Odst was gay as fuck, I beat the first level and then returned it to block buster, another kiddy game, honestly I was expecting a little more than just Halo 3 with night-vision. The story of Halo is completely boring and predictable and plain retarded anyway..

What was it like before you were born?

Exactly.

Speaking of! I was just out about an hour ago with a bunch of my friends smokin some herb, but when I smoke at my house I do get my dog high, and my snake it's fucking hilarious.

I love to play drums/guitar and pretty much no one but my friends know and a few other people so I guess that's it but it's not something I'm ashamed of or something.

You asshole.

cigs are for fags...now the anti weed smoking ads really piss me off because they're just full of fuckin lies, OMG SMOKE A JOINT ONE TIME AND YOU'RE WHOLE FUTURE WILL EXPLODE AND KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!

you're fat

At 9/26/09 12:49 PM, KingExodus wrote: Woah since when do koffings smile?
I'm trippin'.

You don't start tripping off of weed man..

fuckin posers

I never say the pledge, it's fucking retarded, I don't believe in god and I'm not going to do some stupid ritual worshiping a fucking flag, I could really care less..

At 9/15/09 04:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 9/15/09 04:26 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: I've always found the Simpsons to be very intelligent humor done in a very immature fashion.

I used to like The Simpsons but the last few seasons just annoy the fuck out of me. I don't think Matt Groening can top Futurama. And it's not really relevant after a certain age. And the new episodes don't make me laugh at all now.

I agree, the new Simpsons episodes for the past few years haven't been that funny. But about Futurama, it's just that Futurama never got to the point where it passed it's peak, it actually was pretty much canceled right before it's peak, but with new episodes coming out on Comedy Central hopefully they won't suck! The movies were awesome, but you never know..

I love my middle name, LEE, that's right fuckers!

Bruce fucking LEE...

I don't know but I fuckin love tits..and I love fuckin tits..

seriously, they're just awesome.

18000+ honestly though 99% of the videos I "watched" are actually just songs I listen to over and over on youtube with just a still picture frame so it really doesn't count but whatever..

youtube.com/lepricon989

I can't find mspaint otherwise I'd show a picture but fuck it..

I can laugh in the face of horrendous pain.

I broke my wrist and arm when I was in 4th grade and the doctor wondered why I had such a big smile on my face.

When I was a kid around 8 years old I was in my neighbors house and she was about 11 I believe, she's older than me a few years so give or take, anyway, she has always been fucking beautiful, both her parents were white but somehow she looked mixed for some reason, like seriously kind of indian, but totally fucking hot...

Anyway, she was a model, no idea if she still is, probably though, and I was in her house ALL the fucking time alone with her just playing ps2 and watching tv and playing hide and seek and shit lol, and I remember one time I was just chillin and she walked out of the shower with just a thong on and a bra, and we just stared at each other for like 10 seconds and then her FUCKING MOM yelled that I had to go because it was getting too late...I mean goddamn, I've seen her recently and she still is fucking BOMB son...If only..

At least that was the only "i should have" moment, every other chance i got to kiss/fool around etc with a girl I have taken

If you think the Bruce Lee movies suck you are a big fat pussy...

But I do agree, G4 has become like MTV, next they're going to start some fucking dating shows with a bunch of star trek nerds and shit.

At 9/7/09 09:38 PM, Kanaju wrote:

At 9/7/09 09:34 PM, scarykid wrote:

And dont start saying I'm tryin to be cool or some shit, it was just totally amazing I didn't get caught, because every fucking time I'm with my friend the goddamn cops show up! We don't even do anything I don't know how it always happens..

Okay, this is were you sound stupid. Smoking weed is illegal, you can't see you didn't do anything wrong because you were doing something illegal.

No, I mean like causing a bunch of noise and shit so the cops would get called on us or something, we literally make 0 noise and go in the middle of the night/early morning, so I don't know how they keep showing up unless people spy on me or something..

Yesterday night was one of the closest calls I've ever had to getting into some serious trouble, as in, jail time and a big fucking fine.

Me and my friend were chillin last night watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space, the greatest movie ever! Anyway, well during the middle of it I was like alright lets go out for a toke break because it was hot as FUCK in my room, for some reason it always is, anyway, well we went outside and walked out into the forest and were making stupid jokes about seeing bigfoot and michael meyers (we just saw the new Halloween 2 last weekend, was fuckin awesome) while we were smokin a bowl..

Well after we came back on our way to my house, like 1 minute away from it, a fucking cop car strolls past us going like 5 mph, and I am like SON OF A BITCH in my head, but I didn't say shit, I just kept cool and so did he, walking normally and shit, not going off and running, and he just slowly rolled right past us. Right after he got about 30 feet in front of us I booked it right between houses and backyards to my house.

I mean seriously, this was the closest call I've, because we were both high, I had a bowl, and more than enough weed to be a felony charge and all that shit...

So what was the closest call you've ever had with the cops or teachers or w/e..

And dont start saying I'm tryin to be cool or some shit, it was just totally amazing I didn't get caught, because every fucking time I'm with my friend the goddamn cops show up! We don't even do anything I don't know how it always happens..

You know what's really sad? I Just watched this while eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes (THEYRE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!) and I didn't even flinch, I just laughed...

Seriously, the internet has completely fucked me up.

I wouldn't sit around with any of you fags, I'd walk around with my friends and fuck around with the Admins/Mods

Typical case of BABY DICK we have here whales and walruses...

Only if their name is MasterchiefSpartan1923480194801948210948 120948219048124098210498124098124124 then, and only then will I completely ignore whatever they have to say.

Dude if you are allergic to weed that SUCKS so bad man, I would fuckin hate if I was allergic to weed..

Though sometimes I experience shit like that, (this was before I started smoking a lot of weed so don't say it was the weed!) I used to like completely lose my vision and have a serious headache, it felt really fucking weird and I always thought I was going to have a brain hemorrhage or something...but ever since I have smoked pot I haven't got that feeling so it is like medicinal for me! :D

Yeah it is..It really is..

Smoke weed
Hang with friends
Smoke weed with friends
Play guitar
Play drums
Play L4D/Orange box/ Call of Duty WaW
Fap
Listen to horrorcore rap, black metal death metal thrash metal...

That's about all I can think of right now..

You Are 0% Republican
If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that!

Anyone who's even .01% republican is a fag.

This is the first time I've read something on ng and LOL'd in a long long time...

That's not what you're mom said last night.

ho ho hoooo..

Run down your stairs screaming like a monkey and throw feces everywhere!

Weed...Music...Weed and music if I want to get totally stashed..