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Author Search Results: 'schumaccercat'

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1.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Write an episode of The Simpsons

Posted: 02/20/09 08:18 AM

Forum: General

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer Raped tod flanders
()Marge meets a man who is a door to door door salesman and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star jimmy savvle
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a penis model
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save herself from getting a dick in her by a sweaty 34 year old man called ey---------
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by forcing her


2.

None

Topic: Create a black hole for only $8.00!

Posted: 02/20/09 08:06 AM

Forum: General

can I just interject ? Nye is my name :p (first name) my last name is Carter


3.

Happy

Topic: What is the speed of dark?

Posted: 02/20/09 08:03 AM

Forum: General

It's not 'dark' it is just when there is no light , so it still is the speed of light , but how fast the light dissapates not comes on. ( hope that helped)


4.

Elated

Topic: Help Me Buy A Laptop Ng...

Posted: 02/20/09 08:02 AM

Forum: General

second hand macbooks of ebay 200-250 pounds usually in mint condition too , well apart from that big sheet of glass on the screen...


5.

Misunderstood

Topic: Heart-Warming Bushfire Photo

Posted: 02/20/09 08:00 AM

Forum: General

I'm Allergic to koalas :( no really


6.

Elated

Topic: A cure for aids

Posted: 02/20/09 07:57 AM

Forum: General

what about syphalis chlomidia and ghonnoeria


7.

Elated

Topic: Stupid Things You Thought As A Kid

Posted: 02/20/09 07:54 AM

Forum: General

At 2/18/09 09:15 PM, MrFlopz wrote: I used to think the Middle East was somewhere near Central America.

Mine is simalar but more frodo related.


8.

None

Topic: Newgrounds Help! Krispy kreme

Posted: 02/20/09 07:50 AM

Forum: General

At 2/20/09 07:35 AM, Podburrys wrote:
At 2/20/09 07:27 AM, BrockManson wrote: You were told by a FORMER girlfriend eh? Sounds like you need to lose your spare tire fatty. =p
Shurrup and send meh doughnuts and a bottle of Coke :3 Raspberry sounds like it would be interesting though. Anyone have an idea how many flavours they DO have?

when I went it wasnt a huge store but they has about 30 diferent types and about 10 of each flavour , and btw raspberry = delicious , im going to go get myslef a doctor pepper now..


9.

Happy

Topic: Retard Students Take Over My School

Posted: 02/20/09 07:12 AM

Forum: General

Any counter protest ideas?

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Lime gas should do the trick

:damn hippies


10.

Happy

Topic: Newgrounds Help! Krispy kreme

Posted: 02/20/09 07:07 AM

Forum: General

I have returned from the quest of donutron five and I have returned with some epic loot! a original glazed mage ring two tier five rasperry filled and a flying chocolate with sprinkles!


11.

None

Topic: Newgrounds Help! Krispy kreme

Posted: 02/20/09 05:46 AM

Forum: General

At 2/20/09 05:40 AM, Podburrys wrote:
At 2/20/09 05:37 AM, schumaccercat wrote:
At 2/20/09 05:36 AM, Podburrys wrote: Krispy Kreme? Well, if you go, all you're actually going to get is sugar, dough and fat. Choice doesn't matter!
How fun your life is.
/pesimissm.

Nah, seriously, it's true. They are tasty, but SOOO bad for you. Almost anything else is better.

Fair enough I guess , I just really eat what I want cause' im not exactly fat.


12.

Happy

Topic: Trackpads are not unlike Nazis

Posted: 02/20/09 05:41 AM

Forum: General

you get used to them , I foudn it hard to use on a macbook but you eventually find it second nature.


13.

Happy

Topic: Newgrounds Help! Krispy kreme

Posted: 02/20/09 05:37 AM

Forum: General

At 2/20/09 05:36 AM, Podburrys wrote: Krispy Kreme? Well, if you go, all you're actually going to get is sugar, dough and fat. Choice doesn't matter!

How fun your life is.


14.

Happy

Topic: Pimp My Desktop!

Posted: 02/20/09 05:35 AM

Forum: General

why can't you make it yourself?
P.S: I'll give it a shot anyway you lazy, lazy boy


15.

Happy

Topic: Newgrounds Help! Krispy kreme

Posted: 02/20/09 05:34 AM

Forum: General

At 2/20/09 05:32 AM, Ogirra wrote: Don't. Go and get a cookie instead. They're far more satisfying and ever so chewy.

That my be true , but I am in the market for the donut-y goodnessness today.


16.

Kissing

Topic: i has problem

Posted: 02/20/09 05:33 AM

Forum: General

It's A time in your life when a girl becomes a woman.


17.

Happy

Topic: Newgrounds Help! Krispy kreme

Posted: 02/20/09 05:30 AM

Forum: General

I am going to one of these specialist donut places and don't know what to get , you will help me newgrounds? what should I get


18.

Thinking

Topic: Attn: British Users.

Posted: 02/10/09 02:35 PM

Forum: General

if you go to london , go to ahrrods because they do loads of randomly expensive useless shit and you can watch russian mafia buy five gran dolls houses for their 3 year old daughters


19.

None

Topic: Poozy Sig Parodies :P

Posted: 02/07/09 01:25 PM

Forum: General

At 1/16/09 05:11 PM, Twilight95 wrote:
At 1/16/09 05:10 PM, BlazingIce wrote: I have a feeling Poozy is going to crack out his ban stick on everyone who posed in this thread...
Especially you.

His sig is a parody.

You don't parody a parody, it makes it null and retarded.

I see what you did thar


20.

Elated

Topic: 10 year old kills himself

Posted: 02/07/09 10:25 AM

Forum: General

Lieteau said he performed CPR.
BWAHAHAHAAA!!


21.

None

Topic: Watch who you take home, kids

Posted: 02/06/09 04:52 PM

Forum: General

that writing is the shiznit , how did he not wake up?


22.

Kissing

Topic: For Valentine's Day

Posted: 02/06/09 04:47 PM

Forum: General

that's a good Idea , I suggest tickets to a concert aswell


23.

Elated

Topic: I Want to be a Translator. . .

Posted: 02/06/09 04:37 PM

Forum: General

I want to be an RAF helicopter pilot as soon as im 18 , we could combine forces and destroy the taliban once and for all . . . <-- I did it mum!


24.

Sad

Topic: The Atheist Army

Posted: 02/06/09 04:27 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

hells , yes sign me up , religion is the cause of all wars . all. think about it


25.

None

Topic: hot girl at my school?

Posted: 02/05/09 04:05 PM

Forum: General

At 2/5/09 04:04 PM, jack231 wrote:
At 2/5/09 04:01 PM, saqwert wrote: She doesn't like you and never will.
no need for lies man....by lies i mean she never will like me. THE FUTURE ISN'T SET IN STONE MOTHAFUCKER.

your fugugly give up on life.


26.

Elated

Topic: whats a greb?

Posted: 02/05/09 03:59 PM

Forum: General

dug around for tewnty seconds , found this , pretty funny might help....................................
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...........................Typical conversation between greb and townie;
Greb - "Iguana!"
Townie - "Wot da fook was dat abt man? u wants to have a go? iz gonna kick da shit out of u"
Townie proceeds to punch greb. Greb returns favour.


27.

Winking

Topic: Oh my God it's so big!

Posted: 02/05/09 03:55 PM

Forum: General

that's what she said. Flame away.


28.

Thinking

Topic: [+_+] The Fallout 3 Fanclub [+_+]

Posted: 02/05/09 03:51 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

anyone doing rileys rangers with evil karma , get eugine , then slaughter them all for the armour


29.

None

Topic: [+_+] The Fallout 3 Fanclub [+_+]

Posted: 02/02/09 11:54 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 2/2/09 08:59 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Well yeah... but that only works on normal or easy mode. I have it on hard.

I found it too easy on easy (duh) and too hard on hard so I play medium and it works fine ( 100 percent damadge is doen to you and you do 100 percent damadge) thats medium , on easy you do 200 percent damage and you get 50 percent to you .. not sure bout' hard


30.

None

Topic: [+_+] The Fallout 3 Fanclub [+_+]

Posted: 02/01/09 03:18 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 2/1/09 01:06 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:
At 2/1/09 10:53 AM, schumaccercat wrote: Anyone know where the fatman is in ol' olney , I found medic armour but I cant get the fatman
Well the fatman should be given to you during a main quest. You pick it up from one of the dead guys right before you fight the super mutant Benamoth *or whatever they are called*

The fat man I was talking about in Ol Oney is behind a locked door underneath the town in the sewers. *BEWARE! BRING MINES TO CRIPPLE THE DEATH CLAWS SO THEY WONT KILL YOU* There will be like 10 of them down there... :|

I did the GNR quest after I did teanquility lane , so fatman was gone , and im lvl 20 and i still havenet had a fatman.. :( thanks though , ill look for it
PS dartgun on deathclaw then one shot from alien bhasta is a kill


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