I was fapping at my computer with no one else in the house. Staring at a hentai gallery, I wasn't just starting or about to climax. Then my cat jumps straight from the floor to my desk in front of my screen. All he wanted was some water, but he scared the shit out of me 'cuz he usually doesn't do that and act so quiet.
My friend Adam and his sister were at his dad's house, and Adam's sister's hot friend had spent the night. He walked in on her getting dressed, and when he said sorry and was about to leave, she told him to come in. She was just in her underwear and she told him to finger her (and he did), but her parent's came to pick her up before she came or did anything for Adam. This was when he was 12 or 13, and I didn't get the story out of him until he was 15. He said it didn't feel like he thought it would - like the inside of your cheek (mouth).

Portal for 12 dollars in the orange box. Half life 2, HL2:1, and HL2:2 came in that and were also awesome.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was also very entertaining.
For $20 each I got two of the best games ever: Resident evil 4, and Kingdom Hearts

At 7/12/08 06:45 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: PARENTS DO NOTHING WRONG WE ARE SUPERIOR AND MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS
KIDS MINDS ARE INNOCENT, THE PURE THINGS
VIDEO GAMES WERE MADE BY SATAN

My God, I hope this is satirical.

I would say something about how much a bullshit-bloated foreigner you are, but it seems that the first page has done that job.