last night i had a dream, i was in a house ive never been in before. this girl comes up to me and greets me. i say "have i met you before? you look familiar" she says "No i dont think so" i look down, shes wearing jeans with the back pockets in the front, and her computer was in the front of her livingroom. so i then yelled "YOU'RE JADE THE ASSASSIN!" she laughed and turned to me, she said "Yes, i am, and now you must die." she pulled out an uzi and i flipped a table over and ducked behind it. i saw another uzi on the ground, so i picked it up and started firing back. she then took out a bazooka off her wall, and shot me with it. i flew out the window and into the street. she got into her car, then drove out, and ran me over.
The hell are you smoking before you sleep?