Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

This redesign of the site looks pretty good. New logo looks nice, too - nice, sharp. Really good vector stuff.

I'm not so sure about the new slogan, though. "Everything, By Everyone"? The old one was so much cooler, if longer. But maybe it'll work out, I mean, Tom seems to have a good head for these things. But generally, the entire layout of the site is looking really SHARP. Crisp, new... it's nice. I really do prefer this layout to the old one. The orange is a bit overwhelming, though.

I'm definitely going to take advantage of this new user page post ability. That is seriously going to be INSANE - I hate to imagine the load on the Newgrounds servers. Hopefully we won't get any Myspace 16-year-olds mucking around and abusing it, hey?

Even I can tell that the back-end redesign is pretty awesome, and that's going to be useful. The lag was getting just a little bit annoying, am I right?

NO MOAR POP-UPS. That is just win. Nothing to add.

Plus, the level logos are awesome. They're sharper, crisper - and Johnny isn't even finished with them, yet. Finally, I have a chance at reaching the top level... that'll be awesome. Watch your back, Pimp...

I'm really hopeful about this. What do you think?

At 6/1/08 11:35 AM, Alfie wrote: What does finding all of these give you?

Sekrit clip. Nice, stylish, and definitely worth getting, especially for the sense of worthwhile-ness it gives your self-esteem.

Another: at the 4:12 mark, click on the door of the letterbox.

Another one to add to the list:

2:52 mark: One of the bricks at this point is slightly discoloured. Clicky.

In case you're a dumbshit who ignored the NG Tank Awards...

Okay. I have 8, after watching this way too many times for my sanity, but I'm missing 2 of the 'official' hidden images. However, for the time being, here are the little clickables I've found. (I couldn't find an official thread.)

'Official' Secrets
Shoop Da Woop: Don't know
Wally: 3:49 mark. Near the shop window.
Exit Sign: No idea.
Trashcan: 1:00 mark. Kinda easy.
Cuban: 1:10, at the world map.
Handbag: 1:25, behind teh hawtness.
Chef: 1:31, on top of the shops in the background.
Flying Pig: 2:02, where the cat and dog get yiffy.

'Unofficial'
2:42 mark: Click on the top left hand drawer in the chest of drawers for epic win.
3:04 mark: Click on the slightly light grey brick in the center.
3:23 mark: The red billboard is clickable, but does nothing.

Now, I'm looking for the Shoop Da Whoop Globe and the Exit Sign. If you want to give me a hint (apart from 'USE TAB') or a location, it would really help. I mean, I found you these, right...?

*bump*

She's currently ranked #7.

If she reaches #1, it'll be so awesome...

Hey! She's already ranked at #17! Not far to go now.

I think this girl is beautiful and deserves to win this competition. Do you agree, NG?If so, you should click "vote" as many times as you like.

There is an easy way to win with FireFox
Install the addon "reloadevery" https://addons.mozilla.org/nl/firefox/ad don/115?id=115
Set it to 5-10 seconds to autoreload, and let it do the postdata thing.
Let it autoreload so you can use both hands to fap to her.

God, Christian fanaticism is insane.

Even worse that Scientology.

*shudders*

Cut it off. After it stops bleeding, you shouldn't have the problem any more.

Just scrolled down, sorry. Thanks for the link!

At 5/15/08 08:35 AM, Oppugnant wrote: You mean, this?

No, it was an image.

Listed tonnes of possible topic combinations, which you read by reading down.

Does anyone have that old, "Newgrounds General Forum Summary" image? You know, the one where you can pick and choose what the basic topic is?

I'm looking for it, just want to lol for a while. Please?

Nope. Oh well! It looks okay tidied up a bit.

Oh, YEAH. Shit.

Okay. Just a quick question - I'm trying to export a .fla file as a .avi - I'm using Flash 8 at home, my school computer is using Flash CS3.

I have a short movie clip file - an explosion - that I've put in the animation and tweened. When the clip is exported as a .avi (File > Export > Export Movie), everything comes out fine, EXCEPT the explosion movie clip remains frozen as a frame.

Is it possible to fix this? I'm kind of fucked if it doesn't work out. Not that I care.

Good on you, Wade.

Awards like Review Crew Pick and ToTW should be used to highlight missed flashes, not stolen for 'lulz'.

Seriously. What the fuck is up with your country? We have a very simple system. Vote on whoever you want, and they get a seat in the house. Party with most houses becomes the leading party, and the leader of that party becomes Prime Minister.

Unfortunately, I can't understand how America's system works AT ALL. I listen to the radio, they go on about primaries. In Australia, a primary vote is the person who's your first preference to lead your area. And party votes.

So, Politics, can you please help me? Can someone PLEASE give me a very basic baby explanation as to how the FUCK your country chooses its leader?

That is seriously an awesome shoop.

At 5/6/08 04:59 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote:

At 5/6/08 04:57 AM, emochild wrote: I was going to say Linking Park too, I mean it was a band with heaps of potential but they managed to screw it up

Yer I know. Everyone likes what I've done and jay-z numb. Hardly anyone now likes the old ones like paperkut, with you, points of authority, in the end, a place for my head. Those sorts

I agree with this message way too much. They did have potential, and my BROTHER likes them now. I mention these songs, and he's like, 'lolwut?'

At 5/6/08 03:07 AM, Jezuz wrote: <a fucking hilarious sketch>

I lol'd so fucking hard.

Also, try 10minuteemail.com, guys. It'll work easy.

At 5/6/08 04:32 AM, Sawdust wrote: Shampoo commercial. Ever think of making that Stamper? You have the skill and the voice, why not? Geez.

From Xmanne, on the PalTalk chat:

WOULD YOU LIKE FLAWLESS, SHINY HAIR? WOULD YOU LIKE PEOPLE TO ORGASM OVER IT? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A GOD? THEN USE METAL GEAR SHAMPOO. PACKED WITH MINERALS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOUR HAIR 100% AWESOME. GUARANTEED TO MAKE WOMEN BOW DOWN TO YOU AND START HANDING OUT SEXUAL FAVORS. SO BUY IT NOW, OR RISK LIVING A LIFE OF MISERABLE EXISTENCE.

I like Darkside7000's idea of Snake on a Plane. That'd be awesome.

At 5/6/08 04:34 AM, The-Dave wrote:

Yes, I was. I ADMIT IT. Along with The Doors. And Dragonforce. And Killswitch Engage (Though they're not as huge as the others.)

I hope you are not trying to say that you liked The Doors before they got popular..

The new version. Not the 1965 one.

You should've grabbed his cock.

At 5/6/08 04:23 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: Has this happened to any of you?
And were any of you fans of linkin par songs, before jay-z ?(not including numb cause that seems to be the only song people liked before jay-z)

Yes, I was. I ADMIT IT. Along with The Doors. And Dragonforce. And Killswitch Engage (Though they're not as huge as the others.)

Old shit.

Also, people think THAT'S perverted? They should do what I do to seats.

At 5/6/08 03:21 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 5/6/08 03:15 AM, f0d wrote: I act like I don't like this website yet I still post on it so I can troll and call other people names. What?

Fixed, just for you.

Yay! Internet bitchfight!

Chill out. f0d, FBI's awesome, so sod off.

At 5/6/08 02:18 AM, RubberNinja wrote: Sadly I could most probably tell you the entire base plot to the game just from knowledge gained from satire here on Newgrounds. Kinda says a lot, doesn't it?

Me too. And seriously, I've never even touched Metal Gear.

I'm very tempted to hire it out and go for something, but I'm paranoid I just won't have time to finish my schoolwork as well...

At 5/6/08 01:31 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Well... it's not really a warning now. He's just going to delete the accounts. He deleted a dozen of accounts on Paltalk earlier. It was pretty funny.

Bullcrap. Wade's NEVAR on PalTalk.

Also, I've gotten to the point where I doubt this is going to work. I only view frontpage'd flashes now, because I want to enjoy myself and conserve bandwidth.

But what is this going to mean for Clock Day? Nooo!

At 5/5/08 07:55 AM, andhination wrote:

At 5/5/08 04:18 AM, MadMax wrote: JESUS CHRIST!

You called?

I laughed.

I also need to stop keeping this thread in my browser and posting in it 12 hours later...

At 5/5/08 04:57 AM, EmoFagNarutoFanMod wrote: jermeny shud haff wun ww2

lol yah. hitla is awesome as fuck.