Class - Mage
Colour - Orange
STR - 5
DEX - 5
CON - 10
INT - 15
WIS - 15
CHA - 10

Ah, a mage! Bitches love a man who can spin the threads of time and warp reality into his own will, let alone one with a suave English accent. And that orange suits you nicely.

One last step before you set out on your quest: What is your name?

At 6/2/09 09:27 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: Might that be Doctor Steel i spy?

Why yes, yes it is.

Oh, and just a reminder if I wasn't clear: DO NOT POST YOUR ART IN THIS THREAD.

Here's how this is supposed to go:
I present you with a picture
You tell me what you want the character to do next
I choose a command, then present you all with a picture based on that command
You tell me what you want the character to do next
I choose a command, then present you all with a picture based on that command
Repeat endlessly.

It is the middle ages. Swords and sorcerers are part of every day life. Your meals consist of adventure, and you poop wanderlust. There's riches to be had somewhere, and it's your job to find them, spend them, get drunk, and probably die from being crushed to death in a orgy with the highest-class wenches gold can afford.

But before any of that can begin, you need to create your character!

You still need:
-A race
-A class
-A color

Your stats may also be modified, but you can only add points to one stat if you subtract them from another.

Hello, one and all, and welcome to Epic Quest! the NG Choose-Your-Own MSPaint Adventure! This is a choose-your-own adventure, much in the style of the original MSPaint Adventures! Basically, I will post an image, and then you suggest what the character does, along the style of an old text-based game. (Think Deliver That Fulp! if you're unfamiliar).

Now, this is on a trial-basis. I know the suggestions are going to be rather short at times (Walk east, slay dragon, etc.), but don't spam the thread with them. I'm going to try to pic from the first few suggestions each time, and remember that each page is going to take some time to draw. If you see that some suggestions have already been made, then try to steer away from making more suggestions and towards conversation or whatever's relevant at the time.

Furthermore, keep up-to-date on what's going on. I'm going to have an archive of this all over here in my news post. Don't make suggestions for things that happened several pages ago, as that will make you look stupid.

And lastly, because this is going to be done mostly in paint, the moderators can lock this at any time if my quality of work dips below a certain arbitrary threshold. This whole project lies on a very thin line, SO DON'T FUCK IT UP OR SO HELP ME CHRIST....

Anyway, here we go!

I think my main problem is that I'm still kinda excited about being part of a big project like this, and I don't want to constrain myself to one thing (which kinda defeats the point of a sketchbook).

I should have something started by tonight.

I can take suggestions if you guys want to throw them out. I just don't know when I'll get to a scanner.

I live... across the PA border. Assuming this is being mailed to the NG office.

At 6/2/09 07:42 AM, patu1 wrote: those drawings are in a complete other level then the rest..keep it up..

A good level?

Here's some more that I've done. These were some of the first ones, and were much more referenced than the first two I posted.

Johnny Cash you are my god.

That's it, I'm going to bed.

At 6/2/09 07:37 AM, scottmale24 wrote:

At 6/2/09 07:36 AM, Bigbaddragon wrote: What does this Topic have to do with your Title?

It's a question I posed. I am typing what I think.

I beleive the phrase you were looking for was "stream of consciousness", although I doubt a few posts on the internet merit any sort of literary analyzing.

At 6/2/09 07:36 AM, Bigbaddragon wrote: What does this Topic have to do with your Title?

It's a question I posed. I am typing what I think.

It's like 7:30 am here. I should go to bed.

Also, poozy never IM's me. And I haven't even started my sketchbook tour thing.

And I'll never be an astronaut because I'm too tall.

At 6/2/09 03:49 AM, Kuro wrote: Did you ask the artists for permission when you put their work in your flash?

Best response.

At 6/2/09 03:59 AM, C-Hawk wrote: LOL no, it's not.

Beep boop.

Mine keeps looking up at me, all blank and angry from my desk.

Fan Tastic

Nope.

I like skulls, and I don't know why. ESPECIALLY COLD, UNFEELING ROBOT SKULLS.

Pencil, pen, & paper.

By the by, feel free to hit me up with comments, criticisms, things of that nature. It's welcome and I'd definitely appreciate it. I may even do requests eventually.

I'm... not too great with faces. These are kinda old. I have some more old faces should you want to see them. I need a lot more practice on them.

This was for a sculpture class, actually. We had to draw so many faces for whatever reason, but because I'm an engineering student I got sidetracked and drew a guy with a tentacle instead of a jaw, and then what was originally supposed to be Robocop but turned into some generic space fantasy guy.

Pen & sketchbook paper