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Response to: Can you get STDs from your dog? Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

My god. I have never laughed so hard at a topic. Well done, Newgrounds, this has made my day.

Response to: :Insert joke here: Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

Look up the verse.

:Insert joke here:

Response to: fav. pokemon Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

At 6/23/08 09:33 AM, BonusStage wrote: I know, how dare they actually answer the question instead of being 4faggot troll dumbasses with no originality or good sense in humor.

Clearly, you don't liek mudkipz.

Why the hell not?

Response to: Why Did They Buy The Helmet?! Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

At 6/23/08 09:33 AM, McJesus wrote:
At 6/23/08 09:28 AM, Phantox wrote: You should wait and keep it in a box. When all of the helms run out, you can sell it for a very high price
Damn, shoulda thought of this.

I know.

Seriously, if it keeps going up at the rate it is, it'll pay for me to attend a year of Uni.

Response to: fav. pokemon Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

At 6/23/08 06:42 AM, sharingankakashi13 wrote: Mudkip.

17 posts to get 'Mudkip'?

What the hell, Newgrounds...

Response to: Why Did They Buy The Helmet?! Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

At 6/23/08 09:09 AM, TJoyal wrote: I know it's been a really long time but I still can't get over why Halo fags wanted the Master Chief helmet. It's not like you are ever going to wear it. And don't say it is a collectable because nobody would want that gay ass thing on a shelf.

I have no idea. I bought the Legendary edition, still have it in the box, and I've been offered $550 for it from some rabid collector. What the shit is up with these people? Best investment I ever made though, almost 300% profit in a year.

Response to: Tom just scared the shit out of me Posted June 23rd, 2008 in General

Take out insurance against getting sued.

I work in radio, and I have it, to avoid defamation cases. It is very, very cheap. Not sure if you can get it to protect you from getting sued for copyright, though.

Response to: Come on PalTalk! Posted June 22nd, 2008 in General

Come on PalTalk - I work for a publishing company in Australia, we have an advanced copy of Billy Connolly's new novel for an international publishing date, and I'm leaking the sexual abuse by his father to Newgrounds.

Response to: Wacom Tablets Posted June 21st, 2008 in Art

At 6/19/08 07:43 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: I was just checking out the metal gear solid 4 documentary included with the game and the lead character/art designer there uses an Intuos 3..so clearly you can do amazing work with them.

Okay, this is going to sound REALLY stupid, but... Metal Gear Solid is a computer game. And it's all 3D. How would you do that with a tablet?

Response to: She left this Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

At 6/17/08 04:40 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: I wonder what it means

Epic shoop.

Response to: I'm in work experience Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Work ad masturbate. I do both at the same time.

Response to: Tree: The Ng Bbs (finished) Posted June 17th, 2008 in General

Just got unbanned, so I wanted to say thanks for criticism.

I'm happy with it as it is, but I have every intention of taking this idea further after my attempt at animation is finished - maybe a tree for each staff member?

Pokemon D/p Friend Codes Posted June 13th, 2008 in Video Games

Sorry, guys. I tired using search bar, and for the life of me, I couldn't find the thread. Anyone know where the D/P Friend Code thread is? I'm spoiling for a fight.

Response to: How has your aura changed NG? Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

Neutral. Then, because I'm nice, I became light.

Response to: New and funny Mario charecters. Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

At 6/8/08 04:04 AM, bonetail wrote: Alright that's it.Im pretty pissed off right now. Only thing you do is whine and break rules. If you dont want to be part of this thread dont post anything.

Oh, but I do. I really, really do.

Here you go. Shell Fetish Mario!

New and funny Mario charecters.

Response to: New and funny Mario charecters. Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

Oh, and another character. MARIA!

New and funny Mario charecters.

Response to: New and funny Mario charecters. Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

Okay, here's... bowsetta. An original character. >.>

New and funny Mario charecters.

Response to: New and funny Mario charecters. Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

At 6/7/08 04:01 PM, bonetail wrote: Rules are simple: No porn/sex stuff.

Oh really?

New and funny Mario charecters.

Response to: In the World of Newgrounds Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

At 6/8/08 03:24 AM, phsychopath wrote: Seriously? I thought the auras were just ment for mods and superiors and such. I never knew you could get the yellow aura by being nice to others.

- headdesk -

Response to: In the World of Newgrounds Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

Don't worry. If you're like me, you'll make the jump to Newgrounds, get used to the assholery, check out 4chan, and then become a drawfag on /b/. It's a good cycle.

In all seriousness - we're rude, but we're not mean. You know those people who sit at the back of the bus, and enjoy having some jokes - even if they're in bad taste? We're them. Come to us for advice, we'll make you wish you'd stuck your cock in a vat of sulfuric acid. But if you're sick of wannabe goth kids acting drunk in class to be tough, we'll join you in making fun of them.

Response to: Midyear 2008 Bbs Awards Results Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

Too long; didn't read.

Tree: The Ng Bbs (finished) Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

I did it. Finally. Teh woot.

Hopefully you liek it. My only problem is that it's probably too subtle for you guys. But oh well, I spent long enough on it, I cba toning it down for you guys. Enjoy.

I may come back to it and do it up some more, later.

Tree: The Ng Bbs (finished)

Response to: whats the scaryist movie evar? Posted June 8th, 2008 in General

Oh...

Nobody's mention The Blair Witch Project? That's genuinely creepy. And realistic.

And yes, The Thing. The defribrillator scene made me piss myself.

Oh, and finally, Poltergeist, by Steven Spielberg.

Response to: The Sun printed in Polish Posted June 7th, 2008 in General

At 6/7/08 08:13 AM, Knudsen wrote:
At 6/7/08 07:32 AM, Jaredcatz wrote:
At 6/7/08 07:21 AM, TacoFreak wrote:
I'm polish btw
No way! So am I!
Whoa! So am I!

I'm Russian. You all belong to me. :D

Response to: Tree: The Ng Bbs Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

I do need to say that it's a shoop of an original image from the site, so don't think it's ALL mine. Just in case it turns up later.

Response to: Tree: The Ng Bbs Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

At 6/6/08 02:11 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Is he pissing on the general tree?
i'm not sure

Yeah, I forgot to adjust the color of the piss.

Tree: The Ng Bbs Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

This isn't finished yet, but it's 2AM, and the Audio, Politics and Flash ones are the ones I've customised the most. But hey, tell me what you think of this (hopefully) witty summary.

Tree: The Ng Bbs

Response to: Talk About A Porn Bomb. Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

At 6/6/08 12:30 PM, gamerdakota wrote:
At 6/6/08 12:29 PM, Scalene wrote: Someone set us up the pr0n.
We get b0nerz.

What ! Major turn on.

Response to: Talk About A Porn Bomb. Posted June 6th, 2008 in General

Someone set us up the pr0n.

Response to: "Weezer - Red Album" Posted June 2nd, 2008 in General

Weezer doesn't suit my tastes, personally. They're good, but not great...