He just a black golf player, we can replace him easily.

Wait a sec, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS OTHER BLACK GOLF PLAYERS!

I guess our atomic bomb really did fuck them up.

There is a girl in my school, and it's weird as hell.

Logan Daniel Byrge
Logan Danielle Benoit

Her mom and dad's names are: Michelle & Daniel
My mom and dad's names are: Michelle & Daniel

Our parents met in a hospital before we were born.

I swear I am not lying about this crazy shit.

Not whining, but enjoying where this shitty thread is going.

At 11/23/09 06:24 PM, Grizzli wrote:

At 11/23/09 06:18 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: He never forgets to give them a big wave.

Yet ANOTHER one of those things on Newgrounds that you feel guilty for laughing at it.

This is more proof that I will end upgoing to hell.

At 11/23/09 06:22 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote:

At 11/23/09 06:21 PM, stick101 wrote:

At 11/23/09 06:20 PM, TylerDurden121 wrote: Silly boy, gods not real.

Silly boy, Athiests often look stupid because of people like you

Silly boy, im expressing an opinion of mine not trying to be a douche bag.

Silly boy, you hijacked my thread.

He never forgets to give them a big wave.

lolyahooanswersfail

At 11/17/09 08:51 PM, Ptcfast wrote: This thread is Frosty.

No, I am frosty.

At 11/21/09 05:17 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: 1.find walet
2.???????
3. PROFIT!!!

Get off this god-damn thread you meme-loving 4-chan-er.

Rich, because bitches love riches.

If you ask me, they've milked the whole Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana thing WAY more than they should've.

When I was little, my dad told me that my dog's balls were very bad bug-bites.

Im so original!

More to come soon!

Is it just me, or are the MW1 maps better than these MW2 maps? I have a 3 reasons.
1: MW1 maps had more cover.
2: They had more sniping positions.
3: The we more urban battlefields, which meant more twists and turns.

At 11/9/09 07:58 PM, TheBoard wrote: If I really need to drop some shit at school I use teacher bathrooms. At my school they are never locked. Also at my work if you go beyond the 'fire exit' there is a secret bathroom, to which I have a key. I try not to use public bathrooms for my shitting, I even try not to use friends' because of their toilet paper. Urinating, however..
Unfortunately for the public at large, I am the guy who makes you never want to use public bathrooms in fear you'll get the one I fucked up. I'm the dude who pees on the seats, on the handles of the toilets, the stall handles, on the floors, the walls, on the toilet paper rolls. One more than one occasion I have deliberately shat on the floor and on the toilets seat instead of the bowl.

Someone did that at our school, and now we have to have to sign a note telling the time of which we leave and come back, and some teachers even have some of their pets to go check the stalls after someone leaves them.

Damn you.

Though I do not know why the icon for this thread is "Mad as Hell," but I must say that I like Ellis the most, because he relates to me. A country boy who likes to shoot shit for fun.

I've always wanted to have a job out there, like the fisherman.
I hate being in small places, it wouldnt work for me as an animator.

At 10/31/09 04:31 PM, Makeshift wrote:

At 10/31/09 04:25 PM, ScorchedMoose wrote: Pre-order Assassin's Creed 2: You get better weapons, AND A FLYING MACHINE.

Better weapons? Isn't the flying machine part of the game?

Pre-order Left For Dead 2: Baseball Bat & Early Access to The Demo!

OMFG A BASEBALL BAT! I can wait for the demo. You're going to have the game a few days after anyways

So, how many of you pre-orderers are pissed that you dont get anything?

You're over exaggerated

I mean, we could've at least gotten our multiplayer characters to look like Soap, like Sgt. Johnson in ODST.

Obvious Troll Is Obvious.

I just pre-ordered it at gamestop today, but I was wondering one thing. Why don't you get something special for pre-ordering?
Pre-order Assassin's Creed 2: You get better weapons, AND A FLYING MACHINE.
Pre-order Left For Dead 2: Baseball Bat & Early Access to The Demo!
Pre-order Modern Warfare 2: Nothing.

So, how many of you pre-orderers are pissed that you dont get anything?

I think that L4D2 should've been called Left 2 Die.

amirite?

Look it up on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

There is a small pizza place up the road from my house called "Charley's Pizza."

Damn good pizza.

Red Sox.
Steelers.
Fuck Off.

This isn't really scary, but it creeps me out.

Pico Takes A Shit, by ConAir Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

At 10/24/09 07:04 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: Dude, stop doing pot

Why would anyone want to stop? It's good for you, man.

One last thing before my epic mooseness leaves this thread. How old is this "Connor?"

You need to start giving out kisses behind the trailer at recess.

Cookie for whoever gets the refrence.

At 10/24/09 08:45 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Gay Porn Catalog: $20
Mailing it to you: $0
Your reaction: Priceless.

MasterCard.

Why, I just love those commercials.

Yes, from the sound of it, it is.