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hai guyz, waz goin' on?

First time I get to use one of the folders in my /b/ folder.

Now, on a serious note: If you've been posting jailbait in your posts, you're fucked. Seriously. Remember, SevenStar did that, and he got banhammer'd? Same thing is probably happening to you. Also, presumably you can't remember your password because you've already been banned. Summary: You're fucked.

Preloader: Scalene
Menus:
1. 0-15 sec: Skajio (DONE)
2. 10-25 sec:
3. 20-35 sec:
4. 30-45 sec:
5. 40-55 sec: Scalene (Just tidying up, I stopped working on it with half a second left...)
6. 50-1:05 sec: Hylian Mafia
7. 1:00-1:15 sec:
8. 1:10-1:25 sec:
9. 1:20-1:35 sec:
10. 1:30-1:45 sec:
11. 1:40-1:55 sec:
12. 1:50-2:05 sec: hollowbullet
13. 2:00-2:15 sec:
14. 2:10-2:25 sec:
15. 2:20-2:35 sec: Wiiporter (I thought you'd done yours, but I can't find it... rapidshit and post link again?)
16. 2:30-2:45 sec:
17. 2:40-2:55 sec:
18. 2:50-3:05 sec:
19. 3:00-3:15 sec:
20. 3:10-3:25 sec: (6 seconds after the song finishes...)
Credits:

Generic Parts: OneWhoListens (DONE), chickendance333 (DONE), Ythomit,

Chunkycheese12, dinky-dau (DONE) Scalene

Unsure on: Trinidex, Bexman, swordkill, Gimgak, LenardNotLenny

Also, I've figured out a way to avoid library conflict issues, so no need to stress about that.

I'm sending a mass PM to all those who haven't done it.

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Now, when I've done this, I hope to recieve more parts. I think I had some more, but I lost them when I cleared out my PC. I'm stoopid like that.

At 4/28/08 07:30 PM, El-Presidente wrote: Luis didn't design it...tisk tisk...

By the way, another easy way to find it, is if you click the preloader open and when you see where the Play button appears, at the end there's a ridiculously white looking frame. Double click that at the end and it will open it up at that same spot.

Yeah, that's how I found it.

And also, who did design it? Because I've kind of based my piece (crappy as it is) around the idea that Luis did design it... ("You know, maybe if you stopped eating so many fucking tacos, you'd design a preloader that would give me enough room to take a dump without having to sit on it.!")

Wait, never mind, I found it. It's PDL_Done, in case anyone wants to search for this.

Hey guys.

I'm having a bit of trouble navigating my way through the Pico Day Preloader - in particular, I'm struggling to find the animation after the 'Play' button is hit.

I only need to grab one frame of it, in between that glow that slides across all four characters, and the point where 'Pico Day 2008' appears on the screen. Is anyone able to give me some tips on how to do this? I'm completely lost with how Luis designed this thing.

Don't tell me you don't exist. You're doing it, right now - you're voting Waterlollies up and voting down Metal Gear Awesome 2.

The fact that the majority of the people who go on Newgrounds and watched Metal Gear Awesome 2 consider it BETTER than Waterlollies doesn't matter - because MGA2 isn't as well animated. So it's your job, then - like you do with every animation that takes the #1 spot - to vote it down.

People can't say this isn't happening. MGA2 has gone from a 4.62 to a 4.40 - ever since it came out. People are intentionally trying to vote it down and get Waterlollies back up, and that's annoying.

Don't get me wrong, I love chluaid's animation, and I think it should be #1, but people constantly 0'ing MGA2 are going about it the wrong way.

Am I right? I mean, the Audio Portal has the same problem, with people voting down the top submissions...

At 4/18/08 05:45 PM, Wiiporter wrote:

At 4/18/08 03:42 AM, Scalene wrote: Sorry for the double post.... please help me? Please?

This would be an enormous favor from me.

Show the spots left, please?

Hang on, I've saved the list somewhere on my external USB. When I find it, I'll post it, though I do think up to the last 30 seconds of the song are free.

Using sound in flash is a bitch.

I find it best to ignore EVERYTHING, finish syncing everything to the sound, export the sound to Audacity, and fix it up in there.

Seriously, it'll save you a lot of ass raep.

At 4/14/08 06:46 AM, Wiiporter wrote:

At 4/13/08 08:11 AM, Scalene wrote: Sorry I haven't posted lately, I've been down at Nimbin, NSW, for the past week. Google it, and you'll understand why I'll need to take another day to create a coherent message... :)

>:( You didn't ask nicely I'm not doing this again.

Sorry for the double post.... please help me? Please?

At 4/14/08 12:06 PM, OneWhoListens wrote:

At 4/13/08 08:11 AM, Scalene wrote:

Oh, wow. What the heck were you doing there?

Illegal things. NEVAR AGAIN.

At 4/7/08 11:18 AM, OneWhoListens wrote:
Looking for anything in particular?

Not really. Just dancers, funky shapes, anything. We're getting close, though!

At 4/8/08 10:51 PM, hollowbullet wrote: bah well I guess I will post what I just came up with... I had to scrap the other Idea because frankly it sucked. I havent added the moth or anything but this guy is upposed to represent the first flash program so like what should I have him do just for ideas like fight a villan(a shitty Win98 or Apple 1.0 OS) or anything like that just gonna post to show that Im still working.

screeny

Hmmm... I don't have too many ideas. DDR Dancing, or maybe fighting a retro-style pico?

That NaziNinja Hentai thread.

God, we need a BBSArchive, like 4chanarchive, purely so we can view the awesomeness and lulz without the crap.

An archive of a PalTalk conversation we just had. TwerpoNG is this faggot. Best bits are highlighted in BOLD, for you tl;dr-ers.

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TwerpoNG: you don't understand
TwerpoNG: it's instinctual to us
TwerpoNG: the larger the tits
SCALENE-YAY: It's a rule of the internet.
TwerpoNG: the more milk you make
TwerpoNG: so evolutionary
SCALENE-YAY: TITS OR GTFO
TwerpoNG: we like tits
TwerpoNG: so us liking tits is just being good humans
TwerpoNG: so
TwerpoNG: tits or gtfo
SCALENE-YAY: tits or gtfo
claire_april: if i were a guy, how much time in a day my thought will be ocuppied by tits?
TwerpoNG: it depends
TwerpoNG: are we counting fapping time?
claire_april: average
TwerpoNG: or rather
TwerpoNG: are we counting time spent thinking about tits
TwerpoNG: because if it's thought time
TwerpoNG: every time someone with decent tits walks by
TwerpoNG: we're thinking about tits
claire_april: you guys brain's like, empty
SCALENE-YAY: indeed.
claire_april: its a myth
SCALENE-YAY: So, Tits or GTFO.
SCALENE-YAY: I mean, come on.
TwerpoNG: actually
SCALENE-YAY: We don't know you, and they're just tits.
TwerpoNG: our brain is much larger than yours
TwerpoNG: but your brain
TwerpoNG: far
TwerpoNG: is far
claire_april: i wish i were a guy
TwerpoNG: more active
TwerpoNG: no you don't
TwerpoNG: girls have it easy
SCALENE-YAY: No, you don't.
TwerpoNG: look good
SCALENE-YAY: Now, TITS PLZ.
TwerpoNG: have a decent personality
TwerpoNG: and you have a date
SCALENE-YAY: I mean, we can't find you
TwerpoNG: us
TwerpoNG: we have to look good
SCALENE-YAY: And nobody will know.
SCALENE-YAY: TITS
TwerpoNG: be good at starting conversation
claire_april: i dont need that
SCALENE-YAY: Titz?
TwerpoNG: be muscular
TwerpoNG: be good at something
TwerpoNG: have a good job
TwerpoNG: and all this other shite
TwerpoNG: but honestly
TwerpoNG: i would really like to see some tits
TwerpoNG: asian tits are sometimes the very best
claire_april: no girl's thinking about depend on thier man in this generation
claire_april: shut up
TwerpoNG: meh
TwerpoNG: I guess i shouldn't really talk
TwerpoNG: i've never been on a date let alone have a girlfriend
TwerpoNG:
claire_april: you shy type?
TwerpoNG: sorta
TwerpoNG: i have no trouble engaging a girl
TwerpoNG: it's the whole asking her out part that i'm sqeemish to
claire_april: you are only 17
TwerpoNG: 15
SCALENE-YAY: 15?
claire_april: you are supposed to have a date
HotActionYiffFur: You're 15? lmao
claire_april: you are not supposed to be allow to be in this chatroom dude
TwerpoNG: um
TwerpoNG: they just set it to adult
TwerpoNG: so people know we swear and such
TwerpoNG: and talk of tits
TwerpoNG: and others
SCALENE-YAY: Speaking of which, TITS OR GTFO
TwerpoNG: Scalene, give it up already
TwerpoNG: it stopped being funny a while go
claire_april: you guys have your own tits too
TwerpoNG: man tits?
TwerpoNG: well
HotActionYiffFur: Actually to search for Paltalk rooms under the catigory of "adult", a notification comes up letting you know that A rated rooms are 18+
TwerpoNG: i am a bit overweight
HotActionYiffFur: SO technically, this is an 18+ room.
HotActionYiffFur: So gtfo
TwerpoNG: rated
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TwerpoNG: but not only for
TwerpoNG: intellectually i consider myself around that way
TwerpoNG: but that's just cause i have a big ego
SCALENE-YAY: I can't take this dipshit.
SCALENE-YAY: *leaves*
TwerpoNG: i've reached the point where i've realised that i'm a dipshit
TwerpoNG: and that i'm full of bullshit
TwerpoNG: yet I continue to act the same way
TwerpoNG:
HotActionYiffFur: Is all I hear
TwerpoNG: claire
TwerpoNG: your a girl
TwerpoNG: lets say you've beccome decent friends with a guy
claire_april: if hes a gay
TwerpoNG: but there's nothing really there emotionally
TwerpoNG: and then he asks you out
TwerpoNG: would you give him a go?
claire_april: no
TwerpoNG: sadly
claire_april: that way we will become fuck buddy
TwerpoNG: wtf
TwerpoNG: you must be pretty slutty then
claire_april: so only befrined with gay men
TwerpoNG: thats bullshit
TwerpoNG: you're a fucking twat if that's true
TwerpoNG: yes, it's true that most guys only are friends with girls cause they want to bone them
TwerpoNG: but nonetheless
TwerpoNG: I enjoy most of my platonic relationships with girls
TwerpoNG: and who knows
TwerpoNG: maybe a dude that you see as friends
TwerpoNG: turns into something else
TwerpoNG: >:[
claire_april: i only have one male friend
claire_april: and he's gay
TwerpoNG: I pity you
claire_april: i dont
TwerpoNG: how many girl friends do you have?
claire_april: 7
TwerpoNG: damn
claire_april: 5 of them best friend from middle school
TwerpoNG: that's an awful lonely life
TwerpoNG: no offense or anything
claire_april: no its not!
claire_april: i dont like larger social circle
TwerpoNG: that's not true
claire_april: it is kiddo
TwerpoNG: your just afraid of a larger social circle
TwerpoNG: it'll expose you
TwerpoNG: meating new peole means you're vulnerable
claire_april: no i tried that once but its not my personality
TwerpoNG: so if you died tomorrow
TwerpoNG: only 8 people would miss you outside your family?
FBIpolux: meating new people
FBIpolux: is cool
TwerpoNG: lulz
FBIpolux: especially when you meat them
claire_april: there's not much people worth konwing
FBIpolux: in the mangina
TwerpoNG: mispelling, one of the curses of smoking pot
TwerpoNG: also, you're wrong claire
TwerpoNG: there's plenty people worth knowing
TwerpoNG: you just have to learn to look for them
claire_april: so how many you found so far
TwerpoNG: hm?
TwerpoNG: oh
TwerpoNG: people worth knowing?
TwerpoNG: almost everyone I know
TwerpoNG: cept for a few douchebags
claire_april: i know a lot general nice peopel
TwerpoNG: which are people worth knowing
claire_april: me and my friend, we can guess what each other's thinking
claire_april: without telling it
TwerpoNG: like what you have a taste for?
TwerpoNG: is it donuts?
TwerpoNG: :D
claire_april: no not that kind of thing
TwerpoNG: lulz
TwerpoNG: i guess you haven't seen that commercial

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Comments? This is the standard desperate user, amirite?

Sorry I haven't posted lately, I've been down at Nimbin, NSW, for the past week. Google it, and you'll understand why I'll need to take another day to create a coherent message... :)

Lulz.

*bump*

Is anyone else willing to do a second animation? I've still got a lot of gaps.

At 4/6/08 07:29 AM, harryharryharry98 wrote:

At 4/6/08 07:07 AM, elementell wrote: Assassins creed.

Or Call of dudy 4.

DUDY ???!!!

DOODY!

I'm a bit stuck here.

From the 'Find a Room' section, how do I get to the Newgrounds room? Been mucking around in here for a while, and found the adult section, but not Adult Video - or Newgrounds...

At 4/5/08 11:49 PM, BitchWeed wrote: Dumb shit from the internet doesn't belong on TV. Ever.

G4 & Attack of The Show being the exception, then?

At 4/5/08 05:14 PM, ShirkDeio wrote: Have you even received one reply?

Man, if only I had a sponsoring site, I might try to sponsor this. I mean, knowing how many page views the last one got, a sponsor would definitely get their money's worth. If only they could understand that, we'd be getting fought over by several sponsors >_<

Well, if it got that many, all you'd have to do would be host it on your website, and use enough advertisements that each page view will cover server costs + some more. Then, put a smaller version of it, with only a few basic tutorials, on Newgrounds, and a link to the full one on your website.

Could that work?

It's a random idea

Ah, so HERE'S the mysterious PalTalk thread...

Hmmm...

At 4/5/08 08:21 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Tom Cruise looked at what he had done, and it was good.

So he decided he would charge people for it.

At 2/22/08 11:25 PM, NucularSoldier wrote: What the fuck was that shit?

At 2/22/08 11:26 PM, DarkArchon wrote: what the fuck was that?

Hivemind. But seriously, what the fuck was that? If you'd put it on Newgrounds, it would've been blammed pretty quickly.

Radiohead is looking for a skilled animator to create the next video clip from their album, "In Rainbows".

It would be awesome if a Newgrounder got this job.

Check it out!

Is anyone up for some Flash Flash Revolution multiplayer? You'll have to register, but no valid email is required.

And, it's kind of a good way to kill time. Anyone want to join? Room's Newgrounds.

At 4/3/08 10:04 PM, chickendance333 wrote: I'll try and get the trial again

Just change your system clock time to February 10.

At 4/4/08 08:14 AM, penterz wrote: Can i get a clip of you screaming? Like there's a giant bear chasing after you?

I need a good quality "AAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!"

Apologies, but you were a touch too late.

I am recording some new clips next week, though, so I'll putcha down!

And there should be a .mp3 at the end of the Awesome Tonight file.

To keep track of things for when I'ma goin' home from this station:

<PLEASE DO NOT DELETE, MODS, OR I'LL LOSE TRACK OF THESE FILES. WEB SERVERS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO TRANSFER THESE.>

Awesome Tonight
Nossinator's Request

At 4/4/08 03:35 AM, Elios wrote: *The best way ever*

Begin urinating, and slowly back up a few feet. Aim your penor upward to get an arch effect, and see how far away you can get from the bowl without missing. When you run out, make sure you shimmy back to the toilet so you don't spill.

I definitely use that method WAY too much. Way, Way too much.

My record is 1.20 metres. And you know what the extra .2 metres was.

At 4/4/08 05:42 AM, TheNossinator wrote: Can you say:

1. "I don't know how to tell you this...you have AIDS." In 3 different accents, Australian, British and American.
2. "Welcome to Master Music Class [insert number (3 - 10 here]" In an announcer type voice.

If you could, that would be awesome.

The latter is for a Flash of mine, and the first is for fun.

No problem! Expect stereotypical accents, howver, and for that second one, do you want only one, with a random number, or 7, each with a number from 3-10?