To be honest I just thought of a golden Abe Sapien while reading that. But Abe woulda kicked that guy's ass around the room.

At 1/22/09 05:19 PM, Jonas wrote: Just realized, you posted on the first page of this topic.

P

Pfft, like I can be bothered to remember where I post, what day of the week it is, what my pin number is, or what color shirt I'm wearing.

Also here is a lobster girl.

I remember I got descouted pretty quick last time, and I'm not sure why. Nobody really told me.

Tenfinity billion hours in paint.

Ha ha! Nevermind! I just divided it, rounded it, and multiplied it.

(Math.round(this._x/25))*25;
(Math.round(this._y/25))*25;

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/031009/7 0049_blocks.php

So... I'm at a complete loss how to do this here problem. Basically I'm working on a flash game where you drag tiles onto a grid, and I want them to snap onto a grid. I'm not sure if there'd be an easy way to do this, but right now what I'm thinking is I can get the tile's _x and _y, and somehow round them to the coordinates of the grid. Each square in the grid is 25 pixels, but I am at a loss how to do this.

I call this one "surrealist bullshit" because that's what it is.

Another doodle from work.

this thread

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha

And another thing

Here's some naked lobster girl for you.

At 9/21/09 05:02 PM, kidd25 wrote:

At 9/21/09 04:05 PM, scottmale24 wrote: I have a DOOM tattoo. Am I a cool guy yet guys

yes you are a DOOM fan. now how many hours did you put into them?

The entirety of my childhood.

I still have difficulty on Nightmare mode, but that's because I haven't got the hang of "You don't have to kill everything" yet.

At 9/21/09 04:52 PM, the-dz wrote:

At 9/21/09 04:38 PM, scottmale24 wrote: Hey, I don't want to be a bother (as I already asked over here) but could somebody get me a screenshot of the medic from the front? I just need like, from the waist up.

I saw you posted in the other thread about just watching Meet the Spy, but here is something anyway.

Thank you, it is much appreciated.

At 9/21/09 04:43 PM, Re2deemer wrote: Meet The Spy has several moments where you can see clearly Medic's face.

Any reason to watch Meet the Spy is good enough for me.

Thanks

Barry, of course.

Hey, I don't want to be a bother (as I already asked over here) but could somebody get me a screenshot of the medic from the front? I just need like, from the waist up.

Half Life did it for me.

god damn gordon is a sexy motherfucker

I'm the kind of gamer that, when somebody else introduces themselves as a "gamer", I get really excited until I realize they're talking about video games.

I have a DOOM tattoo. Am I a cool guy yet guys

I need a couple screenshots of the medic from the front. I'm making a flash game for somebody, but I can't find any pictures of the medic from the front (at least ones that are large enough to see his facial features and whatnot.)

Thanks, guys.

Thys.

At 8/18/09 12:50 PM, J-qb wrote: That one could go with so many interesting texts instead of "I fucking hate my job"

I draw what inspires me.

Whoosh!

A cactus.

And I want to watch.

At 7/18/09 03:19 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Take a look around and try to figure out where the hell you are now.

You seem to be in front of some kind of castle. The two ladies have grown tired of your dipshittery and have wandered off to bigger, better things.

Looks like the artist's signature.

At 7/18/09 04:42 PM, LinaInverseFan wrote: Come to my profile and see the new art I posted! Its sweet. Also, can someone please scout me out so people can see my art in the portal?

I would, but I got unscouted. I'm not sure why, they didn't really say.

At 7/18/09 04:29 PM, Starogre wrote: try to actually draw content rather than just inserting a bunch of filters and twirling it with the liquify tool

Pfft, that's no liquify tool. That's another filter!

At 7/18/09 04:02 PM, Kurofelis wrote: Put one glass over your mouth and inhale so that the glass sticks to your face.

And don't exhale.

Two attractive female adventurers behind you take notice of your retarded antics. Through the giggles you can hear names like "idiot", "dipshit", and "clearly a virgin".

At 7/18/09 03:38 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: use one of the glasses as a monocle

Wow, what a fucking waste of time!

At 7/18/09 02:56 PM, J-qb wrote: take you glasses out of your backpack.

You remove your collectible Jugtown glasses from your inventory. Given to you by the King himself for rescuing his estranged wife while simultaneously uncovering a plot to resurrect the elder god Shub-Niggurath, these glasses represent a sacred oath to never whisper of those fateful events, lest national security be compromised and the fate of the world, nay, the universe be put at risk once more. To hold these glasses is to hold knowledge far beyond what any one man should know, but to also hold the responsibility to never speak, hint at, or even think about the events that transpired in the span of time between when you first entered that fateful strip club, to where you currently stand. Ever.

Now what?

After a long period devoid of simplistic art and bombastic descriptions, you are now somewhere else for some reason!

You deposit six Bloodstone Rubies into your Shitty Plot Vestibule.