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At 6/26/08 09:02 AM, SCUD14 wrote: How about some bumper car-style dodging?

(Whoops, last image should've quote that.

Also, 4 posts per 30 minutes pisses me off - I may dissapear occasionally.

To combat it, I'll just spend longer on the art.)

At 6/26/08 08:55 AM, Objection wrote: Where's the reverse button ...

>> CONFIRMED.
Mission Control: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?

Oh, SHIT!

At 6/26/08 08:48 AM, SCUD14 wrote: Cock laser to destroy the asteroids.

Mission Control: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Like we'd give you a laser. You're like, 13. That's way too dangerous.

At 6/26/08 08:41 AM, Objection wrote: Call him Bob.

>> CONFIRMED.
Mission Control: Roger that, your name is Bob.
Mission Control: Oh, by the way, Bob, you're heading for an asteroid field... might want to do something before you crash..

At 6/26/08 08:33 AM, Gatling wrote: I want to go to the MOON!

(Because I already have some Moon art drawn, for some other art I've been fucking with.)

>> CONFIRMED.
Mission Control: NG01, you are cleared for take off. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!
Mission Control: Oh, Stamper fucked our database again... what's the name of your pilot, NG01?

>> WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO FLY TO TODAY, CITIZEN?

Oh. EAGLE ROCK. Never fails.
The Red Nex with Cotton Eye Joe will be good - and a remix afterwards. In fact, get all of the dancing songs - Maccarena (I know I mis-spelt it), the Ketchup Song, and the Nutbush.
There's some good Mario theme remixes, grab one, it can't hurt, and it'll sound good.
Mambo #5 - can't remember the artist - and Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation" will also help.

/list.

At 6/26/08 07:16 AM, FullyClothedMike wrote: It's a 40th birthday party, and the birthday girl doesn't like metal.
I can't play whatever I want, sadly. :(

More recent stuff plox.

Damnit, just found that message.

Well, most of my previous post still applies, less KSE and Rammstein.
Simple Plan's cover of Happy Together will be nice. Since it's a 40th, Bowling for Soup's 1985 is compulsory. She should also appreciate End of Fashion. No need for Crazy Frog, but check out Kita Khyber.
Also, RickRoll. Even if they don't get the significance.
Maroon 5 might be nice, and Jack Johnson will be a hit for a party for a girl at the end of the night.

Oooh! Ooh! I can help, I can help!
You need this song.
Reel Big Fish covers are always a big hit at parties - new twists on old songs. Also, Cat Empire is also nice.
Mindless Self Indulgence will be a nice touch, especially their newest songs, if you can get them.
Hmm. What else? Oh, yeah, since you're presumably a male, get some Killswitch Engage, for some unique-sounding metal, and most people don't mind Rammstein.
Chuck in some Wierd Al - but not too much. Maybe 1 song in 2 hours. Otherwise, it's too silly. And don't use his parodies, use his orginals, like "That's your horoscope for today."
What else? You might want to grab some Red Hot Chilli Peppers - and the Rolling Stones. Regardless of the party's age, they'll be a hit.
Finally, add a unique touch with Bob Marley. Might set the mood for something.

I don't know. I just like the Marley.

At 6/26/08 07:03 AM, Blaster101 wrote: Ok i live in the land down under with the Kangaroos and other scarey creatures but if a police comes up to us down here where not stupid and run cause they r allowed gun and we aint we dont have a bill of rights here so it is best to stay and talk

Okay, I'm aussie too, and I can tell you some things. You don't HAVE to talk. Our rights may not be in a constitution, but they do exist.

It's sad about how Australians are not as educated about their rights as they can be. You don't have to tell cops anything other than your name and address, for example. Blaster, it'd be a good idea to find out as much as you can about your rights - and not from your friends, from a Legal Advocacy center or something. Police are there to help, but it's always good to make sure that you're being treated right.

Good, I think I've reached an opinion now.

After talking it through and thinking it through and getting opinions, I can see that it's a good idea to help cops, but, of course, be naturally cautious, if only for safety's sake. Thanks, Newgrounds.

I have to agree with you.

When Newgrounds has a well-thought out, structured, non-rantish and hating discussion, though, it's usually quite nice to read. It's when the posts turn all, "UR GAY, U DON'T KNOW ANYTHIN" or "You can't spell retardation. You must be a 13-yo noob" that it's a pain in the ass.

My opinion, anyway.

This is blasphemy. This is madness!

Madness? THIS IS HOLLYWOOD!

Obvious memes aside, yeah, this poses a BIG problem. Hollywood has a bad history of making sequels to films that didn't need them. Great modern example is The Blair Witch Project. That needed no sequel. It's a story in and of itself. You don't want to revisit the story, or find out more, but Hollywood made it happen.

But, people go see it, it makes money... so they make them.

At 6/26/08 06:47 AM, Harveywuk wrote: Yea i think its a very good idea to speak to the polls they are usually nice guys and pretty good to have them as friends tbh.
if you can get t know like the local ones then it will save you a hell of trouble like if you get in trouble they will let it fly if you and your mates for those underage drinkers out there get drunk in the park and get a bit rowdy they wil let you off without stealing your alchohol and just say keep it down and have fun.
i think speaking to them makes a world of differance and i say talk to em hey but if you act like theres something up they will treat you like somethings up so be cool about it!

At 6/26/08 06:48 AM, jedi-master wrote: I'd probably not talk to them ever again if they didnt know how to contact me....but they did come to your workplace...so ur kinda fucked either way man

Well, I doubt I live in the place you live. Usually, when a police officer (have to use the proper term) approaches you, they usually know you're up to something, or are going to arrest you. There's also the general fear of being noted by the public when the cops come out and talk.

One of the reasons I quit the protests: way too many cops. I'm completely paranoid about the police, tbh.

I know I'm going to get attacked for this, but maybe you should all take a look at /b/, and how it cured it's cancer. We may (look, it's in italics, you can't attack me) be able to learn something from them.)

And we can put a nicer twist than them. We can say, "Hey, we don't really like these threads around here, you know, and some people might attack you for it." And it might work.

Or, you know, don't.

Okay. I was at work today, when two police officers came to me, double checked I was who I said I was, and asked if they could ask me a few questions about a music venue I go to (and review) regularly.

I said no, that I'm working, and I'd rather not. They asked me if I would be willing to come talk to them later, and I told them I'd think about it.

My question is this. Is it a good idea to talk to the police, regardless of whether you've done anything? There's always the risk of being accused of doing something you didn't/being arrested then let go, which hurts your reputation, but at the same time, you're meant to help.

What do you think, guys? I'd put this in the Politics forum, but I only speak English.

At 6/25/08 10:05 PM, chord wrote: xiaoxiaoxiaoxiao

I agree, but with more grammar in my opinion.

At 6/25/08 08:34 AM, Kirk-Cocaine wrote: Why is this a question for Russians, and not Google? Well Google be the good guy he is answered anyway.

FUCKING HELL KIRK.

The ONE question on Newgrounds ONLY I CAN ANSWER and YOU DO IT FOR ME.

Well, thank you VERY MUCH.

/rage.

Yeah, Mir re-entered orbit in 2001, from memory. Not very earth-shattering for Russia - they had bigger problems.

Lol. You probably have aids now.

This is why I'm glad I live in Australia. Nobody can look me up.

But seriously, Parlux, you need to stop being so stubborn and just go and fuck the girls you see.

I once met Yahtzee. I live in Brisbane. And he was at Supanova.

I geeked out and begged him to sign my DS, and this girl I was with asked to sleep with him.

I went to this school.

I walked out of my dorm on school camp to see him lying naked on the beach. *shudder*

My friend's nagging me to get it, and I think I will in a week, purely because with all the maps available, I think I'll get a good play out of it.

What should I know about buying this? What are some of the drawbacks, hidden things, benefits... some of you must have it, is there anything I'll probably miss?

Oh yeah, and specs. I have fairly low PC specs (around average, I'd say, actually) so should I upgrade, or will low-quality be enough?

Stuff the signs, I'm laughing my face off at RossParks and LastSpartan bitch-fighting.

Although I did enjoy the list. Fortunately, I keep no porn in my computer, printed, or bookmarked. I'll leave it to you to figure out how I keep it.

At 6/24/08 12:28 AM, tomato-soup wrote: This shows you how. Kudos to Egoraptor for the post.

I'm aware of this, but it doesn't help Newgrounds members flag stolen animations, when the creator is too lazy...

Actually, when I say it out loud, it sounds silly. Still, I don't like the idea of Youtube-ers profiting off other people's work...

Seriously.

Is there any fucking way to stop the assholes who are stealing flashes from Newgrounds from doing so? It's really pissing me off.

And, according to the pricks who use it, "Oh, it's okay. I say they made it, and everyone else is doing it, so I figured I would too."

NG's thoughts? I'd really like to see SOMETHING happen.

Very, very good film. Got to say, I agree with everything from your post.

May I add the ad campaign for it was GENIUS. I mean, seriously, I was very freaked out by the flash crowd they put in Queen St. I should've stolen one of the actor's wallets.

See this video for more... as I understand, the producers of The Happening tried this in a lot of major cities.

Very, very good film. Got to say, I agree with everything from your post.

May I add the ad campaign for it was GENIUS. I mean, seriously, I was very freaked out by the flash crowd they put in Queen St. I should've stolen one of the actor's wallets.

See this video for more... as I understand, the producers of The Happening tried this in a lot of major cities.

Going on Newgrounds and asking for advice is like sticking your cock into a vat of nitric acid. It's going to hurt.

However.

Your problem is that you're WAY too possessive. Move off. Move WAY off. Do something only once - or twice - a week. Quit saying I love you. Soon, you'll just be sex pals. And that's an awesome relationship to have, like a whore you don't have to pay for.

Hey, that rhymes.