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PUBIC live leapt from Gorillas to Humans :O Pubic!

Found this while browsing. It's old, but I think it's kinda funky.

They say it's unlikely that the lice were spread from sex, but think about it - the lice have a life span of 24 hours, so it's not likely people were sleeping in gorilla nests 24 hours after...

Ugh.

PUBIC live leapt from Gorillas to Humans :O Pubic!

Found this while browsing. It's old, but I think it's kinda funky.

They say it's unlikely that the lice were spread from sex, but think about it - the lice have a life span of 24 hours, so it's not likely people were sleeping in gorilla nests 24 hours after...

Ugh.

I'm checking the Top 50 right now, and currently, it says that in position 2 is 'It's a Halo Thing' with a score of 4.36, but Tankmen 2, below it in #3, has a score of 4.37, but it's lower on the ladder.

Any reason?

An epitomerial neuralgic subdeural hematoma of the hexarth cortex, combined with polyandthebism.

At 12/21/07 06:19 AM, Church-Of-Realities wrote: well put sir, have a medal

thats not sarcasm by the way

My god! My first compliment on the BBS! I'm going to have it framed!

That's the most I've ever read in my life. But you've got a point.

I mean, if you went to parties and got drunk with 500 friends, why are you on the BBS?

At 12/20/07 07:05 PM, BlueHippo wrote: Probably... flag for quality, not quantity. Just because someone posted it in this thread and think it's abusive, doesn't mean it is. If you wanna go back to normal, you'd better be real careful with what you flag. Try to find the most abusive of the abuse posted here, and flag those... one's you know for SURE will be deleted :)

Hmm. That's a good idea...

*cries over whistle*

I killed a beautiful thing...

At 12/20/07 10:18 AM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: I slept on top of my best friend once.

I want video!

I once slept In a cinema.

At 12/18/07 11:17 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Blow on turok at your own risk <SNIP>

:D Sorry, I just had to take that out of context.

I think the FAQ needs to change from 2 years ago. It still says report a flash a malicious if it's been submitted without changes...

Having leeched shamelessly off this thread for over a month, I figure I should contribute something...

<a =http://mrfleek.newgrounds.com/reviews/>
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Also, this guy's flashes have around 0.5 ratings, which they got after judgement. Does this mean they still get to exist?

Thank you so much, both of you. It worked a charm.

You guys rock.

Have you created an effect? The code isn't meant to be copied and pasted, as I understand it. For example, you could have the variable 'two' become true, when the button is clicked. Then you'd replace 'effect' with true.

I'd personally put that script on the button, too

In my (limited) experience, no. Some people create an image that covers all the graphics around the edge, and says "If you can read this, the resoulution is too wide/long".

Could you have it set to, I don't know, a string, not a number?

(I work in Delphi, not Javascript, and NaN means the same thing in Delphi.)

Okay. I need some form of Actionscript that will fade out the music I have playing, at the rate I declare. I can't do it manually, because it depends on when the viewer is going to get off their ass and hit 'play' to play the game.

I experimented with variables, and having the volume have a certain percentage removed every second, but I couldn't - I don't have the skillz.

Is there a really simple way to do this? Really, all I need is all music to fade out on cue - or even on a button click.

Jerry Seinfeld. Despite the fact that he's a bee.

Anyone who messes with him is a fag.

Although, on a more Australian level - you probably haven't heard of Rove McManus, but he's a classic... or, Andrew Hansen from The Chaser - they're the guys who got within a couple of hundred metres of your bloody president when he went to Australia.

At 12/12/07 04:40 AM, GhostEye wrote: I Just Bought W.O.W!"

Infidel!

Do you think we should take down odds on who will win?

At 12/12/07 07:10 AM, Kuro wrote: Last time I saw one of these threads, it got quickly locked, with the message "I win" by some smartass mod.

But then another, possibly even more smartass, mod decided to post in it; declaring his victory.

This continued for some time, until presumably they all got bored and gave up.

I do not remember who won.

Hey, it's all good.

It cannot be stopped...

At 12/12/07 06:40 AM, Kuro wrote:

At 12/12/07 06:38 AM, Scalene wrote: Is there a game name generator?

Yes. Yes there is.

Hmm. "Final Fantasy Sunshine Invasion" sounds good.

I'm about 1/4 of the way through a flash game I've been making, on and off, for about 3 months. I just don't really have a name. Or a plot. But I figure the name is more important. :D

Ugh. How do people create name for games? Is there a game name generator?

And it seems that Portal just won the Good Game Game of the year award.

Woo! Go Portal! It made purchasing it with Team Fortress 2 look somewhat appealing!