At 10/29/09 06:27 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Open to the bookmarked page.

There are no words to describe the terror you are currently feeling in your gut.

A penis I drew for the penis thread. Originally done in paint, then colored in photoshop. Looks like a cucumber.

Decided the ol' girl could use some color.

MSpaint penis here

What's going on in this thread?

Ps. guys, 400 replies

At 10/29/09 05:33 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote: Jacko: Open up the huge purple book first- it's so large something may be concealed within. Or at least a LOT of Kama sutra.

This is, by a wide margin, the most terrifying thing you've ever held in your hands.

At 10/29/09 04:55 AM, LegolaSS wrote: search bookcase for anything usefull...

None of the books seem to be labeled. Which book would you like to start with?

At 10/28/09 09:59 PM, TheCupcakeArmy wrote: Climb through the window to see what's inside.

Curious to find the source of the thunderous roar, and to ascertain the whereabouts of your best friend the information booth guy, you jump through the booth window. Ah, information booth guy. As you leap, you fondly regard his informative prowess, both the good times you've had (and the bad!), and the adventures you two will surely have down the road.

Your feet land with a slippery thud, and you turn to discover... oh no.

hay guys can i be in your game

Hey, where did the information booth guy go?

At 10/28/09 10:53 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Seeing the same sign on the flag outside the castle as the one on the mech man. Ask the info guy what it means?

After a lot of trial and error, you manage to position your hand in such a way that the question mark looks like it's coming out of it. You can't really move from this spot, but should the information guy glance over, he's sure to see how terrifying you've become and give you all the answers you could want.

From your right, your hear a loud, resonating BLAM! Turning with excitement, you hope to see somebody's flash movie get deleted.

At 10/28/09 04:41 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Tie the question mark to your hand, making it look like a hook hand.

That is sure to make you more intimidating.

The intangibility of the question mark makes this an incredibly difficult task, but you give it the ol' college try. Not that you ever went to college.

The information booth guy waits patiently through your jackassery.

At 10/28/09 04:32 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Start aggressively interrogating the guy about the castle.

You're not sure if you're capable of such a thing. The only arguments you've ever been in have been on the internet, and even then you lose most of those.

Also, where did that floating question mark come from.

"You've been standing there for months. Th' fuck do you want?"

Is your enemy a duped MC?

Boop

The Unfinished Collab, by Insanimation Type: Movie Rating: Ages 13+

Also I guess this was already done, but we can DO IT BETTER

At 10/28/09 01:06 AM, PBass wrote: Whoops, nevermind, I don't have a BA

That was a pretty good animation! That rule may change, depending on how many people get interested in this, so don't get too down.

Also, here is what will probably be my contribution:
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/3809/918 8_gunnin2.php

I did something similar to that a while ago. You may want to look at this tutorial:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/6390 64

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/3809/684 8_dickbutt.php

Define "follow". Like, movieclip_a is moving in a circle, and movieclip_b is moving right behind it?

I was just going through a bunch of my old flash files, playing through some games I had started to work on, and I noticed they all had potential, but I lacked ambition to finish them. This got me to thinking. I can't be the only person out there who starts a project with a lot of steam, but then loses momentum due to time constraints, real life, or stagnation of interest. I think it would be neat to get all these files together and showcase the "What Could Have Beens" of Newgrounds. Be it game, animation, whatever.

The goal here is to get exposure for all the unseen hard work, the failures behind the successes. Who knows. Some of us may rekindle our love for our forgotten projects and complete them. Or it will be a big failure we can all look back on and regret. Won't that be fun?

SPECIFICS:
- Resolution 600x500. If your file is bigger it'll be scaled to fit, and any blank space will be filled in with black.
-30 FPS
-AS 2
-Keep your animation/game in a movieclip labelled <yourname>_mc, and any files associated with it using the same naming pattern
-Keep variables local to your MC, or give them names like <yourname>bulletcount.

RULES:
-No v-cams. They are kind of a bitch to deal with to be honest.
-3.0 or higher batting average
-No huge files.
-End date is Nov. 30th. This isn't about going out and making a half-assed flash and then submitting it. The only real work here should be changing a few symbols and some actionscript.
-Only submit things with some degree of entertainment value. Refine your submissions, if need be. I don't want thirty cut and paste platformers with one level and a blue rectangle protagonist, or the first five seconds of a madness tribute.
-Put your *.fla into a zip file, and include a 100x100 icon and a notepad file briefly describing the submission. Your original inspiration, why you had to quit, why you're proud of it, something of that nature.
-Send files to scottmale24@hotmail.com with the subject "NG Flash Collab"

Thoughts? Suggestions? Good idea, bad idea, too many rules, what? This is the first collab I'm doing, so help is appreciated.

Less than a minute in paint. Drawn with a mouse. Nothing fantastic, but definitely a hand.

Practice a lot. It helps.

Why did I enter that?

Anyway, as I was going to say, I really like the Tom Fulpumpkin, but I also really like the tankmen one with the NG eyes. It's a hard choice between the two.

At 10/27/09 04:17 PM, HellboundNinja wrote: My vote so far is for the tom fulpumkin
that is just bad ass

I also enjoy the Tom Fulmpkin.

At 10/26/09 04:57 PM, sucho wrote: if i find calamari in my happy meal, i'll be sure to let you know

San check, plz

My pumpkin is one leather jacket shy of being the coolest pumpkin on the street, you don't even know.

Bitches love origami. Seriously, whip out a paper bird or some shit, panties be gettin' soaked, dicks be gettin' sucked.

At 10/26/09 04:16 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: Burn down your house, it's the only way to get rid of them once they reach the woodwork...

That's actually this crappy wooden door that goes down to the dirt cellar. It's like creepy rape-town down there. Luckily I rent the second floor, so I don't give a rats ass if they're down there.

So I woke up today to find the outside of my house covered in those little red and black insects that are common around here. I have no idea where they all came from, but they seemed to be enjoying the sunny weather, as they were mostly on the well-lit side of the house.

Naturally, being one of the older newgrounders, I took a picture with the intent of making an Oh snap! topic.

Not bad for freehanding it.