Oh, and I should mention, it's pretty depressing.

Actually, really depressing. I bawwed a bit.

There She Is!! Step 4, Paradise, is out now http://www.sambakza.net/.

Change it to English mode. It's fucking sweet.

(Figured you'd want to know, since it isn't on Newgrounds, and it's always been an awesome animation.)

Just the top one.

HE SHALL NOT LIVE FOR INSULTING SAMBAKZA.

Thank you, Wiiporter, for managing this collab while my computer was down. You get to rape chickendance.

Also: I'm typing off a laptop, and the internet is PISS-SLOW. But, I think I've fixed it. In three days, I'll tidy it up.

And the rapidshare's been deleted, and the original file is on the down PC. So, I'll give you all this link in case you don't have it.

WHEE, I'M AWESOME.

Obama.

I'm Australian, so I don't count. But I wish I could vote. America's presidential decision is going to affect the world a lot, but we don't get much say.

At 8/10/08 08:37 AM, Sawdust wrote: It would fail at one point because stupid people are generally the reason why a lot of people are funny.

I'm not really sure.

I'm on a lot of forums, and I know there's one or two users on every one who generate a fuckton of hilarity, even without stupidity. See, what would happen if you put all those people together?

Only a few of you may know my father is a regular member of russian website leprosorium.ru - an invite-only forum.

It's a brilliant idea. Only the best and brightest are permitted to post.

I was wondering, could this idea work? An invite system, based on the absolutely hilarious members of various forums, gathering them. Any profit would probably be made from viewers who enjoyed reading the hilarity.

If only users who generated lulz were allowed, you could see how it could turn out well.

Comments?

FUCK.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

My PC crashes with a virus, and I HAVE to get User of The Day.

Gee, thanks, Norton. Thanks a fucking lot.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGE

At 7/2/08 07:45 PM, sorryhalofreak wrote:
You can buy it there anytime. Same price to. i did it

www,ps3-4-sale.com

Fuck, I fell for it.

God, everyone knows Americans are retarded.

It's 'mum' and 'mother'. The rest of the world is normal, unlike you. We use regular and sensible units for our measurements - 10mm in 1cm, 100cm in 1m, 1000m in 1km. Not whatever fucked up system you use.

Also, it's colour. Not color.

NON-AMERICANS RULE.

How to gain respec' on the BBS.

God, I love Silent Hill. I think I write the majority of the symbolism stuff for the games in Wikipedia.

For those wondering, the walking leg thing is symbolic of what's-his-face from the second game, and his sexual repression when his wife was sick. Thought you'd like to know.

Try Paltalk.

Yeah, come on PalTalk, peeps, especially if you haven't tried before.

At 6/30/08 04:30 AM, SU1CIDEB0MB3R wrote: i dont masterbate because i get pussy because im not a loser

Out of curiousity, why are you guys so busy attacking each other when the very first reply was this?

Oh, I moved this game to my userpage. No idea how you found it. o.O

I just wanted to see how many pages of a forum game I could get away with, and lost my nerve.

At 6/30/08 02:06 AM, Me-Patch wrote his test results

No, you failed the test. Sorry!

My predictions are that Switzerland will be obliterated off the globe, thus swinging the balance of power to the Australians.

Guys, here's a test. We're going to see if Newgrounders really do the things that they say they do.

So, here are some questions, that, really, only someone who has experience in the field would be able to answer.

Drinking.
Oh, so you drink underage? Let's see.
1. How did you get access to the alcohol?
2. If you bought it, what did you buy, how did you buy it, and how much was it?
3. How much did you drink, and what happened as a result?
4. Were you hungover? What did it feel like, and how did you get over it?
5. Where were you when you did it, and where did you go afterwards?

Drugs.
We'll start low, then go to the most hardcore ones. I only ask these questions out of what I've been told, I refuse to touch drugs. First, weed.
1. How much did you buy, and how much was it?
2. What was the taste like?
3. How did you smoke it, and what did you look and smell like afterwards?
4. What effect did it have? If you hurt yourself, what happened? If you watched something, how was it different?

Oh, so you've tried ecstasy. Then you'll definitely be able to answer these questions.
1. Where'd you get it?
2. How much was it?
3. What was the design?
4. How did it change the way you acted?
5. What did you really really want when you took it?
6. What's it taste like?

I'm know only a little about drugs, but only a druggie should be able to answer those questions.

And finally, the big one...

Sex.
We'll start with the basis - the 'girl' you're dating.
1. How long have you been dating?
2. What's her birthday?
3. What's her starsign?
4. Last name?
5. What point is she at in her cycle?

Oral sex. Only a couple of questions needed to establish this...
1. Which blowjob sent you through the roof (the really mind-blowing one)?
2. What's pussy taste like?

Finally, normal sex.
1. What's near the top of a vag, what's lower down, and where does the cawk go?
2. What brand and size condom do you use, and how much are they?
3. If it was the girl's first time, what did you need? And what would she keep doing?
4. And finally - how long did it take you to get off?

I just get sick of people making mistakes in their posts that so obviously prove that they're bullshitting. Like, "I smoked an entire pipe of weed. I was totally bouncing off the ceiling for the rest of the night, but now my head hurts." Ta, NG.

I've got one!

God, I loved that song when I was a kid.

At 6/29/08 10:15 AM, Wiiporter wrote: For chrissake, STOP. DROP. ROLLLL.

>> CONFIRMED.
>> ROLLING AGAINST AGILITY SKILL: 8
>> 1d20... 20
>> EPIC FAILURE!

>> THE ASTEROID DUST HAS NO EFFECT ON FLAME.

According to my calculations, the portal rift will merely direct a great deal of inter-space crap directly onto Switzeland and France via a Black Hole Tornado, allowing all Australians a life of freedom from French tyranny.

At 6/29/08 06:38 AM, mdog750809 wrote: I turned 13, 2 weeks ago.
me and my friends may have done some "stuff",
but it was a special occasion and i made sure i only brought the friends that brag that they do drugs.
we washed up afterwards and each drank about 2 litres of water with breathmints.
I know it's not good for me, but usually i am depressed and shit, and drugs make me seem happy.
(hint, hint: we used coke and ecstacy)

Yeah, I can tell YOU'RE bullshitting. The Opening Poster isn't. It's kind of tricky, but if you look hard, you can figure out what's up with it.

Furries. Go yiff in hell, furfags. And I don't give a shit how hawt it was, stay there.

At 6/29/08 06:18 AM, CazmoV wrote: But my girlfriend (katherine) was just drinking a small amount and only taking drags
But it still worries me to death that we're all 13 years old.
And she's a lovely girl normally
She wouldn't stop apologizing and calling it peer pressure...
I just wanna get rid of it :/

Yeah, always happy to help a guy go edgy.

If it's peer pressure, stick with her, and keep an eye on her. Parties are awesome, even with a drink or two. And if you've got someone who also agrees not to do anything too dangerous, it's easy. I usually go to a party as long as I've got someone who's somewhat edgy. Whether that means absolutely nothing, or anything, so long as it's in moderation, doesn't matter. It helps me make my own choice.

And seriously, peer pressure doesn't exist once you realize your peers are idiots. :D

Okay, this is going to be hated upon, but I can tell when someone's posting the truth. This guy is.

Best thing you can do is get out of that kind of situation. I enjoy a drink in moderation. But people who get pissed/do drugs for the sake of doing it are INCREDIBLY dangerous.

You might not listen, but it's worth going Straight-Edge on your friends. I use the excuse that "I value what I put into my body, and you KNOW what you do isn't good for you." Sometimes I have to take care of a friend, but it's safer. And usually, it keeps your friends under some control.

Straight-Edgers aren't all religious.

At 6/29/08 06:08 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: what a fucking stupid thread....

Stop hating, jews. I lol'd. Pretty funny. Nice one, FullClip, you're not a bad contributor to the BBS.

At 6/29/08 05:53 AM, Sawdust wrote: Bob then realizes that he wants to fuck the fire with his eyes.

>> CONFIRMED.
>> ROLLING AGAINST SEXUALITY: 2
>> 1d20... 4
>> FAILURE!

>> HOLY SHIT. YOU'RE STILL ON FIRE.

Oh, yeah. I know that guy well, he hangs out on a site I go to usually.