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Response to: Funny Sexual Positions Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

Missionary

Silly Mormons.
Response to: So I got some weed... Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

Make a homemade smoking device using a water bottle and tin foil. Light pencils on fire using the stove, and then use them to smoke your weed.

Response to: If rape were legal.. Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

Within six months the whole world population would have aids. Also there would be a strong possibility of being raped by a large black man, like in prison.

Response to: Quantity or quality? Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

Quality Quality Quality, do you know how many animators on newgrounds make like 100 mediocre flashes and nobody ever notices them.

Response to: The Best/worst Park Experience. Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

How can it be your most amazing experience in a park and not involve weed. Parks were designed for smoking weed.

Response to: The King axed in Afghanistan! Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

I thought this had something to do with elvis.

Response to: Admit it. Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

Nah, I go for the free blam/protect.

Response to: Unicorn after wisdom teeth? WTF!?!? Posted April 6th, 2010 in General

They useNO2 at the dentists, you know like whippets.

and with every wisdom tooth removed 5 free vicodin.
Response to: Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Implying Dane Cook is funny.

Ohhh You!!

Dane Cook Vs Dave Chapelle

Response to: Guys I have a problem... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Who ya gonna call?

Guys I have a problem...

Response to: Blue Waffle Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

At 4/5/10 07:52 PM, JKMonkey wrote: seen it? hell ive fapped to it countless times...

So, I have anal masturbated to it.

Response to: Guys I have a problem... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Off to gay camp with you.

It's in San Francisco
Response to: Can't get to sleep... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

At 4/5/10 10:19 PM, Deadclever23 wrote:
At 4/5/10 10:11 PM, Mans0n wrote: take a small dose of Benadryl or Tylenol PM. That should do the trick!
I hope I'm prescribed some of this stuff, should solve my problems. :)

It's OTC. You can get it at CVS.

Response to: furry... why Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

I don't ask my penis, I just trust its judgment. It has never steered me wrong.

Response to: If you were a ghost? Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Pic related.

If you were a ghost?

Response to: Snake has performance anxiety Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

I can think of another snake that has performance anxiety.

Snake has performance anxiety

Response to: Can't find Comp drivers Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

I'm sorry I never have computer problems, because I have Norton Antivirus.

Response to: It's All About The Pussy. Trust Me. Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Damn straight.

Response to: Can't get to sleep... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

At 4/5/10 10:09 PM, Deadclever23 wrote: A sleeping pill will kill me. When I sleep my breathing shuts and and I have to reawaken to breathe again. If I don't reawaken then no more breathing.

Are you fat? Fat people stop breathing in their sleep, and have trouble sleeping. Exercise seems like it would help.

Response to: Guitar troubles Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Why are you playing a real guitar faggot, get guitar hero like a real man.

Response to: Can't get to sleep... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Go to a doctor and have them give you sleeping pills. Don't let them trick you though when I went to a psychiatrist he told me Geodon was a sleeping pill, and Lexapro was for adhd. I called him on it, and he is like but your bipolar and shit, and I yelled at him because he had notepads and shit with the names of the god damn drugs he was going to prescribe me on them. Long story short find a good doctor and not a bastard.

Response to: Making stinging nettle beer. Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

It'd more fun to get someone else to buy you beer and be drunk for a few days non stop.

Just a suggestion, do ya thing.
Response to: Have you ever seen the rain? Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

No, I live in the Antarctica.

I love cummin in girls mouths Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Shit's sexy.

I love cummin in girls mouths

Response to: Does What Happen In The Ngbbs... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Nobody is going to bother to check what you posted on some chat board unless you become famous or an important political figure so no.

but anyone can look it up
Response to: How Much Time People Do Stuff Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

It's a good thing we will have a lot to do in the afterlife.
Pic related.

How Much Time People Do Stuff

Response to: This is reaaally creepy (Video) Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Hank Hill is a pimp.

This is reaaally creepy (Video)

Response to: Boondocks Season 3 Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

It's pretty good, I'll give it a watch when I'm bored.

Response to: I've become addicted... Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Off to the methadone clinic with you, unless you are perfectally fine with ruining your life with your disgusting habit.

Response to: Whats your opinion? Posted April 5th, 2010 in General

Weed is the shit. I smoke it everyday.