603 Forum Posts by "ScaryDeathGuy"
At 4/7/04 10:58 PM, shadowsnake7 wrote: TX was defeated in the worst way possible, it just looks like he pulls a wire!!.
No, he took out his damaged power cell and stuck it in its mouth. Don't you remember that scene where he tosses his first cell out the car window and causes a small nuclear explosion? It's called foreshadowing.
"Run, bitch, run! Get help!"
"I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh?"
"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"
So many good quotes....
I don't know if you've seen these or not, but they're fucking hilarious. They should be, considering they were directed and produced by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
The first one is kind of long, but the ending is worth it.
I've been looking for a reason to post this ever since I stole it:
An Objective Individual Combat Weapon (OICW).
Wave o' da future, baby!
The one's that let me fuck them. YEAH. Those are some fine ladies.
God bless them.
At 3/2/04 12:24 AM, iscrulz wrote: I tried growing a unibrow it was ugly.
Odd, that's something most people avoid.
At 3/2/04 12:20 AM, 1_WTC_Clock wrote:
Hmmm...I would probably have it being a clock with tiger skin and grass on top of its head...
No, no, no. He should be a CELL. Yeah, just like the diagram a biology textbook. That just screams "BIOLOGY!"
Either that, or he could go the pun route and be a clock face on an ovary...
At 2/29/04 02:23 PM, SoulShadower wrote:
Wait, how come I don't see any post by Snowcat?
'Cause it got deleted. DUH.
At 2/29/04 02:10 AM, crackaine_addict wrote:
whaat? the shakes they give me are practically water!!
Nah, I think they're made made from crushed chicken heads and toxic waste.
At 2/28/04 08:09 PM, Suicide_Reject wrote:
Thats so gross. i dont think I will ever try those.
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought when I first heard about it. Syrup? IN the goddamn pancake/bun? Blech!
...But then I tried it.
It's like giving Jesus a rimjob. THAT'S how good it is.
I can't believe nobody's spouting Sgt. Hartman quotes.
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!"
Classic. R. Lee Ermey is awesome.
At 2/27/04 02:14 PM, Lord_Aba wrote:
HAHA! I love it when guys think that. Dude, seriously, chicks are just as willing as the dudes.
Your sex drive is determined by the levels of testosterone in your system. Therefore, men are hornier in general. That's not to say women don't get turned on, just that they're less promiscuous.
If you think about it, there is a genetic reason for women to be more selective than men when it comes to sex. Since females are essentially incapable of concieving for their nine months of pregnancy, they have to make sure their mate is ideal. Also, in prehistoric days before drugs and Caesarian sections, it was not at all uncommon for women to die in childbirth--if they were going to have a kid, they had better fucking make sure it was worth it. Men, on the other hand, have no such limitations.
Oh, and I think most women find gay sex disgusting because it involves a penis going in and out of an asshole, but that's just my opinion.
At 2/26/04 12:53 PM, vibes wrote: I have a very cool website for everyone.
I thought you were somebody I could trust. I guess I was wrong. I'm very disappointed in you.
SHAME
At 2/27/04 01:59 PM, MaR_iNe_MaN wrote: FUX
Ohhhh... I get it now. Thank you for that clever, clarifying remark.
The best thing about NG is that anyone can submit movies. It's the viewers who decide whether it gets recognition or not. NG is democracy at its best, friends.
Ow... ow... ow... ow... ow...
FUCKING OUCH!!
To think that anyone would actually allow someone else to do that to him... It makes me lose all faith in the decency of the human race.
At 2/27/04 12:53 PM, alexsmolik wrote:
Hmmm... You really do regret every thing you do and say, don't you ? You can't always live like that, thinking about the past and stuff. You have to move on, my friend. And stop being so paranoiac. I extremely hope you were totally being sarcastic ! Or I'm going to look like a complete asshole replying to that.
I'm beginning to regret I even mentioned that I was beginning to regret that I even mentioned that I was beginning to regret that I even mentioned it...
I could do this all day. :-D
At 2/27/04 10:18 AM, alexsmolik wrote:
Get a grip on reality.
Paulie Teutul wasn't trying to be mean, to assault, harass, or pick on you. You don't have to feel all that "rejected", "owned" or whatever. He just knows what he's talking about. Why would you regret to mention something? Oh ... I guess you're one of the "follower" type of people. I guess.
I'm beginning to regret I even mentioned that I was beginning to regret that I even mentioned it...
Well, whatever. The point is the forum now contains more than 100,000 valid topics (for now, anyway). I thought people liked any excuse to celebrate pointless stuff like that. I'm beginning to regret I even mentioned it...
At 2/27/04 09:53 AM, MacBeth- wrote:
I think that might be without enluding deleted/locked topics..?
It was 100,030 when I first posted the topic. 12,369 seem like an awful lot of deleted/locked topics to me...
At 2/27/04 09:06 AM, PaulieTeutul wrote: Sorry fella, the link for this topic is http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=112399, so its the 112,399th topic. ever made.
Well, the main bbs page ( http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/) says it's the 100,030th. I don't know how these numbers are calculated, but I figure that has to count for something.
http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/
I'm surprised no one knows about this.
I just noticed that the total number of topics in the forum has passed the 100,000 mark (this is the 100,030th) . Yay for meaningless milestones!
At 2/26/04 11:27 PM, Stuporman wrote: You ain't original.
:-(
Sorry. If I had known that, I wouldn't have posted it. I'm just going to stick my tongue in an electrical socket now...
Because you can't stop editing pictures!!!
At 2/26/04 11:12 PM, Ozcar wrote: I have 2 questions:
1.- What's the passion? When you are horny or something like that?
2.- Who's "that" Christ?
You're either trying to BS us or you've been hiding in a hole for the past few months. It's Mel Gibson's new movie that supposedly depcicts the last 12 hours of Jesus's life in a rather graphic way. People got all bent out of shape about it because it came down on Jews pretty hard.
"There are some who call me... Tim."
--Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
--French Soldier from MP&THG
"It's just a flesh wound."
--The Black Knight from (what else) MP&THG
That movie kicks comedic ass.
At 2/25/04 05:43 PM, AncientX wrote:
Wow, that makes you really cool man.
Hehehe... I hope I get more cool points for it! Ahahahahahahaha!! :-D
At 2/25/04 03:47 PM, AncientX wrote: I think that it is just a bunch of Bullshit.
OMG...
*posts a picture of a boy scout with Down Syndrome accepting a trophy from a pudgy troop leader*
At 2/25/04 05:15 PM, TheJoe324 wrote: Gahh, I got 77/100 I could probably get more if I tried again but I don't really feel like it. Maybe I'll try again later to see if I can do better.
I think you have to run around the maze fighting dongrels and hongrels and whatnot to get 100 points. That could get tedious.
Oh, and I figured out why I couldn't get past Ripberger: I kept spelling his name RipbUrger. What a dumbass.
